Stuff people have to tell you

ballsymchugh

they've got an iPhone
they're doing a triathlon
they've left facebook

what else do people always feel the need to tell you that you don't give a shyte about?

wazky

They've got... chlamydia

Hande hoche!

That they have been to the gym.

They don't have a TV.

zanador

That they're drunk/off their face

we'llallhavetea

they were HAMMERED last night

KKkitty

What they've had for lunch/dinner.
Every banal thing they're doing.

dobman88

That they've quit smoking.

maguic24

That they're going for a poo.

Paddy Cow

Interesting story 187 about backpacking in Australia.

CaSCaDe711

That they're dying for a p155 :rolleyes:

Carrie Madshaw

.The time... just let me drift maaaaaaannnnnnnnn

Ihatecuddles

They are vegan

FreshKnickers

Where they stashed the swag.

orangesoda

A friend used to say that he had a big todger, to be fair it was a brute of a thing, still remember him dropping the togs at the gaa pitch

sensormatic

that there on the rag/have their yokes

gugleguy

Jonnie is on Facebook boards.ie youtube LinkedIn twitter, and was instrumental in getting his peergroup to join them. Jonnie is on the local [nearest most convenient ] sports team. [Don't criticise hi on boards.ie, or else his friends will get u banned from boards. Don't dis him then on facebook either. ]

LoanShark

That their house is in negative equity.

Banjo String

LoanShark wrote: »

That their house is in negative equity.

Apt username tbh. :pac:

Tokyo

They're vegan/vegetarian and that you're a bastard for eating one of God's creatures that should be running round in the sunshine...

LoganRice

Often times, people have to tell me to keep cool, calm and collected

stefan idiot jones

.....that 'I have the right to remain silent......

Paddy Cow

mike_ie wrote: »

They're vegan/vegetarian and that you're a bastard for eating one of God's creatures that should be running round in the sunshine...

If meat is murder, does that make me guilty of aiding and abetting serial killers?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

That they work for a dentist...oh and "did I say she's Spanish?"

marozz

That they have the worst cold ever.

SPS1

- how hammered/yipped they were
- on the paleo/Dukan/gluten-free diet
- their gym program
- how they're a "nerd/geek" cause they watch some ridiculously dumbed down lay-man show or documentary, as opposed to ya know studying the sciences?

boobar

After you say you're watching Game of Thrones.....

They'll tell you they've read the books.

Mickey H

boobar wrote: »

After you say you're watching Game of Thrones.....

They'll tell you they've read the books.

That and Harry Potter and all those books...

RobbingBandit

Marcus Gentle Bird wrote: »

That they work for a dentist...oh and "did I say she's Spanish?"

Good for you, any chance of some nitrous oxide for the audience?

castletownman

"Is that it?"

vitani

That they're not a racist, but...

Piriz

this crazy dream they had last night...

Rothko

That they're an atheist.

wil

Suas11 wrote: »

That they're an atheist.

Or they just found God.

(it seems to be a bail condition)

thecatspjs

I have definitely said at least half of the things mentioned here. Ye would love me.

Sir Osis of Liver.

That they have an Apple Mac and would never use Windows again.

I don't give a flying fcuk.

Duggy747

"Oh man, I was sooooo fùcked last night. It's all a blur and I don't know how I got to bed, I drank so much I don't remember anything!!"

Then proceeds to tell you, in detail, what they drank and how much they drank.

Cienciano

Details of exactly how they were nearly killed in traffic that morning. In fairness, I do this too.

19543261

You'd have to have a right stick up your arse if most of these genuinely bother you.

It's called humouring people; dont think you dont be speaking ****e half the time as well!

User Named

That they just got sick in their mouth!!

Sam Kade

Suas11 wrote: »

That they're an atheist.

and they can't stop talking about God :rolleyes:

Cucking Funt

Patients coming in telling me they cant feel their left arm, pain in their chest, get a grip you whining cunce

PizzamanIRL

How many calories they consume.

Cucking Funt

Making sure they include the fact that they are female in their username as if to say shock horror there are women on the internet after all!

fergiesfolly

How they wouldn't watch Garth Brookes if was playing in their back garden.

Timothy Bryce

Cucking Funt wrote: »

Patients coming in telling me they cant feel their left arm, pain in their chest, get a grip you whining cunce

People who insist on telling you their profession when you didn't ask.

Cucking Funt

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

People who insist on telling you their profession when you didn't ask.

People who wouldn't recognize a joke if it slapped them on the face

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Cucking Funt wrote: »

People who wouldn't recognize a joke if it slapped them on the face

People who want to slap someone in the face with jokes.

Cucking Funt

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

People who want to slap someone in the face with jokes.

People with extremely long usernames to appear edgy

freshpopcorn

Something to do with cardio.

Linoge

That it's their grannies 9 year 4 month anniversary on FB. "Really miss you grim grams. Miss your stories, the way you used to tell me everything will be ok blah blah"

We got it, your grandmother died and you were close.