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How to deal with girl's Father

  • 20-01-2014 08:51PM
    #1
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭


    Recently started seeing a girl, really like her etc. Spending a lot of time at her house recently, her family are great for the most part, the mother is a caring housewife who seems to really like me.

    Met the father a few times, he's a big shot in one of these private banks, one of these puppeteers running the country behind the scenes, he seemed cold at first and grilled me on current affairs, I know my fair share but I'm no expert on the banking crises. He doesn't like that I'm not upper class either, often makes comments, I jab back but he acts like he's joking and goes back to putting me down, I wouldn't care but the girl in question is very close to her parents so I let it slide for the most part.

    Over the last few weeks he's got worse and worse until the past weekend, he invited me to spend next weekend with him, he wants me to go across the country to his estate and spend the weekend hunting and fishing off the coast on his yacht.

    My worry is these both seem like activities where 'accidents' can happen, I'm worried about 'slipping' off the boat or taking a bullet in the head while out on the hunt. Then he gets his wish and his daughter marries a prince or whatever, this might seem irrational but he's a very powerful man from what I can tell.

    What do I do?


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  • #2
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Get pissed, nothing can ever go wrong while pissed!


  • #3
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Drop a sly finger into his daughter


  • #4
    Saucy McKetchup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Saucy McKetchup


    Get him before he gets you, make it known that you have a terrible shot, whilst out shooting, shoot him in the back, problem solved.


  • #5
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,924 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Is this a Ben Stiller/Robert De Niro movie?


  • #6
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Is this a Ben Stiller/Robert De Niro movie?

    Is this utter bullsh*t I'm thinking?


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  • #7
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    Tell him you dont like hunting/fishing because you like animals too much. he might hate you more than ever but at least he doesnt get to kill you.....yet


  • #8
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Seems to me that the Dad fancies the hole off you op. He has invited you away for a durty weekend. You are gonna have an arse like the Japanese flag after this trip!


  • #9
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Bop the fucker one, then tap him up for a loan. Tell him it's your money anyway.


  • #10
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    urabell wrote: »
    Recently started seeing a girl, really like her etc. Spending a lot of time at her house recently, her family are great for the most part, the mother is a caring housewife who seems to really like me.

    Met the father a few times, he's a big shot in one of these private banks, one of these puppeteers running the country behind the scenes, he seemed cold at first and grilled me on current affairs, I know my fair share but I'm no expert on the banking crises. He doesn't like that I'm not upper class either, often makes comments, I jab back but he acts like he's joking and goes back to putting me down, I wouldn't care but the girl in question is very close to her parents so I let it slide for the most part.

    Over the last few weeks he's got worse and worse until the past weekend, he invited me to spend next weekend with him, he wants me to go across the country to his estate and spend the weekend hunting and fishing off the coast on his yacht.

    My worry is these both seem like activities where 'accidents' can happen, I'm worried about 'slipping' off the boat or taking a bullet in the head while out on the hunt. Then he gets his wish and his daughter marries a prince or whatever, this might seem irrational but he's a very powerful man from what I can tell.

    What do I do?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=382


  • #11
    Foxhound38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Reads like bollocks to me, OP


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  • #12
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    What year did Jackanory finish?


  • #13
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Seduce him on the trip obviously.


  • #14
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,325 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    How to deal with the father, just shout him over and sell him a bag of weed :pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #15
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    Grand the huge amount of disbelief already makes me even more confident my disappearance won't even make local papers.


  • #16
    gerrycollins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭gerrycollins


    If he's all that powerfull why would he "take care" of you himself when he could arrange it at any time.

    I think your quids in just dont make a dick of yourself and never lower yourself to his standards

    AH answer get herself up the duff and your in


  • #17
    Benteke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Benteke


    Get her up the duff, You'll be apart of the family if he likes it or not then


  • #18
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    urabell wrote: »
    Grand the huge amount of disbelief already makes me even more confident my disappearance won't even make local papers.

    That's the spirit!


  • #19
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    gerrycollins wrote: »
    If he's all that powerfull why would he "take care" of you himself when he could arrange it at any time.

    I think your quids in just dont make a dick of yourself and never lower yourself to his standards

    AH answer get herself up the duff and your in

    This is really the only reason I'm going, but still he seems like the type who takes care of business himself, I'll have to be on guard


  • #20
    Foxhound38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Perhaps you should have gone this route from the start, OP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzo4rZxF3x4


  • #21
    Me?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    I can't wait for the second episode.


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  • #22
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Do a generic risk assessment of the situation.


  • #23
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Just send a video to him, of you, gone to the washers in his daughter, he'll think twice about that weekend getaway after that


  • #24
    Heroditas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,355 ✭✭✭✭Heroditas


    Are you sure he's not a senior partner in KPMG?
    If so, stay away from her, you povvo!!


  • #25
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    urabell wrote: »
    Grand the huge amount of disbelief already makes me even more confident my disappearance won't even make local papers.

    Can't even believe it's got to the second page to be honest.


  • #26
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    urabell wrote: »
    he invited me to spend next weekend with him, he wants me to go across the country to his estate and spend the weekend hunting and fishing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSKefr40aI4


  • #27
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Ride her ma.


  • #28
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Tell him you impregntated his wife. I'm sure the heart attach will kill him before he gets to off you first.


  • #29
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    aujopimur wrote: »
    Ride her ma.
    mad muffin wrote: »
    Tell him you impregntated his wife. I'm sure the heart attach will kill him before he gets to off you first.

    No, the woman is a saint, if there's going to be an issue it's between me and him.

    More than likely he'll just try to warn me off like Michael Madsen in that Justin Bieber video


  • #30
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Hire a brasser, spike his drink and bring a camera.


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  • #31
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    urabell wrote: »
    No, the woman is a saint, if there's going to be an issue it's between me and him.

    More than likely he'll just try to warn me off like Michael Madsen in that Justin Bieber video

    Tell him you're carrying his grandson in your fetus sack. I'm sure the heart attack will kill him before he gets a chance to off you.


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