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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #2672
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Hagar the Nice. wrote: »
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.:)

    Oi!


  • #2673
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    Knex. wrote: »
    Turn on:

    I'm an absolute sucker for intelligent women. I don't particularly mean book smart, either. Although often they go hand in hand, for some reason more so with women than males I feel, but that's a different matter. Just someone who thinks deep about issues, will call me on my bull****, and will have more to say than, "Did you see X-Factor or Corrie last night?".

    Edit: ****, I may need to edit this post properly when I've time to stop me sounding like a dick :( Hopefully ye know what I mean!

    Couldn't agree more, nothing attracts me more then a woman who i can hold an intelligent conversation with and will put me in my place when i'm wrong! That with a good sense of humour is a must!

    Another big turn on for me is watching my girlfriend getting ready to go out, might sound weird but i find it extremely sexy watching her rubbing all her lotions and potions onto herself after she showers! She usually laughs and calls me a pervert for watching though haha :D


  • #2674
    Wotsername
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    Knex. wrote: »
    That was me abbreviating Coronation street like a plank, really. I've it edited to the more recognised, "Corrie".

    Its not that I would mind an OH watching these shows, or whatever, just that I don't particularly want to talk about them, so if that's all you have when it comes to social conversation, its not going to work.

    Similarly, if I bored the pants off them by talking about Liverpool or American Football all the time, and had nothing else to offer, I'd be thrown to the curb rather sharpish, I'd imagine. Rightly so, too.

    American Football eh? Do tell :p


  • #2675
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    GreeBo wrote: »
    Oi!
    Bon,is that you :eek::eek::eek:


  • #2676
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    If I ever divorce my wife,I'm gonna make sure that my next wife hates,Home and away,Neighbours,Big brother,Celebrity Mr and Mrs,EastEnders,Coronation Street,Hollyoaks,Emerdale,and the bloody Come dancing on ice.!!!
    Is there such a young damsel out there???
    Oh aye,have you got big boobs too.


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  • #2677
    carraig2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭carraig2


    Hagar the Nice. wrote: »
    If I ever divorce my wife,I'm gonna make sure that my next wife hates,Home and away,Neighbours,Big brother,Celebrity Mr and Mrs,EastEnders,Coronation Street,Hollyoaks,Emerdale,and the bloody Come dancing on ice.!!!
    Is there such a young damsel out there???
    Oh aye,have you got big boobs too.

    Having had one wife you would take a second.

    Some people never learn:)


  • #2678
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,055 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    czechlin wrote: »
    You're easy... :rolleyes:

    No I'm not :rolleyes:


  • #2679
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    carraig2 wrote: »
    Having had one wife you would take a second.

    Some people never learn:)
    I'm into masonistic pain.:D
    Anyway,how would I survive without her making me a chip butty or opening a can of tinned soup,she's good at that.


  • #2680
    Wotsername
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Hmmm, that could be true. A lot of women seem to be reading Twilight to recapture that youthful thing.

    But I still think there's a bit of a taboo involved. Eh, the left handed thing was probably pushing it though. :P But it could stand for the nun/priest/interasial/BDSM realm of pornography. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Japan one of the most searched for phrases in china?

    When I was younger it creeped me out that middle aged men were watching actresses dressed in school uniforms, but I wonder is that actually a healthy facet of sexuality.

    Meh, the teen thing isn't my cup of tea, but I try to keep my philosophy about sexuality as the phrase: People are ****in' weird.

    EDIT:


    *Giggles*

    Japan? Wtf?


  • #2681
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Wotsername wrote: »
    Japan? Wtf?

    I think the point was that China and Japan really don't like eachother, so reading about Japan would be taboo in China. Yet they do it anyway (apparently).


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  • #2682
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    aristotleirish wrote: »
    he he i see oh well appearance is not as important as willingness to get stuck in. its a bit like a menu in a restaurant you go to all the time at some stage you would like to try everything at least once, in other words i would never rule a girl out based on superficial appearance. the only hangup i might have is drugs smoking or frigidity, who or what is trinity in this context anyway

    No you only rule them out based on nationality.


  • #2683
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Someone mentioned men wearing snickers as a turn on. Working this afternoon, place was full of men wearing them :D yeah, they are hot.


  • #2684
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Barna77 wrote: »
    Someone mentioned men wearing snickers as a turn on. Working this afternoon, place was full of men wearing them :D yeah, they are hot.

    Yeah but only the navy ones.....the brown ones arent so hot!!.... Just saying like :)


  • #2685
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »
    I didn't say who's mother :D

    :eek: :D


  • #2686
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,026 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    A girl that is taller than me would be a turn off no matter how smoking hot she was.


  • #2687
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Hagar the Nice. wrote: »
    If I ever divorce my wife,I'm gonna make sure that my next wife hates,Home and away,Neighbours,Big brother,Celebrity Mr and Mrs,EastEnders,Coronation Street,Hollyoaks,Emerdale,and the bloody Come dancing on ice.!!!
    Is there such a young damsel out there???
    Oh aye,have you got big boobs too.

    There are plenty. But they come in various sizes...


  • #2688
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    JJayoo wrote: »
    A girl that is taller than me would be a turn off no matter how smoking hot she was.
    They are all the same height lying down ;)


  • #2689
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    WikiHow wrote: »
    They are all the same height lying down ;)

    Yeah going out I always tower over my oh but at home hes like....hey small fry ;)


  • #2690
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    czechlin wrote: »
    There are plenty. But they come in various sizes...
    Christina Hendryx will do fine,thanks.


  • #2691
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    A nice not expecting anything in return massage........







    Ya probably will get something in return but just pretend your not...... :-D


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  • #2692
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Yeah going out I always tower over my oh but at home hes like....hey small fry ;)
    I dont know how ye can walk in high heels its a mystery to me.


  • #2693
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    WikiHow wrote: »
    I dont know how ye can walk in high heels its a mystery to me.

    You'd wanna be years at it....... :-D


  • #2694
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    One of the turn offs in the opposite sex is skinny jeans, only time they look grand is when one is wearing boots, did the recession and cut backs in everything made them popular as less material needed to make the jeans thus cheaper producing costs.


  • #2695
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    czechlin wrote: »
    There are plenty. But they come in various sizes...
    Even blondes.:D


    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
    A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
    Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't Have a ladder.'
    The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid The flagpole down.
    She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that It was 18 feet 6 inches.
    Then, she walked off.
    Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.'


  • #2696
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Im blonde :(


  • #2697
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Im blonde :(

    'Hides the measuring tape.';)


  • #2698
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Im blonde :(
    Does the landing carpet match the hall? :)


  • #2699
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Does the landing carpet match the hall? :)

    It would if I liked carpet in the hall ;)


  • #2700
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    It would if I liked carpet in the hall ;)
    :D Well said ;)


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  • #2701
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,191 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Nothing wrong with a bit of hall carpet.


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