How to deal with girl's Father

Bishop_Donal · 20-01-2014 09:25PM

Tell him you'll bring the chess board.

Chucken · 20-01-2014 09:29PM

urabell wrote: »

Over the last few weeks he's got worse and worse until the past weekend, he invited me to spend next weekend with him, he wants me to go across the country to his estate and spend the weekend hunting and fishing off the coast on his yacht.

My worry is these both seem like activities where 'accidents' can happen, I'm worried about 'slipping' off the boat or taking a bullet in the head while out on the hunt. Then he gets his wish and his daughter marries a prince or whatever, this might seem irrational but he's a very powerful man from what I can tell.

What do I do?

Fishing on a yacht? In Ireland?

Oh, I get it. It's in Sicily, right?

urabell · 20-01-2014 09:30PM

I can't physically challenge him physically, he's built like Putin and will overpower me, so pushing him off the boat before he does it to me is off the table, I've never held a gun before so shooting him is off the table before we take into account murdering a man is a ridiculous plan to begin with.

I was thinking of challenging him to something that shows I'm intelligent and well spoken and that I love his daughter very much

Little Acorn · 20-01-2014 09:30PM

He might try to pay you off to dump his daughter. :pac:

Hey maybe it's not bad and the wife who you say is really sound, badgered him into giving you a chance and suggested the trip so he could get to know you better.

He might be dreading this more than you!

tony 2 tone · 20-01-2014 09:31PM

rolliepoley wrote: »

Hire a brasser ladyboy, spike his drink and bring a camera.

FYP

Renegade Mechanic · 20-01-2014 09:32PM

urabell wrote: »

I was thinking of challenging him to something that shows I'm intelligent and well spoken and that I love his daughter very much

Uh.... Just say it to him?

Richard Hillman · 20-01-2014 09:32PM

If this is indeed a real story..........................

Then just go on the trip and stop being a pussy about it. Of course he doesnt like you, you are smashing his daughter in all angles directions and positions that were probably not around in his day. The fact that he is letting you come along on his trip is a measure of the man. If you are too pussy to go then you are not man enough for his daughter.

The man build an empire, and he doesnt want his daughter pissing it away for somebody who is not accustomed to things such as "country estates".

Cee-Jay-Cee · 20-01-2014 09:34PM

Ask very clearly in front of witnesses "are you planning to kill me?"

Then depending on his answer, go or don't go.

shopaholic01 · 20-01-2014 09:34PM

urabell wrote: »

I was thinking of challenging him to something that shows I'm intelligent

I suspect you will struggle in this regard.

suicide_circus · 20-01-2014 09:36PM

bring lube

urabell · 20-01-2014 09:37PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

If this is indeed a real story..........................

Then just go on the trip and stop being a pussy about it. Of course he doesnt like you, you are smashing his daughter in all angles directions and positions that were probably not around in his day. The fact that he is letting you come along on his trip is a measure of the man. If you are too pussy to go then you are not man enough for his daughter.

The man build an empire, and he doesnt want his daughter pissing it away for somebody who is not accustomed to things such as "country estates".

I'm going but just wanted to ease my mind a little/ show I suspected something in a public forum by posting here.

Would it be shrewd to suggest that I'm not having sex with his daughter or say enough for him to infer that we will only engage in missionary style sex for the sole purpose of pro-creation?

gw80 · 20-01-2014 09:38PM

Is stewie and brian going too?

sawdoubters · 20-01-2014 09:38PM

I will look after your girlfriend while your away

and if you don't come back

does she like dan__cing

jazz101 · 20-01-2014 09:38PM

urabell wrote: »

I can't physically challenge him physically, he's built like Putin and will overpower me, so pushing him off the boat before he does it to me is off the table, I've never held a gun before so shooting him is off the table before we take into account murdering a man is a ridiculous plan to begin with.

I was thinking of challenging him to something that shows I'm intelligent and well spoken and that I love his daughter very much

Bring up Ulysses. Tell him it transcends the good-bad dichotomy, then snort and guffaw at everything he says about it for the rest of the trip.

Fr_Dougal · 20-01-2014 09:39PM

urabell wrote: »

Would it be shrewd to suggest that I'm not having sex with his daughter or say enough for him to infer that we will only engage in missionary style sex for the sole purpose of pro-creation?

Just show him this post:

urabell wrote: »

I'm a rampant homosexual

Chucken · 20-01-2014 09:40PM

urabell wrote: »

I'm going but just wanted to ease my mind a little/ show I suspected something in a public forum by posting here.

Would it be shrewd to suggest that I'm not having sex with his daughter or say enough for him to infer that we will only engage in missionary style sex for the sole purpose of pro-creation?

Yes, do that.

Anyway, where is this country estate? I live on an estate in a rural area, I might have heard of it?

shopaholic01 · 20-01-2014 09:43PM

A shrewd, intelligent and rampant homosexual - you sound like a catch.

urabell · 20-01-2014 09:45PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Just show him this post:

Best if he didn't know my internet identity but I trust if you read that thread you'll see that post had a purpose

Chucken wrote: »

Yes, do that.

