Is it wierd to go to the cinema on your own?

Nino Brown wrote: »

That's one of the reasons I like going alone, when I bring my GF she wants to analyze the movie the whole way home.

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Well as Earthhorse said, people might view the cinema as a social activity because of associating it with going with a group of friends all the time as kids, and with a partner/date later on. It's a case of what people are used to.

Malaya Lively Cabinet wrote: »

It's only weird if you put your own arm around yourself while pretending to yawn and proceed to shift your own face.

NEW YORK—Sources are confirming that a sad ****ing loser, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life to talk to, is currently attending a 1:30 p.m. screening of the film Red 2 all by himself.

The poor bastard reportedly purchased his single ticket from a kiosk inside the theater complex, ordered a medium popcorn, a pack of Twizzlers, and a medium Diet Coke from the concession stand, and then proceeded to meticulously scout out a seat near the front of the theater, where, according to the pathetic dork, “nobody really bothers you.”

The man also took care to shut off his cell phone and place it in the backpack on the seat next to his, which, witnesses confirmed, made it seem as if his backpack was his closest friend.

The sad sack then watched the two-hour action-comedy all by himself, giggling at several Bruce Willis lines, but for the most part staring blankly at the movie screen. When the closing credits began to roll, the man grabbed his backpack and was the first one to leave the theater.

“It was okay,” the man, who has reportedly reached an old enough age where it’s not inconceivable that he’ll be alone all his life, said. “Nothing special.”

At press time, the heartbreaking loser had entered his apartment, sat on his couch, sighed, and turned on his television.