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New woman - Bad Roide

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  • #32
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Larianne wrote: »
    At least you're getting the ride.

    :'(

    [insert chat up line here]


  • #33
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Larianne wrote: »
    At least you're getting the ride.

    :'(
    He might offer you one so you might live to regret that.


  • #34
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    FearDark wrote: »
    [insert chat up line here]

    Tis not a chat up line I'm after. :o


  • #35
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    6541 wrote: »
    Okay, I have been seeing a younger bird for the last three weeks. Good craic, looks good on the arm, but she is a bad roide! Just frigging lies there and thinks of Ireland. Now good people of AH please advise.

    If she just lies there and thinks of Ireland, you're not doing it right. ie you're a bad roide


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    New woman - bad roide

    Old woman - good roide

    Problem solved. :)


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  • #37
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Larianne wrote: »
    Tis not a chat up line I'm after. :o

    Is it cawk?

    A big cawk?

    Any cawk?

    ...I've got a cawk.


  • #38
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    6541 wrote: »
    Okay, I have been seeing a younger bird for the last three weeks. Good craic, looks good on the arm, but she is a bad roide! Just frigging lies there and thinks of Ireland. Now good people of AH please advise.

    And my threads are supposed to be hard to believe? Everyone's a virgin on the internet


  • #39
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Larianne wrote: »
    At least you're getting the ride.

    :'(

    sounds like there's only one of them getting some...


  • #40
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    I have often wonderd what my younger co-workers would be like in the sack.
    Thanks op you just gone and ruined it for me


  • #41
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Dip yer micky in cider OP.


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  • #42
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    I have often wonderd what my younger co-workers would be like in the sack.
    Thanks op you just gone and ruined it for me
    I suspect it's him that's the problem, not her so fantasise away.


  • #43
    jobeenfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,486 ✭✭✭jobeenfitz


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    I have often wonderd what my younger co-workers would be like in the sack.
    Thanks op you just gone and ruined it for me

    Don't be worrying yourself unless you'r as bad at it as the OP.


  • #44
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Small tinky winky id say ted


  • #45
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    She's not enjoying it.

    Just putting it out there, some women can be crap in bed no matter how much effort the guy puts in. It's great when a woman knows what she wants and how to ask for more/less of what does/doesn't work for her instead of just lying there giving you no indication.


  • #46
    MonaPizza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭MonaPizza


    6541 wrote: »
    Of course that is why I posted in AH. like I have just left her house and I am going to look at some porn before I nod off. Something is wrong with this picture.

    Porno and the five-finger practice tunnel trumps a bad shag everytime. If she's not on top of you ramming her tits in your face then you might as well spank the monkey fantastic.


  • #47
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

    If that doesn't work, ask your dad for tips.

    <_<


  • #48
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    krudler wrote: »
    Just putting it out there, some women can be crap in bed no matter how much effort the guy puts in. It's great when a woman knows what she wants and how to ask for more/less of what does/doesn't work for her instead of just lying there giving you no indication.
    Sssshhh, it's after hours.


  • #49
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    krudler wrote: »
    Just putting it out there, some women can be crap in bed no matter how much effort the guy puts in. It's great when a woman knows what she wants and how to ask for more/less of what does/doesn't work for her instead of just lying there giving you no indication.

    Making love to a beautiful woman is a bit like... eh, making love to a beautiful woman!
    Swiss-Toni-007.jpg


  • #50
    Bounty Hunter Dan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Bounty Hunter Dan


    6541 wrote: »
    Just frigging lies there and thinks of Ireland.

    Baldwin?

    What a coincidence. That's who I was just lying here thinking of.


  • #51
    Tommy Dillon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭Tommy Dillon


    pic for F++k off with your shoite


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  • #52
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    FearDark wrote: »
    Is it cawk?

    A big cawk?

    Any cawk?

    ...I've got a cawk.

    I read that how it's spelt, then thought of the Irish for cake, then thought of cake.

    Yeah, time for bed for me.

