Hiding the smell of last night's booze..

frag420 · 24-01-2014 04:32PM

Eat a pigeon........

Shenshen · 24-01-2014 04:34PM

newmug wrote: »

Well in all my years of semi-alcoholism, I have never heard of your sweat smelling of alcohol. Neither have I ever smelled anyone's alcoholic sweat. And I can assure you, some of the boyo's I hung around with in the day would lick the sweat off you if they thought it was alcoholic, and I've never seen that happening either.

In fairness now, that's a bit like a smoker protesting that he never notices the smell of stale smoke on other people, therefore neither he nor them smell.

newmug · 24-01-2014 04:43PM

Shenshen wrote: »

In fairness now, that's a bit like a smoker protesting that he never notices the smell of stale smoke on other people, therefore neither he nor them smell.

You don't smell of smoke from sweating tobacco either.

Merkin · 24-01-2014 04:55PM

Chewing on fresh parsley is an amazing breath freshener. Someone told me years ago that it is the best thing for masking the smell of fags and it works! Also works for booze or garlic breath.

Shenshen · 24-01-2014 05:00PM

newmug wrote: »

You don't smell of smoke from sweating tobacco either.

Sweat or not, a smoker will smell of tabocco, and not just out of his mouth.

And a drinker have a BO of alcohol.

24-01-2014 05:44PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Because once you've washed your teeth, then all you have to worry about is it seeping out through your skin, which a hot shower will cure.

Washing your teeth will only mask it a bit, you will still get the smell of drink through the mint of the tooth paste and the minty smell will wear off fairly fast too leaving the smell of drink which can last for a few hours.

newmug · 24-01-2014 05:55PM

Shenshen wrote: »

Sweat or not, a smoker will smell of tabocco, and not just out of his mouth.

And a drinker have a BO of alcohol.

Missus, unless one is a prostitute, your sweat doesn't smell like what you've consumed.

My name is URL · 24-01-2014 05:59PM

Most of the odour actually comes from your stomach so the best thing to do is drink some Febreze

BraziliaNZ · 24-01-2014 06:07PM

tradmav wrote: »

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

That doesn't work always. If you've had a heavy night on the sauce you still reek of it at work.

Menas · 24-01-2014 06:45PM

newmug wrote: »

Well in all my years of semi-alcoholism, I have never heard of your sweat smelling of alcohol. Neither have I ever smelled anyone's alcoholic sweat. And I can assure you, some of the boyo's I hung around with in the day would lick the sweat off you if they thought it was alcoholic, and I've never seen that happening either.

It does seep thru the skin in swear.

Try this experiment. Eat a curry every day for a week and stick your nose in your armpit....you will see!

newmug · 24-01-2014 06:55PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

It does seep thru the skin in swear.

Try this experiment. Eat a curry every day for a week and stick your nose in your armpit....you will see!

Well if you were on the beer every night for a week, it might.

But, for the love of God, when people say "you reek of beer", or "nobody light a match, we'll all go up hur hur", or " you smell like a brewery" or " were you drinkin white spirits" or any other such drink and smell related comments such as those, its your BREATH they're referring to, not clothes, not hair, not BO, not anything hygiene related. The OP is taking for granted that the good readers of Boards.ie have the good sense to know this, and he is asking about ways to disguise the smell of his body that he CANT control. If a wash would do, do you really think he'd go on international airwaves to ask if he should take a shower or not? Seriously? Maybe BO after a night out is an issue for fat people, but for the normal majority of us, when people refer to smelling of beer they mean off your BREATH!

FFS people.

carraig2 · 24-01-2014 06:58PM

newmug wrote: »

Well if you were on the beer every night for a week, it might.

But, for the love of God, when people say "you reek of beer", or "nobody light a match, we'll all go up hur hur", or " you smell like a brewery" or " were you drinkin white spirits" or any other such drink and smell related comments such as those, its your BREATH they're referring to, not clothes, not hair, not BO, not anything hygiene related. The OP is taking for granted that the good readers of Boards.ie have the good sense to know this, and he is asking about ways to disguise the smell of his body that he CANT control. If a wash would do, do you really think he'd go on international airwaves to ask if he should take a shower or not? Seriously? Maybe BO after a night out is an issue for fat people, but for the normal majority of us, when people refer to smelling of beer they mean off your BREATH!

FFS people.

Newmug, you are my new favourite poster. I can taste the barely controlled rage:D

wandatowell · 24-01-2014 07:03PM

Suck on a lump of charcoal. Booze breath sorted.

Sir Arthur Daley · 24-01-2014 07:04PM

The best thing to do would be to gargle some farmers wine and eat 7 brussels sprouts.

Aidric · 24-01-2014 07:09PM

Try to hide the smell all you want. The eyes will always give you away.

newmug · 24-01-2014 07:45PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Newmug, you are my new favourite poster. I can taste the barely controlled rage:D

Check out the "How many infractions have you?" thread. I started it, and they ended up banning me!

EDIT: Actually, I just checked it out there now, all the deadly posts were deleted in the last few pages. Feckers.

Ahoy Ahoy · 25-01-2014 01:12AM

Raw Carrots-trust me works all the time.

Hiding the smell of last night's booze..

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