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The things you do when your drunk

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  • #32
    Sev
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭Sev


    Originally posted by The Gopher
    But i rarely get totally twisted like that-it isnt worth how you feel the next morning,being woken up in a cold sweat after dreaming that your feet tried to eat you.Or some other freaky drunk dream you get.

    That's interesting... do people find they have more peculiar, more nonsensical and less coherent dreams after a night on the piss?

    It's something I've never really thought about. Surely the drink should have a similar effect on your dreaming subconscious to the clearly debilitating one it has on the wide awake conscious. Pity I rarely remember my dreams anyway.


  • #33
    Turner
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,933 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    Funniest thing was probably ata house party. I took a guys ride on lawn mower into the field next to his house. Aparently I did thousand of pounds of damage to the field. pfft said I, they should have paid me for cutting irregular shapes into the field.

    Think it was a barley field.

    Chief.


  • #34
    Doodee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    hehehe where to start.....

    I tend to make an ass of myself all teh time when i get pissed, done some really stupid stuff. puking all over the kitchen and toilets of a hotel, errr, waking up on walls or fields, annoy ppl so they throw cans and food at me, get into fights over the colour blue...err..
    o yea, Send drunken TXT's, such a bad thing....


  • #35
    Samara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Samara


    I don't think I've done anything too bad, although I did freak my b/f out one night by pretending to puke on passers-by and watch them leap out of the way, well, I was highly amused by it!! :D


  • #36
    hells angels
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    Originally posted by thebomber
    throw each other up against the shutters of shops.....
    its fun
    make a really loud noise too :D
    i've done that a few time's brilliant fun!!!
    i've also pissed up against a hotel front door with the pigs sittin in the squd watchin me...let's just say they weren't half pleased got out gave me a big lecture and took my(false)name and address and send they'd send out a summons funny as **** then my mate came over and started fillin them with a losd of **** about the law(his was slightly intoxicated aswell) but all in all a very funny experiance....
    another time i was at The Haunted gig in wealans and pulled down a shop front...with about 200+ ppl watchin me!:D

    Some good one's there..keep em comin and dont be shy..


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  • #37
    smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭smoke


    I know one guy who becomes really crazy when he's drunk. He held the flame of a lighter to his throat for about 20 seconds one night, still has the scars!


  • #38
    ballooba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
    Some people were annoyed with me and some thought it was funny. After I got out I managed to pull as well as get my £20. Good nite that :D:D:ninja:

    It's not big and its not clever. If you jump into a river like the Liffey, Lee, Lagan or pretty much any river deep enough not to be able to stand while drunk you will most likely end uip dead. Two students from the Institute of Education died last year while racing across the Liffey for a bet.

    Two of my best friends friends from home died during the summer when they went for a early morning swim in a river in Donegal.

    My cousin died in similar cicumstances in Belgium earlier this year.

    On a lighter note, my funniest was coming back from Fireworks after christmas ball last year. Decided to piss on the front door of Trinity (Asmany do, or so i'm led to believe). Not to be out done, i not only pissed on the front door. I pissed on the small door in the big door.

    Security guard opened the small door and I was still pissing on him. He chased me all the way up Grafton St with my lad hanging out.


  • #39
    ThreadKiller
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    I tend not to drink spirits now. I usually end up naked & people throw stuff at me. not a good experience for everyone concerned.

    While on the beer if I get really drunk I turn invisable & am able to steal stuff... no it's true really. I'm totally convinced at this stage


  • #40
    ballooba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    Threadkiller has just reminded me of a hilarious incident in Centra on Westmoreland St during the year.

    We were out on the piss and went to go into Boomerangs. Boomerangs don't generally let students in at weekends or people under 21. It wasn't a big surprise when the bouncers told us to F*ck Off.

    Anyway we went to the Bridge Bar for a few pints and stayed till closing. We went to Centra for a bit of grub (it was really to cause trouble). My mate decided that he wanted a bag of nappies so asked one of the other guys to create a diversion.

    The other guy cool as a cucumber walks over to the fruit and veg stand and starts casually banging two coconuts together rather loudly. Both security guards come over to deal with the heinous coconut banger and my mate runs out with the bag of huggies. the security guards never even saw him.

    This wasn't part of the original plan but we stuck the nappies all over our bodies, went back to Boomerangs and asked them again if why we were too young to get in.


  • #41
    patch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭patch


    Originally posted by ballooba
    Threadkiller has just reminded me of a hilarious incident in Centra on Westmoreland St during the year.

    We were out on the piss and went to go into Boomerangs. Boomerangs don't generally let students in at weekends or people under 21. It wasn't a big surprise when the bouncers told us to F*ck Off.

    Anyway we went to the Bridge Bar for a few pints and stayed till closing. We went to Centra for a bit of grub (it was really to cause trouble). My mate decided that he wanted a bag of nappies so asked one of the other guys to create a diversion.

