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what does your body look like?

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  • #32
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.


  • #33
    dundalkfc10
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭dundalkfc10


    Skinny enough, Do I give a ****?

    No


  • #34
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Aaaaammmmmmaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzing

























    Well such a question :p


  • #35
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I look like Beth Ditto, at least, according to the Know Your Lookalikes Thread....


  • #36
    Duck Soup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    My body looks like a pig that's been dead for 2 weeks was thrown off a high-rise building and landed on the roof of a car.

    Ladies, form an orderly queue.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm a bit like the beast of Craggy Island:
    Dougal describes the creature as being the size of four cats, having a retractable leg "so it can leap up at you better", luminus in the dark, having four ears (two of which seve as "backup ears", and some of which are actually inside the creature's head), claws the size of cups, an unexplained phobia of stamps, a magnetic tail (according to Mrs Doyle), having "four arses" in the place of a mouth (in contrast to Hudd's earlier description), only having eyebrows on Saturdays and it's yawn supposedly sounds like "Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel".


  • #38
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Chucken wrote: »
    Ah come on! You're not that bad.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UFgHlnbXO7w/TjqTlu0XTTI/AAAAAAAAAUs/A2oX7ouyUlA/s1600/super_muscle_man.jpg

    :D

    I said I could not see past my navel - not my moobs. Damn you woman ..... you know how to play with my self esteem:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a76ar-zIjq8


    :o:)


  • #39
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    That's really cool.

    I'd love to hear an explanation for it. I figure it's some weird form of depersonalisation.

    I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

    Right now, this is what my body looks like - http://cityrag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fat-cat-cash-8.jpg
    About 6 weeks though and I'll start looking normal.


  • #40
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • #41
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.

    less the spandex? put some clothes on! :eek:


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  • #42
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

    Well, having experienced depersonalisation I can say that it's the closest feeling I can describe.


  • #43
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Fairly blurry


  • #44
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Fairly blurry

    Whit Whuooo ;)


  • #45
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Fairly blurry

    Why would you post that online?!


  • #46
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    FearDark wrote: »
    Why would you post that online?!
    'Cos he's hot. :p


  • #47
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    The goggles do nothing!


  • #48
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Imagine a twig with a little flab...


  • #49
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    My body is my worst enemy. If only I could dump it's fat ass.


    *Lipo for Pumpkinseeds


  • #50
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    FearDark wrote: »
    Why would you post that online?!

    It's fairly tame.
    For the lols mostly.
    To show my artistic side with the use of pixelation.
    Boardsies are mad for naked Whoopsie so now it's time for naked Teddy.


    But originally, I posted it in the health and fitness forum over a year ago for I was taking an interest in bodybuilding.


  • #51
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    'Cos he's hot. :p

    I can't thank your post cos I'll look like an aul pervert :D

    But, Teddy...fair play to you :)


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  • #52
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Fairly blurry

    Now turn around and show us that arse ye wee heure ye. I would attach a laughing smiley face to show that im joking but my cell phone wont let me


  • #53
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    'Cos he's hot. :p
    Chucken wrote: »
    Whit Whuooo ;)

    And I can't thank these posts because I'm Irish and haven't fully grasped how to take compliments :P
    But awwwww thanks :o


  • #54
    Lachlan Puny Rim
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lachlan Puny Rim


    8 inches

    no wait hang on


  • #55
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Well, having experienced depersonalisation I can say that it's the closest feeling I can describe.

    It's more like derealisation than depersonalisation. When I get the latter, it's like almost outer body experience - Like I'm catatonic but watching from some other place, whereas the former, everything seems like a cartoon or kind of 2d and just not real.

    Anyway, completely off topic so I'll stop now!


  • #56
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Mr Burns frame with sickly E.T. skin pallor.


  • #57
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Fairly blurry


    Jesus Teddy you built like a brick shìthouse bastard! :eek:

    I used look like Teddy, but my body lost the battle with gravity once I got my wife up the aisle... :D


  • #58
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    orangesoda wrote: »
    Now turn around and show us that arse ye wee heure ye. I would attach a laughing smiley face to show that im joking but my cell phone wont let me


    Why would you be joking? You're only asking what the rest of us them are thinking ;)


  • #59
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Jesus Teddy you built like a brick shìthouse bastard! :eek:

    I used look like Teddy, but my body lost the battle with gravity once I got my wife up the aisle... :D

    Haha, no there's a compliment I can take! :D


  • #60
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Haha, no there's a compliment I can take! :D

    I thought your face was your best feature :O


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  • #61
    DyldeBrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,406 ✭✭✭DyldeBrill


    An absolute temple


    with many a crack!


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