New job issues

urabell · 06-02-2014 09:35PM #1

Started a new job there recently, great pay and they even pay over the odds for travel costs so it covers my fuel for weekends too, it's a temporary thing where I'll spend the next few weeks travelling from town to town launching a new exciting product. (not sure what the rules on advertising are here so I won't be specific as to what it is)

There is one issue though, I do most of this travelling with a partner, he's a top guy, really funny and we have a lot of similar interests, he's very good at the job and his father is the boss so it's beneficial for me to stay on his good side. The thing is, when we finish a presentation he likes to celebrate, he tells me to pull up my top and then he suctions his lips on my stomach to create a fart noise (when I broached the subject with friends they said it was called a raspberry, but I've never heard that term before) First I thought he was just making a move on me, I told him I wasn't gay and he laughed, he claimed that was just how he celebrated success, I actually believe him, he talks about women all the time and doesn't do anything else that would be a bit odd for a straight person.

At first I was inclined to just go with it but now he's sensing my discomfort and I don't want him asking his Father to pair him with someone else, what should I do?

Holsten · 06-02-2014 09:38PM

What the hell?

Weird, tell him to feck off, doesn't matter who is father is.

biko · 06-02-2014 09:38PM

Learn to embrace it

dmc17 · 06-02-2014 09:38PM

What's the issue?

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-02-2014 09:39PM

Its only a raspberry now, another week what will he advance it to?

kneemos · 06-02-2014 09:40PM

Bend over and think about that new exciting product.

endacl · 06-02-2014 09:41PM

Ah, g'wan now...

06-02-2014 09:41PM

The OP likes making up stories. He does it regularly and doesn't seem to care that he's going to get banned.

So. Let's pretend it's true and give him his much needed giggle eh. Then we can lock her up and hope he has sufficiently creamed himself for another wee while.

Chucken · 06-02-2014 09:42PM

dmc17 wrote: »

What's the issue?

The OP does seem to have issues with other peoples fathers.

Might I suggest a no contact with fathers clause in your life?

How was the fishing off the yacht ,by the way?

Guill · 06-02-2014 09:42PM

Jaysus, some people think they should start at the top. Suck it up, someday you'll be giving the raspberries.

BNMC · 06-02-2014 09:42PM

Wait until he starts doing the banana..

blaze1 · 06-02-2014 09:44PM

urabell wrote: »

Started a new job there recently, great pay and they even pay over the odds for travel costs so it covers my fuel for weekends too, it's a temporary thing where I'll spend the next few weeks travelling from town to town launching a new exciting product. (not sure what the rules on advertising are here so I won't be specific as to what it is)

There is one issue though, I do most of this travelling with a partner, he's a top guy, really funny and we have a lot of similar interests, he's very good at the job and his father is the boss so it's beneficial for me to stay on his good side. The thing is, when we finish a presentation he likes to celebrate, he tells me to pull up my top and then he suctions his lips on my stomach to create a fart noise (when I broached the subject with friends they said it was called a raspberry, but I've never heard that term before) First I thought he was just making a move on me, I told him I wasn't gay and he laughed, he claimed that was just how he celebrated success, I actually believe him, he talks about women all the time and doesn't do anything else that would be a bit odd for a straight person.

At first I was inclined to just go with it but now he's sensing my discomfort and I don't want him asking his Father to pair him with someone else, what should I do?

Yeah but is he italian and did he do it to urabell

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-02-2014 09:45PM

blaze1 wrote: »

Yeah but did he do it to urabell

end?

major bill · 06-02-2014 09:45PM

Don't believe I saw that movie

06-02-2014 09:48PM

You should come work for me OP. I like to celebrate success by kicking colleagues in the face. Not sure where I got the idea from

shopaholic01 · 06-02-2014 09:50PM

Chucken wrote: »

The OP does seem to have issues with other peoples fathers.

Might I suggest a no contact with fathers clause in your life?

How was the fishing off the yacht ,by the way?

Don't forget his step father - he's trying to kill him too.

OP = Dead Man Walking/Sailing

urabell · 06-02-2014 09:51PM

Chucken wrote: »

The OP does seem to have issues with other peoples fathers.

Might I suggest a no contact with fathers clause in your life?

How was the fishing off the yacht ,by the way?

Well they do make up a large portion of the male population, short of strapping a gopro to my head I have no idea how I'm supposed to prove what I say, just think this can be a friendly setting for light-hearted to solid advice.

I tend to take the road less travelled and that gets me into some less than ordinary situations which I recently thought would be entertaining to share here,

but go ahead lock this thread up and we can go back to threads complaining about the recession and polls that pander to common opinion

06-02-2014 09:53PM

urabell wrote: »

but go ahead lock this thread up and we can go back to threads complaining about the recession and polls that pander to common opinion

I leave it open and you're still pissed off.

We can't feckin win.

kneemos · 06-02-2014 09:54PM

urabell wrote: »

Well they do make up a large portion of the male population, short of strapping a gopro to my head I have no idea how I'm supposed to prove what I say, just think this can be a friendly setting for light-hearted to solid advice.

I tend to take the road less travelled and that gets me into some less than ordinary situations which I recently thought would be entertaining to share here,

but go ahead lock this thread up and we can go back to threads complaining about the recession and polls that pander to common opinion

I like your motives.

dmc17 · 06-02-2014 09:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I leave it open and you're still pissed off.

We can't feckin win.

Just leave it ajar

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-02-2014 09:56PM

Imagination is a powerful tool.

Chucken · 06-02-2014 09:57PM

urabell wrote: »

but go ahead lock this thread up

Deleted User wrote: »

I leave it open and you're still pissed off.

Aw Whoopsa! He wants me to close it

Lets see.....
1
2
3

Thread Closed

Did that work?

Chucken · 06-02-2014 09:58PM

Damn it. I should have said locked. I'm useless at this

urabell · 06-02-2014 10:00PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I leave it open and you're still pissed off.

We can't feckin win.

I'm not, just want some outside perspective without people jumping down my throat calling me a liar, I understand where you're coming from though in the words of TV detective and absentee father Jimmy McNulty you're 'good police'

shopaholic01 · 06-02-2014 10:01PM

Who was the poster who always tried to close his own threads?

/THREAD CLOSED

He was funny.

cloud493 · 06-02-2014 10:02PM

urabell wrote: »

I'm not, just want some outside perspective without people jumping down my throat calling me a liar, I understand where you're coming from though in the words of TV detective and absentee father Jimmy McNulty you're 'good police'

Oh you.

Chucken · 06-02-2014 10:02PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Who was the poster who always tried to close his own threads?

/THREAD CLOSED

He was funny.

ManCity10

notnumber · 06-02-2014 10:03PM

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

You should come work for me OP. I like to celebrate success by kicking colleagues in the face. Not sure where I got the idea from

Are you FaceKicker?

shopaholic01 · 06-02-2014 10:04PM

Chucken wrote: »

ManCity10

That's the one!

/CASE CLOSED

:pac:

monflat · 06-02-2014 10:06PM

What kind of presentations are ye two doing.?

Or by sounds of it you are doing "demonstrations" .
Wonder who your audience is ?

All men .......... or all women ......

06-02-2014 10:08PM

Go on then tell us what this "new and exciting" product is.

New job issues

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