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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #8672
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    First heifer down. 20 more to go. Getting an awful lot of bulls thus year


  • #8673
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    First heifer down. 20 more to go. Getting an awful lot of bulls thus year

    Do ye work more je than fr greengrass1


  • #8674
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    simx wrote: »
    Do ye work more je than fr greengrass1

    50% fr rest are he and jex


  • #8675
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    Carlow tonight for the sisters birthday.
    That'll do :D


  • #8676
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Carlow tonight for the sisters birthday.
    That'll do :D

    I'll be there..... half the farm on offer :-)


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  • #8677
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Way-hay! wife won a weekend break ti the Killarney Heights hotel, with the crossword in the Cork Independent farming cross-word! Now I have to rethink my conspiracy theory about only Cork people ever winning it! :)


  • #8678
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,637 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    Way-hay! wife won a weekend break ti the Killarney Heights hotel, with the crossword in the Cork Independent farming cross-word! Now I have to rethink my conspiracy theory about only Cork people ever winning it! :)

    I'm not jealous at all :mad:




    :D


  • #8679
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Hope she brings me with her! :)


  • #8680
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,637 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    Hope she brings me with her! :)

    What way is she looking at ya :D


  • #8681
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    am tidying the kitchen like mad at the moment, and putting on a stirfry at the same time :)


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  • #8682
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,637 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    am tidying the kitchen like mad at the moment, and putting on a stirfry at the same time :)

    Ya crawler :p


  • #8683
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Ya crawler :p

    That's me!


  • #8684
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    I'll be there..... half the farm on offer :-)

    Jesus your very generous. I'll let the sister know :)


  • #8685
    exercise is the antidote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭exercise is the antidote


    What % of bodyweight would a yearly fr bullock eat a day?


  • #8686
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,637 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Jesus your very generous. I'll let the sister know :)
    nice one green :D


  • #8687
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Jesus your very generous. I'll let the sister know :)

    Telll her that..... it'll improve my chances no end. It'll be some shock to her when she realises that I'm landless..... and some shock to you :-)


  • #8688
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    waiting for last child to be collected after daughters birthday party, think i deserve a big glass of wine, they make some noise


  • #8689
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭naughto


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Telll her that..... it'll improve my chances no end. It'll be some shock to her when she realises that I'm landless..... and some shock to you :-)

    I now own a swimming pool tell her that well its the back garden with a big f1uck Off flood in the middle;)


  • #8690
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    naughto wrote: »
    I now own a swimming pool tell her that well its the back garden with a big f1uck Off flood in the middle;)

    Ah Jesus naughto. Talk about trumping me


  • #8691
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    Hypothetically..... What would happen if a dog got drunk? Of vodka jellies??


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  • #8692
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Hypothetically..... What would happen if a dog got drunk? Of vodka jellies??

    Hypothetical my a@&e :D


  • #8693
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Hypothetically..... What would happen if a dog got drunk? Of vodka jellies??

    Depends on how much they hypothetically ate.

    I don't think it does much damage as long as he didn't start emptying the drinks cabinet.


  • #8694
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Hypothetically..... What would happen if a dog got drunk? Of vodka jellies??

    Not a nice way to speak about your sister, especially on her birthday!!


  • #8695
    Brown Podzol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Brown Podzol


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    Way-hay! wife won a weekend break ti the Killarney Heights hotel, with the crossword in the Cork Independent farming cross-word! Now I have to rethink my conspiracy theory about only Cork people ever winning it! :)
    Neil Tobin always had a soft spot for Cavan people.:)


  • #8696
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    .Kovu. wrote: »
    Depends on how much they hypothetically ate.

    I don't think it does much damage as long as he didn't start emptying the drinks cabinet.

    A good few. He drank a good sup out if a bucket of slobs during the summer and was on his side all day


  • #8697
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,637 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    A good few. He drank a good sup out if a bucket of slobs during the summer and was on his side all day
    mother of all hangovers :D


  • #8698
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    Hypothetically..... What would happen if a dog got drunk? Of vodka jellies??

    Hypothetically you'd give him hair of himself and he'd be right as rain again ;)


  • #8699
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Greengrass1 wrote: »
    A good few. He drank a good sup out if a bucket of slobs during the summer and was on his side all day

    Ah he'll be grand. I assume he's 30kg or so? Putting it into the same sort of category as humans 1 human of 60 kg processes 10ml of pure alcohol. So work it from there. He won't be a happy camper in a few hours although he may vomit:pac:


  • #8700
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭naughto


    He may go looking 4 the neighbours dog as well


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  • #8701
    Greengrass1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    naughto wrote: »
    He may go looking 4 the neighbours dog as well

    He's nutterd but I don't think he knows that by the way he us acting with all the ladies around


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