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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #2492
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Ciderswigger wrote: »
    Turn off: People making poor jokes about where I'm from... :D
    I knew I shouldn't have included the aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhh.:mad:


  • #2493
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    WesternZulu wrote: »
    I wouldn't generalise like that...there are as many backward people in cities as there are in the country.

    Ah yes I don't mean to generalize at all......but seriously, I know people that genuinely fear and avoid cities like the plague.


    Turn off - Country people who have spent all their lives in the same parish, end up building a house right beside the parents(free land), and live there forever more without even a hint of interest in going abroad or getting out of their comfort zone.....apart from going to the SAME village to the SAME pub EVERY weekend and living by the mantra "anything less than ten pints is only a shnack"....


    Surely, there's more to life than that?


  • #2494
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    Turn offs:

    Women who own cars and never want to travel anywhere. Going to the shops in the local town or village is 'travelling' enough for them. I don't think the concept of having car has truly sunk in yet.

    Women who own cars and have to park right outside the front door of the place where they work.

    Women who leave the headlights switched on in their cars in the morning and can't figure out why the car won't start at 5.30pm that same evening.:rolleyes:


  • #2495
    blacklilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    Turn offs:

    Women who own cars and never want to travel anywhere. Going to the shops in the local town or village is 'travelling' enough for them. I don't think the concept of having car has truly sunk in yet.

    Women who own cars and have to park right outside the front door of the place where they work.

    Women who leave the headlights switched on in their cars in the morning and can't figure out why the car won't start at 5.30pm that same evening.:rolleyes:

    Is it possible that you have issues with women and their cars in general?


  • #2496
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    Turn offs:

    Women who

    Women who

    Women who

    I'd replace 'women' with 'people' if I were you!


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  • #2497
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    I have no problem with women and their cars, just the ones who haven't grabbed the concept of what owning a car means. Why would I change the word women to people? It's not 'people' I'm referring to, it's specifically women I'm referring to.


  • #2498
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    Why would I change it the word women to people? It's not 'people' I'm referring to, it's specifically women I'm referring to.

    .....because it's not just women that do these things....or do you not mind when a man does them?


  • #2499
    premierstone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,706 ✭✭✭premierstone


    SamAK wrote: »
    I'd replace 'women' with 'people' if I were you!

    Why would he?? You do understand that the term 'opposite sex' in the thread title refers to members of the other gender and not simply letting herself go on top for a change?


  • #2500
    RedFormanFITA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    The next time you find a man doing those things, by all means post it on here so we can read it.


  • #2501
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    premierstone wrote: »
    You do understand that the term 'opposite sex' in the thread title refers to members of the other gender and not simply letting herself go on top for a change?

    Aha, i've figured out the problem.

    I'm replying to comments on two threads at the minute - this one, and - 'Trivial Things That Annoy You'

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=88451305#post88451305

    It seems i've become slightly confused..!


    Apologies.


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  • #2502
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    If shes into cars, shes a keeper!


  • #2503
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    If shes into cars, shes a keeper!

    Lady dgt loves diffin and drifting..... Ride me sideways is a common thing to hear in the diffmobile :pac:


  • #2504
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    RedFormanFITA wrote: »
    Turn offs:

    Women who own cars and never want to travel anywhere. Going to the shops in the local town or village is 'travelling' enough for them. I don't think the concept of having car has truly sunk in yet.

    Women who own cars and have to park right outside the front door of the place where they work.

    Women who leave the headlights switched on in their cars in the morning and can't figure out why the car won't start at 5.30pm that same evening.:rolleyes:

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the "women who have cars and can't parallel park." I thought that would have been the most obvious generalisation?


