Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

salacious crumb wrote: »

Don't know any hoes...

You'll find them in the Lady Garden!

salacious crumb wrote: »

Don't know any hoes...

I have two, one is locked in the shed, and the other is a rusty bastard I leave in the garden whatever the weather:D

krudler wrote: »

Next time wait till she finishes then start loudly applauding

She went for round 2 at 1am. Whenever she shags him loudly it's usually because she wants her friends around for an all weekend party. So next weekend should be a barrell of laughs. Christ I wish she'd just fcuk off again. I've lost track of the amount of times she's left. They're one of those sad 20 something couples who've had the same group of friends since secondary school and stay together because they don't want to be left out of the group if the ex gets a new partner. Fcuking hate her, she's brought nothing but anti-social behaviour to that house:mad:

Czarcasm

Having to rub that cocoa butter essence or whatever the fcuk it is "moisturiser" into my wife's back... It's as fooking GREASY! Seriously- moisturiser I get that, but this stuff, it's oily and stays on the surface of the skin if I didn't wash it off! It might "lock in" moisture, but isn't the point of your skin having pores to let OUT moisture and breathe?

That reminds me of an annoyance I had the other day too -

Seriously girls, if you're going to use hand moisturiser, use it sparingly! It's downright irritating getting a clammy handshake from a girl when she's overdone it with the hand cream!

dubstarr

Opening a packet of biscuits and finding the top few broken.

McChubbin

Why is it that as soon as I retire to my room to meditate and calm myself down, the world and its' dog wants a slice of my attention? *sigh*

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

She went for round 2 at 1am. Whenever she shags him loudly it's usually because she wants her friends around for an all weekend party. So next weekend should be a barrell of laughs. Christ I wish she'd just fcuk off again. I've lost track of the amount of times she's left. They're one of those sad 20 something couples who've had the same group of friends since secondary school and stay together because they don't want to be left out of the group if the ex gets a new partner. Fcuking hate her, she's brought nothing but anti-social behaviour to that house:mad:

Maybe it is self induced? you know the old joke "whats the difference between an egg and a ****?

salacious crumb

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Maybe it is self induced? you know the old joke "whats the difference between an egg and a ****?

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

salacious crumb wrote: »

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

Something "comes" first?

salacious crumb wrote: »

I don't actually. What is the difference between an egg and a ****?

Well, you can beat an egg..................:D

Czarcasm

Aglomerado wrote: »

Something "comes" first?

You can beat an egg... but you can't beat a w@nk!

Did you have to google too?

salacious crumb

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Well, you can beat an egg..................:D

Ah, yes. Then I did know the difference

Czarcasm wrote: »

Did you have to google too?

It's an oldie, but a goodie. I edited my post because stealing other people's punchlines is another trivial annoyance (so I shouldn't do it)!

mutley18

The inside of my windscreen just refuses to stay clean, it is incredibly annoying when the sun shines on it.

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

mutley18 wrote: »

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

You take a crap in the middle of Pizza Hut and don't leave a tip?

Some people...

SamAK

deblacker wrote: »

Here's a frequent one:

- When somebody makes a cup of tea and doesn't refill the kettle

...And then complains that nobody refilled the kettle when they go to make another cup...

How about when someone boils enough water for a dozen cups of tea when they're only making ONE for themselves?

GRRRRRRRRRRR

SamAK

mutley18 wrote: »

Dangle berries at the end of a dump, push until I nearly pop a blood vessel but to no avail, just won't drop out, then it's just a mess trying to get yer hole cleaned.

Messy dumps full stop are fceking enraging!

You know the rare sh1t that slides out like it's Teflon coated? Doesn't even touch the sides, just drops out and sometimes there's not even any need to use bog roll!!

Why can't it be like that every time I take a dump???

WHYYYYYY?

sunflower27

Know-it-alls. Urgh.

I was recently talking about the World Cup and a country I was going to support that is in it.

Work colleague pipes up 'no chance'.

I said well, I don't expect them to win the whole thing, just do as good as they did at the last World Cup.

Irish Colleague: Nope, no chance.

Me: Well, at least they are in it.

Irish colleague: :mad:

Why do people have to say things they know people don't want/need to hear?

sunflower27

mutley18 wrote: »

Pizza Hut, getting a takeaway one night and the the waitress hands me my change on a plate, fúck off and cram your tip seeking plate up yer hoop.

Tell me you said that to her

Was in a restaurant a while back and the owner picked the tip-seeking plate with payment up from the table from the people behind me. Owner then said 'do you want your change'? Guy was too embarrassed to say yes.

I wasn't. Bloody cheek of him to actually embarrass people into tipping him.

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

I saw a "Malt-Easter" display in my local garage on January 2nd. I nearly threw up with rage.

Just put out the Christmas 2014 stuff and be done with it!

Aglomerado wrote: »

I saw a "Malt-Easter" display in my local garage on January 2nd. I nearly threw up with rage.

Just put out the Christmas 2014 stuff and be done with it!

I only ordered a 2014 calendar at the weekend:)

Czarcasm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Quite annoying when you can't thank a post more than once, as I would in this case!

The whole Valentine's Day think has been completely taken over by commercialisation. I used enjoy it and you'd send a few people cards and flowers and it'd be a nice surprise for them and stuff, but now it's a case of -

"What are you doing for your wife this year?"

"Ehh, not a whole lot, why?"

"You mean you're not doing anything for Valentine's Day? OMG you tight bastard, hate to be your wife!"

"Ehh, riiiight."

As if the other 364 days of the year don't count or something? Turns me off the whole idea that you're now SUPPOSED to do stuff, as opposed to doing stuff because you like to show your appreciation for someone!

krudler

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Valentines day. I just saw an ad for it. Absloutely hate it. We stopped buying Valentines day stuff about 2 years after we got together as we both find it a rip off. I'm amazed the usual red tat isn't everywhere already, they're late this year, no creme eggs in the supermarket yet either

Creme eggs are everywhere, tesco have full blown easter displays up already

bobbygrant

Always annoys me the way shops put all the filling for their sandwiches in the middle so it looks like there's loads in it when its sliced, but theres not and its all in the middle.