Nose or mouth?

Ihatecuddles

Having an argument with the other half.. is it more common to breathe and through your mouth or nose? One of us never breathes through their mouth and thinks the other ones a freak.. And one of us breathes through their nose and thinks the other is a stupid-head.

So which do you do?

Chattastrophe!

Nose, always nose.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i have gills, you've probably never heard of them

Arthur Beesley

No option for both?

No option for arse?

No option for ears or eyes?

spurious

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

No option for both?

No option for arse?

No option for ears or eyes?

That's for talking.

Mr Boom Boom

mauzo! wrote: »

Having an argument with the other half.. is it more common to breathe and through your mouth or nose? One of us never breathes through their mouth and thinks the other ones a freak.. And one of us breathes through their nose and thinks the other is a stupid-head.

So which do you do?

Are the pair of ye insane? Yer doing the same thing ie one never breathes through mouth and the other breathes through snout. IT'S THE SAME THING !!!

Meangadh

Nose, unless I happen to have a bad cold. Sure if you're breathing through your mouth you're going around with your mouth open all the time- and even if only a little bit, that's weird.

stefan idiot jones

Nose.

I do not look like a slack jawed gimp.

Meangadh

Mr Boom Boom wrote: »

Are the pair of ye insane? Yer doing the same thing ie one never breathes through mouth and the other breathes through snout. IT'S THE SAME THING !!!

Actually yeah, upon reading it again, it is the same thing!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

It's conversations like that which makes me glad I'm single.

y0ssar1an22

In through the nose, out through the mouth

Ihatecuddles

Mr Boom Boom wrote: »

Are the pair of ye insane? Yer doing the same thing ie one never breathes through mouth and the other breathes through snout. IT'S THE SAME THING !!!

He just worded it wrong. This argument has been going on since last night, we''re definitely insane

Merkin

Why aren't ears there?

KERSPLAT!

Nose

BBDBB

Im just grateful Im still breathing to be fair

Yep, nose.

It's why colds make us so miserable and make it so difficult to breath, because our noses get blocked.

quickbeam

Nose obviously. If you need extra oxygen (while exercising, for example) then you can top it up by breathing through your mouth. Or if the nose is blocked then the mouth can be used. But for every day usage, then you don't sit there with your mouth open breathing. You use your nose.

seosamh1980

I'd say it's about 50/50 for me, broken nose years ago makes it difficult to breathe completely through it most of the time. I don't leave my mouth hanging open catching flies, my lips are just about parted (doing it right now to check :P), because I'm mainly just making up for the loss of some air through my nose, not taking massive breaths through my mouth alone.

My husband is the exact same, old broken nose, can't breathe through it properly. Yet he INSISTS on trying to, all.the.time. So at night when he's asleep or trying to get to sleep and about to pass out with the effort of breathing through his gammy nose I want to die trying to sleep beside him. Listening to someone trying to force air through a blocked nose constantly is soul destroying. Open your mouth ffs!!

Oranage2

I'm a mouth person :eek:

Aphex

Pfft breathing is for pussies

Professey Chin

Nose

anncoates

Er both.

mawk

Your nose is full of tiny hairs to strain out dust and smoke and pollen. Your mouth is not.

But you can breath faster through your mouth when your muscles need extra oxygen.

Normally you should be breathing through your nose

laugh

The term "Mouth breather" is derogatory.

suicide_circus

The following other conditions are also associated with mouth breathing: cheilitis glandularis, Down syndrome, anterior open bite, tongue thrusting habit, cerebal palsy, Sleep apnea, Snoring.

source; wiki

theteal

The term "mouth breather" exists for a reason




Edit: must type more quickly

Capt'n Midnight

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

No option for both?

No option for arse?

Are you some sort of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ?

Autonomous Cowherd

Aphex wrote: »

Pfft breathing is for pussies

hahahaha....thanks for the laugh

Mouth breathers beware! Not only can you appear to be slack-jawed yokels but mouth-breathing builds up innumerable maladies, starting with the gums. Check out Buteyko breathing on Google is God, or how about this site... http://www.normalbreathing.com/index-nasal.php


But don't stress, just breathe less

JDM Jack

Nose, except I have sinus problems so I often have to resort to the mouth.