  • #2505
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Turn ons in a man:
    Willing to dress up as Dr. Frankenfurter once in a blue moon
    Looks like Michael Fassbender (bonus points if he's got a well groomed beard)
    Likes classic rock music
    Is sympathetic when it comes to the topic of mental health
    Doesn't drink much
    Good at cooking
    Non-smoker
    Good personal hygine
    Snazzy dress sense
    Likes to try new things (within reason!)
    Great sense of humor/doesn't take life too seriously

    Turn ons in a woman:
    Looks like Monica Bellucci
    Curvy
    Can whisper sweet nothings in fluent German
    Kind hearted


  • #2506
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Can whisper sweet nothings in fluent German

    Her breath kissed his lips as she leaned in close, 'What do you want me to do to you?'

    VS

    Her breath kissed his lips as she leaned in close, "Was willst du, dass ich mit dir machen?"

    :P


  • #2507
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Her breath kissed his lips as she leaned in close, 'What do you want me to do to you?'

    VS

    Her breath kissed his lips as she leaned in close, "Was willst du, dass ich mit dir machen?"

    :P

    "Bitte, das nicht meine bratwurst ist, nur meine Handi.":o


  • #2508
    FruityCake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭FruityCake


    Turn ones; beer drinking chubby men with beards -generally overall hairy actually. And an avid chain smoker, so we can fill the room with our fumes and more than likely both contract lung disease-how romantic. Must include some sort of a passion in his life.

    Turn offs; lack of motivation, not willing to throw himself in the deep end, impatience.


  • #2509
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    SamAK wrote: »
    Aha, i've figured out the problem.

    I'm replying to comments on two threads at the minute - this one, and - 'Trivial Things That Annoy You'

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=88451305#post88451305

    It seems i've become slightly confused..!


    Apologies.

    Check your lights aren't on:rolleyes:


  • #2510
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    If shes into cars, shes a keeper!
    Are you stark raving mad :eek:


    http://youtu.be/vaIbpSaEoYc


  • #2511
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Can whisper sweet nothings in fluent German
    Ich Veal Dich e Meinim Schlafzima de ganza nacht, My go to pick up line in Germany ;)
    Please ignore obvious spelling errors all over the place :o


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  • #2512
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    "Bitte, das nicht meine bratwurst ist, nur meine Handi.":o

    heh


  • #2513
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Ich Veal Dich e Meinim Schlafzima de ganza nacht, My go to pick up line in Germany ;)
    Please ignore obvious spelling errors all over the place :o
    Smooth., Very smooth.
    I also like: Ich würde nicht unter meinem Bett dagegen, die Schuhe ...
    My German is a little rusty- I only know a few choice phrases- but that one translates to:
    I wouldn't mind your shoes under my bed...
    Love a German accent. I was all wibbly watching Inglorious Basterds for the first time. Michael Fassbender, dressed as an officer, speaking German and being smooth. Yep. There goes my panties! :D:pac:


  • #2514
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Smooth., Very smooth.
    I also like: Ich würde nicht unter meinem Bett dagegen, die Schuhe ...
    My German is a little rusty- I only know a few choice phrases- but that one translates to:
    I wouldn't mind your shoes under my bed...
    Love a German accent. I was all wibbly watching Inglorious Basterds for the first time. Michael Fassbender, dressed as an officer, speaking German and being smooth. Yep. There goes my panties! :D:pac:
    Hey, what can I say I know what the girls want :cool:
    Totally agree, German girls speaking English is possibly one off the hottest things ive ever heard.


  • #2515
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    On the subject of accents, let me introduce the sexiest woman alive!


  • #2516
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Hm reading the above mentioned I think should "germanize" my peculiar accent. And dust off my German. :D


  • #2517
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭sasta le


    As earlier a pair of sexy boots is really hot


  • #2518
    Khannie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Turn on: whispering very inappropriate things in each others ears in very inappropriate places........

    Nyom.


  • #2519
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭sasta le


    as said earlier im a sucker for sexy pair of boots


  • #2520
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    McChubbin wrote: »
    On the subject of accents, let me introduce the sexiest woman alive!


    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Monica Belluci <3


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  • #2521
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    If shes into cars, shes a keeper!

    Larry Murphy?


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