    The other guy cool as a cucumber walks over to the fruit and veg stand and starts casually banging two coconuts together rather loudly. Both security guards come over to deal with the heinous coconut banger and my mate runs out with the bag of huggies. the security guards never even saw him.

    This wasn't part of the original plan but we stuck the nappies all over our bodies, went back to Boomerangs and asked them again if why we were too young to get in.
    :D:D



    LOL:D :D


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  • #42
    Wolf
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    Originally posted by ballooba
    It's not big and its not clever. If you jump into a river like the Liffey, Lee, Lagan or pretty much any river deep enough not to be able to stand while drunk you will most likely end uip dead. Two students from the Institute of Education died last year while racing across the Liffey for a bet.

    Two of my best friends friends from home died during the summer when they went for a early morning swim in a river in Donegal.

    My cousin died in similar cicumstances in Belgium earlier this year.

    First off im sorry for your loss and my thoughts are with you your friends, but......

    I realise that it not the brighthest thing in the world to do after all im a fully trained life guard and wouldnt like others to do it. But I do things like this all the time and as long as im only risking my own life it my own choice and I get a kick out of it so.......

    Also headge jumping what fun that is. Tho this one time I ran fully tilt at the headge and WHAM! I hit the concreate wall behind the thin heage. Quiet funnly peeled off got about 5 steps away wheeled on one heel and felt flat on my back.


  • #43
    ballooba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭ballooba


    That post wasn't really meant to be a rant at you, just in case anyone read the post and thought that it would be really funny to jump into the Liffey on the way home some night.

    Hedge jumping I do think is funny though. Especially when people hit walls.


  • #44
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    oh the usual - titanic re-enactments, striping, sleeping with men....


  • #45
    thedrowner
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    Originally posted by ballooba

    This wasn't part of the original plan but we stuck the nappies all over our bodies, went back to Boomerangs and asked them again if why we were too young to get in.

    brilliant!

    just reminded me of something i did when i was younger ( about 6!!!!)i went into the bathroom, invaded the press and found my mam's sanitry towels. then i stuck them all over my wall thinking they were some sort of 3-d sticker

    my friend was worse tho. she put them in her shoes when she was 12 (and therefore knew what they were) to make them more comfy!!!!


    oh and seamus...when is the baords beer on?


  • #46
    Sangre
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    Not to long ago I was in town on Feb 15th, the Saturday after Valentine's day. We couldn't get in anywhere except a few pubs, so eventually after consuming quite a fair bit of alcohol we returned to a friend's free gaff.
    At this free gaff I appearentely drank a hell of a lot more, I was force fed alcohol for ppl's amusements. At one stage I got a bowl and filled it with alcohol and tried to force his dog to drink it, then I proceeded to show the dog how to drink it from the bowl.
    Then upstairs whil playing some pool I suddenly proclaimed 'Dont you hate pants' to a room of college birds :/. I then proceeded to take off my pants. Afterawhile I then again proclaim 'Now my shirt is chaffing me :/' And took my shirt off.
    Thinking this was funny my friend took my pants and threw them out the 2nd floor window 'in a fit of passion claiming I would never need them again'.

    Didnt find them until the morning. Not to wild but its the most recent event.


  • #47
    uberwolf
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    couldn't make it to jacks one night when i got home, so puked out window on to roof, birds eating my puke woke me in the morning.


  • #48
    Caesar_Bojangle
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    My mates usually smack the shiite out of one another and recreate anything they have seen on Jackass/dirty sanchez. A few weeks back, a mate stapled his sack after watching it on dirty sanchez. Good god was he in some pain afterwards, he was lucky he didnt rupture one of the actual testes.


  • #49
    Bicky
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    dont remember doing it but i burned a smiley face like this one :) on my arm with a fag. will be a hard one to explain to my future kids.

    One night in dublin when i was 17 me and a friend got thrown out of the palace nightclub for fighting. The others started it for no reason and we got thrown out cos we beat them up.
    Anyway i was living on the north circular road at the time and we were walking up oconnell street on the way home. At the junction of parnell and oconnell there is a cab company called ballymun cabs.
    Me and my mate were still hyped up on young male testosterone and my friend was goin on about how he hit this one guy a soild box and all the while taking it out on the air with massive swings.
    walking along he seen a supermacs drinking cup perching perfectly on one of those 3 or 4 foot high black metal bollards that stop people parking there and hit it a slap knocking it high into the sky and drowning the queue waiting outside ballymun cabs. i remember looking into my friends eyes and seeing the fear hit him like a brick as he realised that not only were we not the hard men we thought, but we were in fact about as tough as a five year old girl. A group of big brutes turned on us and chased us all the way to the temple nightclub.
    **** mister motivator. want to lose weight? then i suggest you do this two nights a week and you will learn to run like a cheeta


  • #50
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Originally posted by seamus
    So, ahem, we'll be seeing you two lovely ladies at the boards beer then? :p

    (Unless, of course, Silverfish is male, in which case you're welcome to come, but it won't make much odds to me :p)



    ............there WILL be beer, won't there? Where and when??
    So I'll actually have messageboard witnesses to my drunken random-fat-guy chatting up and bringing home thereof.



