Nose or mouth?

01-02-2014 12:25PM

oldyouth wrote: »

I breath through my mouth when swimming and through my nose when diving

Are you a mermaid?

Peter Tork · 01-02-2014 12:35PM

You deviated my septum, know what I'm sayin!

Frank Lee Midere · 01-02-2014 12:41PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

The following other conditions are also associated with mouth breathing: cheilitis glandularis, Down syndrome, anterior open bite, tongue thrusting habit, cerebal palsy, Sleep apnea, Snoring.

source; wiki

Probably cause and effect are mixed up there

biko · 01-02-2014 12:43PM

Goddammit, now I'm really concious about my breathing.
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*

Ihatecuddles · 01-02-2014 01:08PM

I breathe through my nose, always. My teeth feel cold and my tongue gets dry when I breathe through my mouth.

The other half breathes through his mouth. He also stops breathing for long periods of time when he's asleep.

Then I take the pillow off his face.

Flaker · 01-02-2014 01:08PM

Nose while awake, mouth while asleep for some reason. Have been told that I am not at my prettiest while asleep.

Peter Tork · 01-02-2014 01:48PM

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

Autonomous Cowherd · 01-02-2014 02:09PM

Peter Tork wrote: »

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

That makes sense.

Arthur Beesley · 01-02-2014 02:14PM

Peter Tork wrote: »

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

BS...apparently.

PizzamanIRL · 01-02-2014 02:32PM

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

Czarcasm · 01-02-2014 02:42PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

Small dick and you'd manage it...

>_>

<_<

Ihatecuddles · 01-02-2014 02:56PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

He's the mouth breather, I'm normal!!

And no Czar, not an issue here

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 01-02-2014 02:57PM

mauzo! wrote: »

He just worded it wrong. This argument has been going on since last night, we''re definitely insane

What the hell do you mean, he worded wrong? You worded it wrongly!!!

Ihatecuddles · 01-02-2014 02:58PM

Makenzie Quaint Halo wrote: »

What the hell do you mean, he worded wrong? You worded it wrongly!!!

No he didn't like my OP so he corrected it

dope!

Rekop dog · 01-02-2014 03:01PM

Hate when you become conscious of your breathing.

Autonomous Cowherd · 01-02-2014 03:03PM

Rekop dog wrote: »

Hate when you become conscious of your breathing.

Yep! Gasp...I'm drowning. Like watching those underwater Jacques Cousteau docs as a kid and suddenly thinking oh my God! i can't breathe!!!

Aestivalis · 01-02-2014 03:22PM

I'm a mouth breather! Even though breathing through the nose is supposed to be the correct and natural way.
I have a lot of issues with my nose, and its constantly inflamed and blocked most of the year so I find it really hard to get enough air in through my nose!

Capt'n Midnight · 01-02-2014 03:35PM

biko wrote: »

Goddammit, now I'm really concious about my breathing.
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060129052024/uncyclopedia/images/f/fa/Breathing_certificate.jpg

Capt'n Midnight · 01-02-2014 03:38PM

HowTo:Breathe

Step 1: Detecting Your Organs

First of all, you should know where all your organs are. If you are a human, your lungs should be behind your ribcage and your diaphragm should be at the bottom of your ribcage. Your nose should be located above your mouth. If you have trouble locating these components, try consulting an expert.

Please make sure that your central nervous system is properly connected to your diaphragm muscle and that your brain is set up properly. If you do not know how to check this connection, please consult your owner's manual. If your owner's manual is lost, missing or temporarily misplaced, dial the help hotline. The help hotline was affixed to your umbilical cord at birth, much like the warning stickers on cords of household appliances.

Tip Do not give up yet!

After you succeed in detecting the necessary organs and ensuring their proper connection, you will be ready to proceed to the next step.

Capt'n Midnight · 01-02-2014 03:50PM

Can the poll be changed, multiple choice ?

Mouth
Left Nostril
Right Nostril
Both Nostrils
Skin
Anus
Spiracles
I oxygenate my blood using a modified kidney dialysis machine on Thursdays.
Actually I'm an anaerobe
Photosynthesis is fun.

BrokenArrows · 01-02-2014 03:58PM

Rekop dog wrote: »

Hate when you become conscious of your breathing.

I hate when I become conscious of my walking.

Frank Lee Midere · 01-02-2014 08:14PM

I've been monitoring this all day and ...

I STILL DONT KNOW IF IM A MOUTH BREATHER OR NOT!!

I think I breath through my nose but when I try to analyze it I PANIC! And breath through my mouth.

This thread will be the death of me.

languagenerd · 01-02-2014 08:29PM

You're supposed to breathe through your nose - it has tiny hairs to filter dirt out of the air before it hits your lungs. I've also read something about how breathing through the nose gives the lungs more time to extract oxygen from the air and makes hyperventilation less likely (I can't say for definite if that's true, mind, just something I read a while ago). Also, it's less likely to make you look dozy :P

I generally breathe through my nose, except when I get out of breath during exercise for some reason...

01-02-2014 08:39PM

Heads I wash, tails you dry

Nightingale · 01-02-2014 09:30PM

I am a mouth breather - have been for as long as I can remember. If I have to breathe through my nose say during Pilates etc it takes me a while to get a decent breath in and even then I have to compensate by breathing through my mouth.

I had to tell my dentist as I was nearly choking one time when she was doing a deep clean of my teeth and my mouth was full of water etc. The dentist told me it is important to mention it due to this etc and she also said that mouth breathers have more issues with receeding gums etc due to the mouth pretty much always being open.

Just my tuppence

harvester of sorrow · 01-02-2014 09:36PM

If i could breath thru my ears i'd never come up for air.

Vito Corleone · 01-02-2014 09:44PM

I had bad asthma as a child and was told to breathe through my nose.

Nose or mouth?

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