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Stuff people have to tell you

  • 08-02-2014 09:37PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭


    they've got an iPhone
    they're doing a triathlon
    they've left facebook

    what else do people always feel the need to tell you that you don't give a shyte about?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    They've got... chlamydia


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    That they have been to the gym.


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They don't have a TV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭zanador


    That they're drunk/off their face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    they were HAMMERED last night


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    What they've had for lunch/dinner.
    Every banal thing they're doing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭dobman88


    That they've quit smoking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    That they're going for a poo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Interesting story 187 about backpacking in Australia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭CaSCaDe711


    That they're dying for a p155 :rolleyes:


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  • Site Banned Posts: 63 ✭✭Carrie Madshaw


    .The time... just let me drift maaaaaaannnnnnnnn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    They are vegan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    Where they stashed the swag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    A friend used to say that he had a big todger, to be fair it was a brute of a thing, still remember him dropping the togs at the gaa pitch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭sensormatic


    that there on the rag/have their yokes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Jonnie is on Facebook boards.ie youtube LinkedIn twitter, and was instrumental in getting his peergroup to join them. Jonnie is on the local [nearest most convenient ] sports team. [Don't criticise hi on boards.ie, or else his friends will get u banned from boards. Don't dis him then on facebook either. ]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    That their house is in negative equity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    LoanShark wrote: »
    That their house is in negative equity.

    Apt username tbh. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    They're vegan/vegetarian and that you're a bastard for eating one of God's creatures that should be running round in the sunshine...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    Often times, people have to tell me to keep cool, calm and collected


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    .....that 'I have the right to remain silent......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    mike_ie wrote: »
    They're vegan/vegetarian and that you're a bastard for eating one of God's creatures that should be running round in the sunshine...
    If meat is murder, does that make me guilty of aiding and abetting serial killers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    That they work for a dentist...oh and "did I say she's Spanish?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    That they have the worst cold ever.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 111 ✭✭SPS1


    - how hammered/yipped they were
    - on the paleo/Dukan/gluten-free diet
    - their gym program
    - how they're a "nerd/geek" cause they watch some ridiculously dumbed down lay-man show or documentary, as opposed to ya know studying the sciences?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    After you say you're watching Game of Thrones.....

    They'll tell you they've read the books.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    boobar wrote: »
    After you say you're watching Game of Thrones.....

    They'll tell you they've read the books.

    That and Harry Potter and all those books...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    That they work for a dentist...oh and "did I say she's Spanish?"


    Good for you, any chance of some nitrous oxide for the audience?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "Is that it?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    That they're not a racist, but...


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