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what does your body look like?

  • 04-02-2014 7:38pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Are you muscular? If not, are you happy with your body or do you wish to improve on it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I wish I wasn't a hunchback :'(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I'm called Mint Aero cos my abs are like them bars innit :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    2 arms, 2 legs and a head

    standard human, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Pear shaped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    picture Dwayne Johnson. Yeah...
    ...basically the opposite of that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    I am made of sunshine and lollipops, I am Captain Planet


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Links234 wrote: »
    2 arms, 2 legs and a head

    standard human, right?

    Or gorilla.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I look human.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Cúntish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really big and my body is really, really tiny.

    Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really tiny and my body is really, really big.

    I dunno what's going on with that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    I look like Phil Heath's delt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Lapin wrote: »
    Or gorilla.

    I'm pretty sure I'm not a gorilla, but lets not rule anything out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    PM and I'll show you, heheheheheehhehee xoxoxoxo ;););)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    I'm not muscular, the only six pack I have is a six pack of Guinness, hence the beer belly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    PM and I'll show you, heheheheheehhehee xoxoxoxo ;););)

    16/f/cali *teehee*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    orangesoda wrote: »
    Are you muscular? If not, are you happy with your body or do you wish to improve on it?

    My brain is the only muscle I exercise and yes I always wish to improve on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    16/f/cali *teehee*

    Omg like how did you know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I'm called Mint Aero cos my abs are like them bars innit :cool:

    Feck it anyways! I thought you were a rich aviator.

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Down to my navel, not too bad. Can't see beyond that thanks be to the Lord Jasus :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    one word

    Atrocious :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    Skinny but saggy not a muscle in sight...Picture a wax model of a stick man but slighlty melted thats me :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really big and my body is really, really tiny.

    Sometimes it feels like my head is really, really tiny and my body is really, really big.

    I dunno what's going on with that.


    Maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    6ft of relaxed muscle.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    a lean mean sex machine

    have you got a sister


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    I'm pretty much like a giant spud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    I keep my bodies in a freezer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭glaswegian


    a shaved ape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Down to my navel, not too bad. Can't see beyond that thanks be to the Lord Jasus :P

    Ah come on! You're not that bad.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UFgHlnbXO7w/TjqTlu0XTTI/AAAAAAAAAUs/A2oX7ouyUlA/s1600/super_muscle_man.jpg

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera



    That's really cool.

    I'd love to hear an explanation for it. I figure it's some weird form of depersonalisation.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Not fat, skinny or muscular, I just am.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭dundalkfc10


    Skinny enough, Do I give a ****?

    No


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Aaaaammmmmmaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzing

























    Well such a question :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I look like Beth Ditto, at least, according to the Know Your Lookalikes Thread....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    My body looks like a pig that's been dead for 2 weeks was thrown off a high-rise building and landed on the roof of a car.

    Ladies, form an orderly queue.


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  • Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm a bit like the beast of Craggy Island:
    Dougal describes the creature as being the size of four cats, having a retractable leg "so it can leap up at you better", luminus in the dark, having four ears (two of which seve as "backup ears", and some of which are actually inside the creature's head), claws the size of cups, an unexplained phobia of stamps, a magnetic tail (according to Mrs Doyle), having "four arses" in the place of a mouth (in contrast to Hudd's earlier description), only having eyebrows on Saturdays and it's yawn supposedly sounds like "Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Chucken wrote: »

    I said I could not see past my navel - not my moobs. Damn you woman ..... you know how to play with my self esteem:



    :o:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    That's really cool.

    I'd love to hear an explanation for it. I figure it's some weird form of depersonalisation.

    I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

    Right now, this is what my body looks like - http://cityrag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fat-cat-cash-8.jpg
    About 6 weeks though and I'll start looking normal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Jack Black in Nacho Libre.....less the spandex.

    less the spandex? put some clothes on! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I get depersonalisation sometimes and it's nothing like that!!

    Well, having experienced depersonalisation I can say that it's the closest feeling I can describe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken



    Whit Whuooo ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark



    Why would you post that online?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    FearDark wrote: »
    Why would you post that online?!
    'Cos he's hot. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    The goggles do nothing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Imagine a twig with a little flab...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    My body is my worst enemy. If only I could dump it's fat ass.


    *Lipo for Pumpkinseeds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    FearDark wrote: »
    Why would you post that online?!

    It's fairly tame.
    For the lols mostly.
    To show my artistic side with the use of pixelation.
    Boardsies are mad for naked Whoopsie so now it's time for naked Teddy.


    But originally, I posted it in the health and fitness forum over a year ago for I was taking an interest in bodybuilding.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    'Cos he's hot. :p

    I can't thank your post cos I'll look like an aul pervert :D

    But, Teddy...fair play to you :)


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