what does your body look like?

orangesoda

Are you muscular? If not, are you happy with your body or do you wish to improve on it?

arybvtcw0eolkf

I wish I wasn't a hunchback

Mint Aero

I'm called Mint Aero cos my abs are like them bars innit :cool:

Links234

2 arms, 2 legs and a head

standard human, right?

stefan idiot jones

Pear shaped.

phasers

picture Dwayne Johnson. Yeah...
...basically the opposite of that.

Starscream25

I am made of sunshine and lollipops, I am Captain Planet

Lapin

Links234 wrote: »

2 arms, 2 legs and a head

standard human, right?

Or gorilla.

Sir Arthur Daley

I look human.

YouTookMyName

Cúntish.

Lyaiera

Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really big and my body is really, really tiny.

Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really tiny and my body is really, really big.

I dunno what's going on with that.

Duff

I look like Phil Heath's delt.

Links234

Lapin wrote: »

Or gorilla.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a gorilla, but lets not rule anything out

WoollyRedHat

PM and I'll show you, heheheheheehhehee xoxoxoxo ;);)

marozz

I'm not muscular, the only six pack I have is a six pack of Guinness, hence the beer belly.

Lyaiera

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

PM and I'll show you, heheheheheehhehee xoxoxoxo ;);)

16/f/cali *teehee*

notnumber

orangesoda wrote: »

Are you muscular? If not, are you happy with your body or do you wish to improve on it?

My brain is the only muscle I exercise and yes I always wish to improve on it.

WoollyRedHat

Lyaiera wrote: »

16/f/cali *teehee*

Omg like how did you know?

Muise...

Mint Aero wrote: »

I'm called Mint Aero cos my abs are like them bars innit :cool:

Feck it anyways! I thought you were a rich aviator.

WilyCoyote

Down to my navel, not too bad. Can't see beyond that thanks be to the Lord Jasus :P

fuerte1976

one word

Atrocious

deseil

Skinny but saggy not a muscle in sight...Picture a wax model of a stick man but slighlty melted thats me

My name is URL

Lyaiera wrote: »

Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really big and my body is really, really tiny.

Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really tiny and my body is really, really big.

I dunno what's going on with that.

Maybe?

Sir Osis of Liver.

6ft of relaxed muscle.

sawdoubters

a lean mean sex machine

have you got a sister

Artful_Badger

I'm pretty much like a giant spud.

catallus

I keep my bodies in a freezer.

glaswegian

a shaved ape.

Chucken

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Down to my navel, not too bad. Can't see beyond that thanks be to the Lord Jasus :P

Ah come on! You're not that bad.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UFgHlnbXO7w/TjqTlu0XTTI/AAAAAAAAAUs/A2oX7ouyUlA/s1600/super_muscle_man.jpg

Lyaiera

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe?

That's really cool.

I'd love to hear an explanation for it. I figure it's some weird form of depersonalisation.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Not fat, skinny or muscular, I just am.

Frosty McSnowballs

Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.

dundalkfc10

Skinny enough, Do I give a ****?

No

caustic 1

Aaaaammmmmmaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzing

























Well such a question

McChubbin

I look like Beth Ditto, at least, according to the Know Your Lookalikes Thread....

Duck Soup

My body looks like a pig that's been dead for 2 weeks was thrown off a high-rise building and landed on the roof of a car.

Ladies, form an orderly queue.

I'm a bit like the beast of Craggy Island:

Dougal describes the creature as being the size of four cats, having a retractable leg "so it can leap up at you better", luminus in the dark, having four ears (two of which seve as "backup ears", and some of which are actually inside the creature's head), claws the size of cups, an unexplained phobia of stamps, a magnetic tail (according to Mrs Doyle), having "four arses" in the place of a mouth (in contrast to Hudd's earlier description), only having eyebrows on Saturdays and it's yawn supposedly sounds like "Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel".

WilyCoyote

Chucken wrote: »

Ah come on! You're not that bad.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UFgHlnbXO7w/TjqTlu0XTTI/AAAAAAAAAUs/A2oX7ouyUlA/s1600/super_muscle_man.jpg

I said I could not see past my navel - not my moobs. Damn you woman ..... you know how to play with my self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a76ar-zIjq8

:)

flutterflye

Lyaiera wrote: »

That's really cool.

I'd love to hear an explanation for it. I figure it's some weird form of depersonalisation.

I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

Right now, this is what my body looks like - http://cityrag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fat-cat-cash-8.jpg
About 6 weeks though and I'll start looking normal.

FizzleSticks

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Links234

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.

less the spandex? put some clothes on! :eek:

Lyaiera

flutterflye wrote: »

I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

Well, having experienced depersonalisation I can say that it's the closest feeling I can describe.

TeddyTedson

Fairly blurry

Chucken

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Fairly blurry

Whit Whuooo

FearDark

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Fairly blurry

Why would you post that online?!

shopaholic01

FearDark wrote: »

Why would you post that online?!

'Cos he's hot.

El Guapo!

The goggles do nothing!

P_1

Imagine a twig with a little flab...

Pumpkinseeds

My body is my worst enemy. If only I could dump it's fat ass.


*Lipo for Pumpkinseeds

TeddyTedson

FearDark wrote: »

Why would you post that online?!

It's fairly tame.
For the lols mostly.
To show my artistic side with the use of pixelation.
Boardsies are mad for naked Whoopsie so now it's time for naked Teddy.


But originally, I posted it in the health and fitness forum over a year ago for I was taking an interest in bodybuilding.

Chucken

shopaholic01 wrote: »

'Cos he's hot.

I can't thank your post cos I'll look like an aul pervert

But, Teddy...fair play to you