Anyway, where is this country estate? I live on an estate in a rural area, I might have heard of it?

He's a baron or a marquess I think, maybe even a lord, I don't know the name of the estate and wouldn't say it here anyway

Kilgore__Trout · 20-01-2014 09:45PM

I'd recommend a crash course in fencing and the handling and use of dueling pistols. You'll also want a second, a fine glove, preferably leather, as the etiquette of the situation demands.

Also, I'd recommend watching "Surviving the Game", "Cliff Hanger", "The Hitcher"(1986 version), "Transit" and "No Country for Old Men" in case the situation develops into a cat and mouse scenario.

anncoates · 20-01-2014 09:46PM

Urabell.end....

...it with the daughter.

mad muffin · 20-01-2014 09:46PM

urabell wrote: »

Best if he didn't know my internet identity but I trust if you read that thread you'll see that post had a purpose

He's a baron or a marquess I think, maybe even a lord, I don't know the name of the estate and wouldn't say it here anyway

Lord Mount Bareback? :eek:

Chucken · 20-01-2014 09:47PM

urabell wrote: »

I don't know the name of the estate and wouldn't say it here anyway

Is it Moyross?

Chucken · 20-01-2014 09:48PM

urabell wrote: »

He's a marquess ,

mad muffin wrote: »

Lord Mount Bareback? :eek:

De Sade :eek:

shopaholic01 · 20-01-2014 09:49PM

urabell wrote: »

He's a baron or a marquess I think, maybe even a lord, I don't know the name of the estate and wouldn't say it here anyway

So, you're going across the country, not up or down, to an estate near the coast.

If I believed this enough to have my curiousity piqued I would google estates on the east or west coast that are owned by a banker with a title. Surely there can't be that many?

Fr_Dougal · 20-01-2014 09:51PM

urabell wrote: »

Best if he didn't know my internet identity

Yeah, you're probably right.

urabell wrote: »

Are less attractive people more attracted to other less attractive people than an attractive person would be? For example in a nightclub setting it's pretty common you'll see two mingers eating the face off each other, are they actually attracted to each other or are they just settling? I know there's a certain level of subjectivity but some people just don't have any aesthetic qualities.

Obviously this doesn't apply to relationships and actually falling in love, I've fallen head over heels for girls that, when it comes to looks just aren't in my league. I'd take an ugly life partner who I could relate to over a wetser with no personality any day, obviously I'll go for the best of both worlds if I can though. When it comes to one night stands though it's all about looks and I won't settle.

TLDR Do less attractive people find other less attractive people attractive or are they just settling for what they can get?

urabell · 20-01-2014 09:52PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So, you're going across the country, not up or down, to an estate near the coast.

If I believed this enough to have my curiousity piqued I would google estates on the east or west coast that are owned by a banker with a title. Surely there can't be that many?

I'm not sure how you would go about that but if you do find it, PM me so I can see the lay of the land, might get some heavy hitters I know from the Churchtown/Ranelagh area to stay in a hostel nearby

mad muffin · 20-01-2014 09:53PM

Chucken wrote: »

De Sade :eek:

Baroness Thatcher :eek:

shopaholic01 · 20-01-2014 09:53PM

urabell wrote: »

I'm not sure how you would go about that but if you do find it, PM me so I can see the lay of the land, might get some heavy hitters I know from the Churchtown/Ranelagh area to stay in a hostel nearby

So you're in Dublin. Weat coast it is so. At this stage you may as well tell us. :rolleyes:

Irishmale0399 · 20-01-2014 09:55PM

OK OP, your pants are half full at the moment so i will try to give you a serious answer:
If her father has invited you on the weekend then he is either trying to get to know you for her sake, cause he knows what you mean to her or he is trying to see what you are really made of. Are you honest, hard working, serious and caring enough for his daughter.........

Take a few tips from me...
1. If you dont have a clue what your doing.....man up and say it, dont be affraid of asking for help.
2. If you dont feel comfortable doing something politely say...thanks but no thanks.
3. If he brings up the subject of you and his daughter, be honest and tell him how you feel about her, no half mile added on. Just be honest....he cant expect more.
4. If he tries to talk to you about your sex life, just tell him you respect his daughter, practice safe sex and if he wants to know more he will have to tell you the details of his own sex life and only then will you consider answering his questions. A gentleman never kiss´and tells.

After the weekend with him you will know where you stand. Try putting yourself in his position and imagine he was in bed with your mam. How would you expect him to treat you in your house.........
The last thing any father (parent for that matter) wants is for his daughter is a young lad with no manners, respect or self respect.

BBDBB · 20-01-2014 09:58PM

He hates you, its nothing personal, but you are doing the nasty with his little princess

man up, go meet him, take a decent bottle of brandy/whiskey and share it with him, an accord can be reached

How to deal with girl's Father

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