Duckworth_Luas

I wear baggy pants to let my balls breath!

oldyouth

I breath through my mouth when swimming and through my nose when diving

oldyouth

oldyouth wrote: »

I breath through my mouth when swimming and through my nose when diving

Are you a mermaid?

Peter Tork

You deviated my septum, know what I'm sayin!

Frank Lee Midere

suicide_circus wrote: »

The following other conditions are also associated with mouth breathing: cheilitis glandularis, Down syndrome, anterior open bite, tongue thrusting habit, cerebal palsy, Sleep apnea, Snoring.

source; wiki

Probably cause and effect are mixed up there

biko

Goddammit, now I'm really concious about my breathing.
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*

Ihatecuddles

I breathe through my nose, always. My teeth feel cold and my tongue gets dry when I breathe through my mouth.

The other half breathes through his mouth. He also stops breathing for long periods of time when he's asleep.


Then I take the pillow off his face.

Flaker

Nose while awake, mouth while asleep for some reason. Have been told that I am not at my prettiest while asleep.

Peter Tork

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

Autonomous Cowherd

Peter Tork wrote: »

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

That makes sense.

Arthur Beesley

Peter Tork wrote: »

For some reason, if you believe in anything right of centre, with regards to your political beliefs, you breath through your mouth also.

Apparently.

BS...apparently.

PizzamanIRL

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

Czarcasm

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

Small dick and you'd manage it...

>_>

<_<

Ihatecuddles

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Nose.

How can you breathe through your mouth with his dick in it?

He's the mouth breather, I'm normal!!

And no Czar, not an issue here

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

mauzo! wrote: »

He just worded it wrong. This argument has been going on since last night, we''re definitely insane

What the hell do you mean, he worded wrong? You worded it wrongly!!!

Ihatecuddles

Makenzie Quaint Halo wrote: »

What the hell do you mean, he worded wrong? You worded it wrongly!!!

No he didn't like my OP so he corrected it dope!

Rekop dog

Hate when you become conscious of your breathing.

Autonomous Cowherd

Rekop dog wrote: »

Hate when you become conscious of your breathing.

Yep! Gasp...I'm drowning. Like watching those underwater Jacques Cousteau docs as a kid and suddenly thinking oh my God! i can't breathe!!!

Aestivalis

I'm a mouth breather! Even though breathing through the nose is supposed to be the correct and natural way.
I have a lot of issues with my nose, and its constantly inflamed and blocked most of the year so I find it really hard to get enough air in through my nose!

Capt'n Midnight

biko wrote: »

Goddammit, now I'm really concious about my breathing.
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060129052024/uncyclopedia/images/f/fa/Breathing_certificate.jpg

Capt'n Midnight

HowTo:Breathe

Step 1: Detecting Your Organs

First of all, you should know where all your organs are. If you are a human, your lungs should be behind your ribcage and your diaphragm should be at the bottom of your ribcage. Your nose should be located above your mouth. If you have trouble locating these components, try consulting an expert.

Please make sure that your central nervous system is properly connected to your diaphragm muscle and that your brain is set up properly. If you do not know how to check this connection, please consult your owner's manual. If your owner's manual is lost, missing or temporarily misplaced, dial the help hotline. The help hotline was affixed to your umbilical cord at birth, much like the warning stickers on cords of household appliances.

Tip Do not give up yet!

After you succeed in detecting the necessary organs and ensuring their proper connection, you will be ready to proceed to the next step.

Capt'n Midnight

Can the poll be changed, multiple choice ?

Mouth
Left Nostril
Right Nostril
Both Nostrils
Skin
Anus
Spiracles
I oxygenate my blood using a modified kidney dialysis machine on Thursdays.
Actually I'm an anaerobe
Photosynthesis is fun.