Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Aglomerado · 13-01-2014 01:53PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Don't know any hoes...

You'll find them in the Lady Garden!

eisenberg1 · 13-01-2014 01:59PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Don't know any hoes...

I have two, one is locked in the shed, and the other is a rusty bastard I leave in the garden whatever the weather:D

Pumpkinseeds · 13-01-2014 02:37PM

krudler wrote: »

Next time wait till she finishes then start loudly applauding

She went for round 2 at 1am. Whenever she shags him loudly it's usually because she wants her friends around for an all weekend party. So next weekend should be a barrell of laughs. Christ I wish she'd just fcuk off again. I've lost track of the amount of times she's left. They're one of those sad 20 something couples who've had the same group of friends since secondary school and stay together because they don't want to be left out of the group if the ex gets a new partner. Fcuking hate her, she's brought nothing but anti-social behaviour to that house:mad:

Czarcasm · 13-01-2014 03:18PM

Having to rub that cocoa butter essence or whatever the fcuk it is "moisturiser" into my wife's back... It's as fooking GREASY! Seriously- moisturiser I get that, but this stuff, it's oily and stays on the surface of the skin if I didn't wash it off! It might "lock in" moisture, but isn't the point of your skin having pores to let OUT moisture and breathe?

That reminds me of an annoyance I had the other day too -

Seriously girls, if you're going to use hand moisturiser, use it sparingly! It's downright irritating getting a clammy handshake from a girl when she's overdone it with the hand cream!

dubstarr · 13-01-2014 03:49PM

Opening a packet of biscuits and finding the top few broken.

McChubbin · 13-01-2014 04:03PM

Why is it that as soon as I retire to my room to meditate and calm myself down, the world and its' dog wants a slice of my attention? *sigh*

eisenberg1 · 13-01-2014 04:32PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

She went for round 2 at 1am. Whenever she shags him loudly it's usually because she wants her friends around for an all weekend party. So next weekend should be a barrell of laughs. Christ I wish she'd just fcuk off again. I've lost track of the amount of times she's left. They're one of those sad 20 something couples who've had the same group of friends since secondary school and stay together because they don't want to be left out of the group if the ex gets a new partner. Fcuking hate her, she's brought nothing but anti-social behaviour to that house:mad:

Maybe it is self induced? you know the old joke "whats the difference between an egg and a ****?

salacious crumb · 13-01-2014 04:49PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Maybe it is self induced? you know the old joke "whats the difference between an egg and a ****?

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

Aglomerado · 13-01-2014 04:50PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

Something "comes" first?

eisenberg1 · 13-01-2014 04:51PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

Well, you can beat an egg..................:D

Czarcasm · 13-01-2014 04:52PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Something "comes" first?

You can beat an egg... but you can't beat a w@nk!

Did you have to google too?

salacious crumb · 13-01-2014 04:53PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Well, you can beat an egg..................:D

Ah, yes. Then I did know the difference

Aglomerado · 13-01-2014 05:04PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Did you have to google too?

It's an oldie, but a goodie. I edited my post because stealing other people's punchlines is another trivial annoyance (so I shouldn't do it)!

mutley18 · 13-01-2014 05:16PM

The inside of my windscreen just refuses to stay clean, it is incredibly annoying when the sun shines on it.

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

eisenberg1 · 13-01-2014 05:20PM

mutley18 wrote: »

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

You take a crap in the middle of Pizza Hut and don't leave a tip?

Some people...

SamAK · 13-01-2014 05:20PM

deblacker wrote: »

Here's a frequent one:

- When somebody makes a cup of tea and doesn't refill the kettle

...And then complains that nobody refilled the kettle when they go to make another cup...

How about when someone boils enough water for a dozen cups of tea when they're only making ONE for themselves?

GRRRRRRRRRRR

SamAK · 13-01-2014 05:25PM

mutley18 wrote: »

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Messy dumps full stop are fceking enraging!

You know the rare sh1t that slides out like it's Teflon coated? Doesn't even touch the sides, just drops out and sometimes there's not even any need to use bog roll!!

Why can't it be like that every time I take a dump???

WHYYYYYY?

sunflower27 · 13-01-2014 05:31PM

Know-it-alls. Urgh.

I was recently talking about the World Cup and a country I was going to support that is in it.

Work colleague pipes up 'no chance'.

