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Dublin's Newest Mascot - Network Noel

  • 05-02-2014 11:31PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭




    Glorious stuff here from Dublin Bus, Network Noel, a bloody football on a sweeping brush.

    Why are Irish standards for cultural icons so bog low that the laughable fact of it is accepted and passed off as, "ah sure its abit of craic." So many examples out there, it just seems like a part of our psyche we've developed from centuries of living on this bleedin rock.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill




    Glorious stuff here from Dublin Bus, Network Noel, a bloody football on a sweeping brush.

    Why are Irish standards for cultural icons so bog low that the laughable fact of it is accepted and passed off as, "ah sure its abit of craic." So many examples out there, it just seems like a part of our psyche we've developed from centuries of living on this bleedin rock.

    Looks like a wanker which isn't unusual in Dublin Bus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin




    Glorious stuff here from Dublin Bus, Network Noel, a bloody football on a sweeping brush.

    Why are Irish standards for cultural icons so bog low that the laughable fact of it is accepted and passed off as, "ah sure its abit of craic." So many examples out there, it just seems like a part of our psyche we've developed from centuries of living on this bleedin rock.


    ...shouldn't go down the quays with that thing...some of the regulars might take to the water to escape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    That has to be a piss-take


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    A cultural icon? An ad gimmick for a bus company.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    It's from their youtube account so it seems to be legit.

    Seriously though. A football on a stick.

    Christ almighty, who is responsible for marketing in that company?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Rothmans wrote: »
    A football on a stick.

    Christ almighty, who is responsible for marketing in that company?


    ...it might be outsourced. The bill would be interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    This.is.fcuking.stupid!


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Good to see Wilson has gotten a new gig after being nominated at the Oscars for Best Piece of Sporting Equipment in a motion picture for Castaway.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    This is the result of lazy marketing students. Thanks Obama.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    This thread should be derailed. Unravelled. De Noeled


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...it might be outsourced. The bill would be interesting.

    That couldn't hurt.


    Headlines tomorrow.

    'Dublin bus pays €Xm for marketing consultancy, some dodgy camera work, and a ball on a stick'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I hope it was made by an in house job bridge person and they didn't actually pay an advertising agency for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »

    Good grief.

    He actually does look like a DB bus driver to be fair though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Kaizersoze81


    shocking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I'm looking forward to Noel's sister, Junkie Jacintha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Lads, go wild. Paint the fcuking brush handle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    No sweeping generalisations please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    The upside down logo is half corrugated cardboard coloured black, half permanent marker drawn on the football. Bizarre decision making


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 508 ✭✭✭Mikros


    They are actually running ads on TV with the football... with not a hint of a pisstake to be seen. This is deadly serious.


    [then again we are talking about it...no publicity is bad publicity etc.]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Are Network Noel's hairs made from gay sperm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭SimonQuinlank


    If it was made for €3.05 or by a transition year student then fair enough.If that cost thousands of € in production fees its ridiculous!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I'll never get lost in Dublin again :)

    Thanks Network Noel !


    You're the Best :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    They should hire this guy instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7USyUanyCSo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,249 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Sky King wrote: »
    Are Network Noel's hairs made from gay sperm?

    You owe Dublin Bus €20,000 in libel related damages for that insinuation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    No sweeping generalisations please.

    I see what you did there.

    Ya mad head the ball ya !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub


    And the rapping Moy Park chicken has just been out done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Dr Robotnik


    Now we know what happened to Trigger's broom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    It genuinely looks like a bunch of sperm fleeing a giant egg.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'll see your network Noel and I'll raise you...


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