    ( Yes, yes, I'm female. Officially and for the record.)


  • #51
    Duffman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭Duffman


    Singing Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred" at the top of your voice in Donnybrook village gets amusing reactions from frightened punters... :D


    Also dancing through the streets of Turin at 3am with a viola singing Irish folk songs while handing out letters from Romano Prodi at the same time to random and terrified Italians...


    Hrm... also tearing down election posters, have debates with them at the kitchen table then putting them in bed beside sleeping m8s....

    Also had a heated argument recently about the validity of the statement "roundabouts: striaghtforward when you know how.."


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  • #52
    monument
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 14,145 Mod ✭✭✭✭monument


    One of the stupidest things I have ever done when drunk is to walk from the centre of London, some where near Big Ben to my hotel about two to three hours away, it was the wee hours of the morning. I still don’t know why I did it, maybe just two lazy to find a taxi or just wasn’t in the mood to sleep.

    A friend of mine once said “sick, sick there is no such thing as sick” then continued to get sick.


  • #53
    BeatTun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭BeatTun


    ok well

    was out in bray with the best mate for many many drinks

    went back to stay in his gaff, i fell asleep on the couch

    now....the only thing i remember from this night is : taking a piss

    i woke up the next morning on the couch, to find my mate smother sitting there staring at me (shes about 80)
    weird of course.

    so i got up and left the house and went down to meet my mate who had since gone to work.

    he then proceeds to tell me what his mother told him at half 8 that morning :

    apparently, at about 6am, she thought she heard rain and camke down to look out the front door and see

    as she came down the stairs she was contronted with me, pissing up against the hall door, with a puddle of piss underneath me on the carpet....and apparently i was whistling the tune to rawhide.

    then, she apparently smacked me around the head and tried to drag me to the jacks, lad hanmging out and all, still pissing, all the way to the jacks, until i decided to just jump onto the couch and go back asleep

    needless to say i was, and still am very embarrassed when i go back to this house


  • #54
    Mac daddy
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    i did a karaoke one night twisted, i sang fat boy slim RIGHT ABOUT NOW funksoul brothers,, And pissed on the dart while it was full of people, :(


  • #55
    thedrowner
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    oh God it's coming back to me now

    i was having one of those 'i'm just out of a relationship so i have to snog someone else' night out and it was a night organised by my college class

    and i was with this bloke on the dance floor...in front of everyone....and as soon as we started kissing i announced to everyone what a **** kisser he was and then proceeded to teach him how to kiss properly

    *cringe*

    the SLAGGING i got for that the next day!!!!! the poor guy....


  • #56
    Sangre
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    Originally posted by Duffman

    Hrm... also tearing down election posters, have debates with them at the kitchen table then putting them in bed beside sleeping m8s....


    LoL I completely forgot that..maybe because I was unconscious from the drink :/
    Just remember waking up besides Rory Quinn.


  • #57
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    I'm very original.

    /me falls over


  • #58
    dendenz
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    Trying to gatecrash a party in Christchurch flats that we saw when trying to get a taxi off Dame St. It was the cast of the Trintiy Drama society


  • #59
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Originally posted by thedrowner
    oh and seamus...when is the baords beer on?
    Originally posted by SilverFish
    ............there WILL be beer, won't there? Where and when??
    Here :)

    Funny incident last night.....One of the girls was scored by a complete pratt that none of us like. To give you an idea of how much of a prick he is, after he was with her, he spent the rest of the night walking around the pub, forcing other girls to "smell my fingers" :rolleyes:. Anyways, she felt like she needed to get with a real man, and proceeded to spend on an hour and a half all over another guy, in some very provocative movements ;) .

    Only problem is.....he's gay. :D She was quite disappointed when he finally got the balls to tell her.


  • #60
    Silverfish
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    The Things You do When you're Drunk:

    I've thought about this. And what I do, is I log on here, and search, waiting, biding my time, for someone to post something I can leap on and tear to shreds.

    Because I am four foot ten and would be mangled if I was to actually, like, fight with someone. So I vent my general attitooooode here. Disturbing.

    A filling fell out of my front tooth the other night, I have no idea when or where but I woke up saturday morning with a gap between my teeth.

    I've been wearing a ring in it since, and I don't think I'm going to get it filled agin.


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  • #61
    hells angels
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    Originally posted by Silverfish
    The Things You do When you're Drunk:

    I've thought about this. And what I do, is I log on here, and search, waiting, biding my time, for someone to post something I can leap on and tear to shreds.

    Because I am four foot ten and would be mangled if I was to actually, like, fight with someone. So I vent my general attitooooode here. Disturbing.
    This is one of those night's isnt it?? lol..;)

    keep 'em coming everyone is havin a great laugh down here a the Police Station at the moment.....


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