I said well, I don't expect them to win the whole thing, just do as good as they did at the last World Cup.

Irish Colleague: Nope, no chance.

Me: Well, at least they are in it.

Irish colleague: :mad:

Why do people have to say things they know people don't want/need to hear?

sunflower27 · 13-01-2014 05:34PM

mutley18 wrote: »

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

Tell me you said that to her

Was in a restaurant a while back and the owner picked the tip-seeking plate with payment up from the table from the people behind me. Owner then said 'do you want your change'? Guy was too embarrassed to say yes.

I wasn't. Bloody cheek of him to actually embarrass people into tipping him.

Pumpkinseeds · 13-01-2014 05:36PM

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Aglomerado · 13-01-2014 05:39PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

I saw a "Malt-Easter" display in my local garage on January 2nd. I nearly threw up with rage.

Just put out the Christmas 2014 stuff and be done with it!

Pumpkinseeds · 13-01-2014 05:41PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

I saw a "Malt-Easter" display in my local garage on January 2nd. I nearly threw up with rage.

Just put out the Christmas 2014 stuff and be done with it!

I only ordered a 2014 calendar at the weekend:)

Czarcasm · 13-01-2014 06:05PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Quite annoying when you can't thank a post more than once, as I would in this case!

The whole Valentine's Day think has been completely taken over by commercialisation. I used enjoy it and you'd send a few people cards and flowers and it'd be a nice surprise for them and stuff, but now it's a case of -

"What are you doing for your wife this year?"

"Ehh, not a whole lot, why?"

"You mean you're not doing anything for Valentine's Day? OMG you tight bastard, hate to be your wife!"

"Ehh, riiiight."

As if the other 364 days of the year don't count or something? Turns me off the whole idea that you're now SUPPOSED to do stuff, as opposed to doing stuff because you like to show your appreciation for someone!

krudler · 13-01-2014 06:10PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Creme eggs are everywhere, tesco have full blown easter displays up already

bobbygrant · 13-01-2014 06:15PM

Always annoys me the way shops put all the filling for their sandwiches in the middle so it looks like there's loads in it when its sliced, but theres not and its all in the middle.

Pumpkinseeds · 13-01-2014 06:16PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Quite annoying when you can't thank a post more than once, as I would in this case!

The whole Valentine's Day think has been completely taken over by commercialisation. I used enjoy it and you'd send a few people cards and flowers and it'd be a nice surprise for them and stuff, but now it's a case of -

"What are you doing for your wife this year?"

"Ehh, not a whole lot, why?"

"You mean you're not doing anything for Valentine's Day? OMG you tight bastard, hate to be your wife!"

"Ehh, riiiight."

As if the other 364 days of the year don't count or something? Turns me off the whole idea that you're now SUPPOSED to do stuff, as opposed to doing stuff because you like to show your appreciation for someone!

It's far more romantic to get a gift from your partner/spouse when you aren't expecting it. When my husband brings me home flowers or sends me a bouquet it means an awful lot more to me than if he sent me flowers on Valentines day. It's the little things you get for each other that show you care. Not great big expensive gestures, just the small things, like buying him a few beers or a bottle of wine so he can unwind with a drink when I know he's having a really crap day at work. Or him bringing home something he's seen that he knows I'd like.

It's the thought more than the cost.

SamAK · 13-01-2014 06:18PM

Another one, and the bane of my existence - the high pitched BEEP every 30 seconds from smoke alarms with dying batteries.

I live in an apartment block, and I can hear two of the ****ers....BEEP.........BEEP, one after the other. Both from next door. Argh.

McChubbin · 13-01-2014 06:25PM

Self-righteous skinny people. Yes, I'm fat. I'm trying to change that fact but you don't have to be so uppity about it! :mad:

RedFormanFITA · 13-01-2014 06:34PM

Restaurants that serve up a ploughman's lunch and you only ordered a BLT with a side order of crisps. I look around me thinking, where are the other six people who are going to help me eat all of this?

sunflower27 · 13-01-2014 06:38PM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Restaurants that serve up a ploughman's lunch and you only ordered a BLT with a side order of crisps. I look around me thinking, where are the other six people who are going to help me eat all of this?

I'm far more annoyed when I look at the plate and think 'is that it'? Just because you place it nicely on the plate doesn't mean you can scrimp on the serving size.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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