How to deal with girl's Father

jazz101 · 20-01-2014 10:01PM

Ask him to let you use his laptop to log into your Facebook so you can show him a great economics article you read. This will make him think you're intelligent and worthy of his daughter.

When he gives you his laptop, change his Facebook status to "stupid wanker" then leave the room.

josip · 20-01-2014 10:09PM

Be up front with him OP. Tell him you're a bs artist.

weldoninhio · 20-01-2014 10:16PM

Surely the fact that your story is made up nonsense should mean that you are safe enough????

rolliepoley · 20-01-2014 10:19PM

Is this him op.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Chichester,_8th_Marquess_of_Donegall

Dunbrody Park, Arthurstown

myshirt · 20-01-2014 10:28PM

Without a doubt a fist fight.

You have to take off your shirt and throw down fisticuffs; just get it all resolved for one and all.

Bring it back to basics, man to man.

Speedsie · 20-01-2014 10:33PM

rolliepoley wrote: »

Is this him op.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Chichester,_8th_Marquess_of_Donegall

Dunbrody Park, Arthurstown

Or one of Jeremy Browne's five daughters?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Browne,_11th_Marquess_of_Sligo

Don't think he's a banker though.

Satriale · 20-01-2014 10:46PM

mad muffin wrote: »

Lord Mount Bareback? :eek:

Chucken wrote: »

Is it of Moyross?

i think ye nailed him...

Chucken · 20-01-2014 10:47PM

Satriale wrote: »

i think ye nailed him...

:pac::pac::pac:

WilyCoyote · 20-01-2014 10:55PM

BBDBB wrote: »

He hates you, its nothing personal, but you are doing the nasty with his little princess

man up, go meet him, take a decent bottle of brandy/whiskey and share it with him, an accord can be reached

Then, after he's passed out on the chaise longue slip the wife a length ...... all the time reassuring her that you've too much respect for her daughter etc and if the cougar in her could make a permanent arrangement of what you're doing now ..... it would ensure that her little Chloé would not lose her cherry against a sodden earth bank at the back of the local GAA club. If your man starts to come to ....... bop him over the head with the empty Midleton Very Rare.
Bankers' wives often fantasize about having a bit of rough.

Mint Aero · 20-01-2014 11:00PM

Get the daughter pregnant ASAP FFS!!!! OP?!!!! Wealth! Plant your seed quick, jesus man.

WilyCoyote · 20-01-2014 11:01PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So, you're going across the country, not up or down, to an estate near the coast.

If I believed this enough to have my curiousity piqued I would google estates on the east or west coast that are owned by a banker with a title. Surely there can't be that many?

Hi shopaholic! I thought you'd left the country.

FizzleSticks · 20-01-2014 11:04PM

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Greyfox · 20-01-2014 11:08PM

just kick him in the face

Earthhorse · 20-01-2014 11:15PM

urabell wrote: »

I can't physically challenge him physically

Then mentally challenge him physically.

Think outside the box, man, damnit!

stimpson · 20-01-2014 11:19PM

Size him up, look him straight in the eye and say the three magic words: smell my finger.

AngryHippie · 20-01-2014 11:33PM

Speedsie wrote: »

Or one of Jeremy Browne's five daughters?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Browne,_11th_Marquess_of_Sligo

Don't think he's a banker though.

Gotta love the name of the heir apparent....Sebastian Ulich Browne

YOULICK BROWNE

:pac:
Funnier than this thread all on its own....

Cee-Jay-Cee · 20-01-2014 11:47PM

Send obscure text messages to everyone in your contacts list every 15 minutes. Update your FB status and location constantly and tag him in it so everyone knows where to find your body after he kills you. Like let's be honest here, he is going to kill you. No normal person would invite their daughters BF away for a weekend to a country estate or anywhere else for that matter.

Oh yeah, say all your goodbyes to your family before you go...as you will never see them again.

PizzamanIRL · 20-01-2014 11:51PM

Stopped believing the story when you mentioned a yacht.

Chucken · 20-01-2014 11:55PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Stopped believing the story when you mentioned a yacht.

Do you not fish from your yacht?

I do all my fishing and hunting from my yacht.

Maybe its only a West of Ireland thing?

shopaholic01 · 21-01-2014 12:00AM

Chucken wrote: »

Do you not fish from your yacht?

I do all my fishing and hunting from my yacht.

Maybe its only a West of Ireland thing?

Peasant! I let my staff do the fishing while I enjoy the sun wind.

Chucken · 21-01-2014 12:06AM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Peasant! I let my staff do the fishing while I enjoy the sun wind.

Well obviously ones staff will do the actual work most of the time.
But one is obliged to let them have a few days off every year :rolleyes:
How tiresome.

shopaholic01 · 21-01-2014 12:11AM

Chucken wrote: »

Well obviously ones staff will do the actual work most of the time.
But one is obliged to let them have a few days off every year :rolleyes:
How tiresome.

Spiffing! Let them think you're a jolly good sport.

cmore123 · 21-01-2014 12:12AM

Bring Ross O'Carroll Kelly with you. He can act as go between.

Red Pepper · 21-01-2014 12:15AM

PM me the address of the estate and name of the yacht.

I will take care of him for you with extreme prejudice.

I love fishing too so I will also steal his fishing tackle to make it look like...a pike did it.

In return, I want one night with your gf, one night only. On the yacht. Actually one evening so I can get in a few casts.

Don't mention it.

Red Pepper