    OP. Try doing it in different positions.
    Get her more involved.
    Sounds like she's either bored or not enjoying it or not exactly sure what she's meant to do.
    Communication is key to great sex! :)


  • #53
    sawdoubters
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    a bad roide is due to a bad rideeee


  • #54
    cuana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    6541 wrote: »
    Okay, I have been seeing a younger bird for the last three weeks. Good craic, looks good on the arm, but she is a bad roide! Just frigging lies there and thinks of Ireland. Now good people of AH please advise.

    Your doing it wrong :p

    Nothing worse then a fella when THEY think they are good in bed!!

    She could be a little inexperience you should support & encourage her!


  • #55
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    More often than not, riding an Irish girl is like riding a sack of potatoes.


  • #56
    cuana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    zetalambda wrote: »
    More often than not, riding an Irish girl is like riding a sack of potatoes.

    Seriously?? I don't believe it


  • #57
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    zetalambda wrote: »
    More often than not, riding an Irish girl is like riding a sack of potatoes.

    Yeah. It's either a feast or a famine.


  • #58
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    sawdoubters wrote: »
    a bad roide is due to a bad rideeee

    B.S.

    Been with a few who will just lie there... no amount of persuasion would get them off their backs.


  • #59
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    6541 wrote: »
    A woman's input would be appreciated !

    Maybe the woman is waiting for the mans input.


  • #60
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    does she drink?


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  • #61
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    FearDark wrote: »
    The ugly ones are always better in bed, they have to put more effort in.
    Jack: Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?

    Stolen from Sideways, the greatest road trip movie ever, great relationship tips.
    Jack: Did you drink and dial?
    Jack: This chick Stephanie, she's got it all goin' on.
    Miles Raymond: Well, she is cute, yeah.
    Jack: Cute? She's a ****in' hottie. And you almost tell her that I'm gettin' married? What's the matter with you?
    [talking about Maya and walking by a golfer and his son]
    Jack: Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?
    Vacationing Dr. Walt Hendricks: Hey, you mind keeping it down, buddy?
    Jack: I might be in love with another woman.
    Miles Raymond: In love? Really? 24 hours with some wine-pourer chick and you're ****ing in love? Come on! And you're gonna give up everything?
    Jack: Here's what I'm thinking: you and me, we move up here, we buy a vineyard. You design the wine; I'll handle the business side. You get inspired, maybe write another novel, one that can sell.
    Miles Raymond: Oh, my God. No, no.
    Jack: As for me, if an audition comes up, LA's right there, man. It's two hours away, not even.
    Miles Raymond: Jesus Christ, you're crazy. You're crazy. You've gone crazy.
    Jack: All I know is that I'm an actor. All I have is my instinct. You're asking me to go against it.



    Miles Raymond: Okay, so what's the plan?
    Jack: Uh... the plan is... you go.
    Miles Raymond: ME?
    Jack: 'Cause of my ankle. Still hurts. Just go explain the situation, Miles.
    Miles Raymond: [laughs uproariously]
    Miles Raymond: Explain the situation? Yes. 'Excuse me, sir, my friend was the one balling your wife couple of hours ago. Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind. I was wondering if I come in, just poke around, I don't know'
    Jack: Yeah, yeah, just like that. That's good.




    Jack: ****ing chick's married, man.
    Miles Raymond: What?
    Jack: Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home and catches me on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
    Miles Raymond: Oh, Jesus Christ.

    Miles Raymond: She tell you she was married?
    Jack: Yeah.
    Miles Raymond: So what the **** were you thinking?
    Jack: Wasn't supposed to be back 'til six. ****er rolls in at five.




    Jack: Try to be your normal, humorous self. The guy you were before the tailspin. Do you remember that guy? People love that guy.

    Jack: I'm trying to get you a little action, I'd appreciate a little help!


    Jack: [Stephanie pours Jack and Miles full glasses of sample wine] Oh, Stephanie, you bad girl.
    Stephanie: I know, I need to be spanked.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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