people who pretend to hate cats

homeless student · 07-02-2014 12:34PM #1

every second person seems to hate cats, I think they are lying because its a popular opinion to have, like why hate them, whats so bad about them? its not like they are a poisonous snake that love to attack humans, that bull about they will eat u if u die in a house they are in is a rubbish excuse as well, if i died and a cat ate me i wouldn't care, id be dead so what would it matter, im sure i would eat a dead cat if it was the other way around.

stefan idiot jones · 07-02-2014 12:35PM

They lick their own arse and walk over your worktops. That's why some people don't like them.

biko · 07-02-2014 12:36PM

Cats are awesome. Even the Egyptians thought so.

And where would the internet be without lolcats? Cheeseburger Dog just doesn't cut it.

GarIT · 07-02-2014 12:38PM

Cats **** in my garden, I'm the one that is left cleaning up after them, I hate them.

krudler · 07-02-2014 12:39PM

Rulers of the internet they are. Cats are just like dogs, most are grand, some are assholes, a lot of them are hilarious.

floggg · 07-02-2014 12:39PM

The only thing I hate more than cat people.

We all know the type.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 07-02-2014 12:39PM

They're too small to get pleasure from. Dogs are where it's at.

endacl · 07-02-2014 12:39PM

Sorry OP. Thought you meant the Andrew Lloyd Webber yoke. I hate that.

Genuinely.

Merkin · 07-02-2014 12:40PM

Much prefer kitty kats to dogs! Love their mischievousness and their independence.

Mrs Garth Brooks · 07-02-2014 12:40PM

They're so cuddly, cute and fluffy.

Seriously how can anyone hate them.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 07-02-2014 12:40PM

GarIT wrote: »

Cats **** in my garden, I'm the one that is left cleaning up after them, I hate them.

I **** in peoples garden. Do you hate me too?

Zillah · 07-02-2014 12:41PM

Every cat is a dog someone doesn't have. I don't hate cats, I hate the lost opportunity they represent.

GarIT · 07-02-2014 12:42PM

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

I **** in peoples garden. Do you hate me too?

If I have to clean it most definitely.

07-02-2014 12:46PM

Hate is a very strong word. I have a serious dislike for cats.

I got a new next door neighbour recently and they have a cat. I hate that fcuking cat.

He sits on my bedroom window looking at me the perve.

He sits it my garden staring at me when I am in my kitchen eating my breakfast.

He comes into the house if I leave any doors open the little bollox.

I found him trying to drive my car one day :mad:

It's cats like him that give the rest of the cats a bad name.

Disclaimer: I would never wish harm on a cat and kittens are the bznz

TheMza · 07-02-2014 12:47PM

Rotten yokes!

Michael D Not Higgins · 07-02-2014 12:48PM

GarIT wrote: »

Cats **** in my garden, I'm the one that is left cleaning up after them, I hate them.

It's like a cat sex den in Gar's garden. Cat condoms all over the place for Gar to clean up.

Grayditch · 07-02-2014 12:50PM

It's definitely a popular opinion that feels very borrowed a lot of the time.

rustedtrumpet · 07-02-2014 12:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Hate is a very strong word. I have a serious dislike for cats.

I got a new next door neighbour recently and they have a cat. I hate that fcuking cat.

He sits on my bedroom window looking at me the perve.

He sits it my garden staring at me when I am in my kitchen eating my breakfast.

He comes into the house if I leave any doors open the little bollox.

I found him trying to drive my car one day :mad:

It's cats like him that give the rest of the cats a bad name.

Disclaimer: I would never wish harm on a cat and kittens are the bznz

Jaysus get over yourself. Its a bloody cat for christ sake. Do you dislike the birds for looking at you through the window in the morning also.

If he trys to come into your house hes a friendly little lad, trust me. It is just a popular opinion people have.. fear of the unknown.

Napper Hawkins · 07-02-2014 12:57PM

Cats are gas for the most part, I prefer dogs though.

aidan24326 · 07-02-2014 12:58PM

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

They're too small to get pleasure from. Dogs are where it's at.

There's just something a little bit wrong about how you worded that.

In any case a cat can grow as big as many small dogs. Not much size difference between a cat and a terrier or a king charles spaniel for example.

Karl Stein · 07-02-2014 12:58PM

They're wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.

dark crystal · 07-02-2014 01:00PM

I love cats. Love their lassez faire attitude, their lack of neediness, their complexity, their independence. They can be just as funny and loving and affectionate as dogs, too.

I'd take a cat over a dog any day of the week.

07-02-2014 01:00PM

Merkin wrote: »

Much prefer kitty kats to dogs!

I feel we could have been friends, until I read this. I don't know if I can make the first move now

Zillah wrote: »

Every cat is a dog someone doesn't have. I don't hate cats, I hate the lost opportunity they represent.

I wish I had said this

.

I don't mind cats and I definitely don't hate them, even if they have black, evil, hearts of darkness.

I just don't know how anyone could prefer them to dogs.
Dogs are great, a dog is your pal forever, no matter what.
Cats are your freeloading selfish dependents.

wazky · 07-02-2014 01:01PM

Sly and devious animal, just a step up from a rodent.

07-02-2014 01:01PM

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

Jaysus get over yourself. Its a bloody cat for christ sake. Do you dislike the birds for looking at you through the window in the morning also.

If he trys to come into your house hes a friendly little lad, trust me. It is just a popular opinion people have.. fear of the unknown.

Cat people can't take jokes.

Pat Mustard · 07-02-2014 01:02PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He sits on my bedroom window looking at me the perve.

He sits it my garden staring at me when I am in my kitchen eating my breakfast.

He comes into the house if I leave any doors open the little bollox.

I found him trying to drive my car one day :mad:

I think he likes you.☺

homeless student · 07-02-2014 01:03PM

wazky wrote: »

Sly and devious animal, just a step up from a rodent.

examples of this please

dd972 · 07-02-2014 01:03PM

Why is it that Cats are either mega friendly and laid back or s**t-scared of their own shadows?

wazky · 07-02-2014 01:04PM

homeless student wrote: »

examples of this please

I have two of my own, only have them around to keep the rodents away.

Myrddin · 07-02-2014 01:05PM

People who hate cats have the most stupid reasons to hate them.

"They are so sly" - No they're not, slyness is a human trait. Cats rely on instinct for survival, which may appear sly at times, but it isn't.
"They poo in my garden" - You must hate birds & dogs then too yeah? Their poo is everywhere too, including peoples gardens.
"They have no loyalty" - Yes they have, but because they show it in a way that you don't understand, doesn't mean they don't show it.
"I'm a dog person" - It's not the premier league, what's wrong with just being an animal person?
"They kill birds" - Enjoy that chicken fillet burger last weekend? Welcome to the food chain.

And all other manner of, well, frankly, bollocks.

krudler · 07-02-2014 01:05PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Hate is a very strong word. I have a serious dislike for cats.

I got a new next door neighbour recently and they have a cat. I hate that fcuking cat.

He sits on my bedroom window looking at me the perve.

He sits it my garden staring at me when I am in my kitchen eating my breakfast.

He comes into the house if I leave any doors open the little bollox.

I found him trying to drive my car one day :mad:

It's cats like him that give the rest of the cats a bad name.

Disclaimer: I would never wish harm on a cat and kittens are the bznz

See that's exactly why I love cats

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