my 14yr old sister has a boyfriend

Captain Chaos · 12-01-2014 08:15PM

Put a lock on her knickers and keep the key, simples. Give it to her for her 18th birthday, she'll love you all the more for it.

Mr. Nice · 12-01-2014 08:16PM

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

I didn't think that anybody would be able to trump the previous immature, crass, smutty comments - but you did.
Congratulations OP.

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

Mr. Nice · 12-01-2014 08:17PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Give the boyfriend a few tips on how to be a gentile, considerate lover.

Sorted.

What if the BF is Jewish?

Larianne · 12-01-2014 08:19PM

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

How do you know she'll do that?

Captain Chaos · 12-01-2014 08:20PM

Larianne wrote: »

How do you know she'll do that?

Yeah, she'll probably just be yanking the crank off him goodo.

Thoie · 12-01-2014 08:21PM

Mind your own business and let your mother deal with it, the exact way she probably would even if your father was around. If your mother doesn't know, you can mention it to her in passing, but other than that, keep your nose out of it unless she asks you for help/advice.

cml387 · 12-01-2014 08:22PM

Mr. Nice wrote: »

What if the BF is Jewish?

No don't say that. He'll go looking next.

biko · 12-01-2014 08:24PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Have you considered Islam at all?

Well, I lolled.

OP, tbh it's the time now when they start having boyfriends.
Don't you remember being 14 yourself?
Having a boy/girlfriend at that age is extremely fickle and quite innocent (hopefully).

efb · 12-01-2014 08:25PM

be there for her.

Czarcasm · 12-01-2014 08:25PM

Tugboats wrote: »

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

What the hell? I get that you're thinking you're supposed to take on some sort of fatherly role here, but you're her brother, one that seems to have no respect for her the way you talk about her. It'd probably serve her better if you took your head out of your own ass and left her manage her own relationships. She sounds far more mature than you do tbh. The last thing she needs is an immature douche making her decisions for her. Try just being her brother instead of trying to step into any kind of father role as an excuse to be a scumbag.

fergiesfolly · 12-01-2014 08:27PM

Wouldn't worry too much op.
She's 14. They probably broke up since you started this thread.
And now they're back together.
And it's off again.
And now...

12-01-2014 08:31PM

Is your mother on the scene? You say your father isn't - if you're essentially her guardian, then at some point you're going to have to have an awkward conversation with her about sex.

Frosty McSnowballs · 12-01-2014 08:31PM

Cinema = popcorn trick.

I wonder will she reach to the bottom.

Gatling · 12-01-2014 08:32PM

Buy the biggest dildo you can find online then when you meet this young fella introduce him to "Big Bubba" explain in great detail what will happen if he even thinks about it with your lovely sister

whupdedo · 12-01-2014 08:33PM

She probably doesn't want to get pregnant yet so she'll only let him ride her up the arse for now, see you have nothing to worry about

urabell · 12-01-2014 08:34PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Have you considered Islam at all?

What does the religion of peace have to do with any of this?

DoozerT6 · 12-01-2014 08:34PM

whupdedo wrote: »

She probably doesn't want to get pregnant yet so she'll only let him ride her up the arse for now, see you have nothing to worry about

A step too far.....

cletus van damme · 12-01-2014 08:37PM

Mr. Nice wrote: »

I didn't think that anybody would be able to trump the previous immature, crass, smutty comments - but you did.
Congratulations OP.

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

he had me in stitches.

OP kick him in the nuts before each date.

deblacker · 12-01-2014 08:40PM

TheBody wrote: »

Sound to me like you are jealous that she isn't going out with you!!

Wat...

ahnowbrowncow · 12-01-2014 08:41PM

Mr. Nice wrote: »

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

She's 14

el pasco · 12-01-2014 08:45PM

Tugboats wrote: »

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

Does your sister have a mother or guardian around?

whupdedo · 12-01-2014 08:46PM

If their old enough to bleed then their old enough to butcher

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 12-01-2014 08:48PM

I was in this situation before. Came home from work to see some little fcuker smoking outside my front door.

"Alright sham" he says to me. I stared back, went inside.

Saw my sister. "Who's that fella?"

"That's my bf. His nickname's Big fish"

"Big fish, yeah?" "Where's he from?"

Sis : "He's from lollipop lane"

Me: walk off shaking head muttering "big fish from lollipop fcuking lane"

I'm upstairs getting my football kit together, next I come down and I can hear my sis knocking the bathroom door and shouting "get out, we have to go."

I gave the door a kick and shouted "hurry up there you" and left the house.

Later on that evening I'm back home, and here comes lover boy, and my sister.

He sees me and says, aggressively enough, "did you kick that bathroom door whilst I was inside?"

Well I saw red! 14 years old, in my parents house, smoking too, calling me sham, getting in my face..

I grabbed him, feet left the floor. His €5 fake gold chain snapped off. "Out that feckin door quickly, don't come back"

My sis was standing there open mouthed.

"Your better off" says I "he'd never have made it with dad...."

deblacker · 12-01-2014 08:50PM

Leave them
I'm sure they have a very complicated relationship as it is

Fr_Dougal · 12-01-2014 08:53PM

Niiiiiiiice.

OP, how old is her b/f?

dmc17 · 12-01-2014 08:53PM

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

I was in this situation before. Came home from work to see some little fcuker smoking outside my front door.

"Alright sham" he says to me. I stared back, went inside.

Saw my sister. "Who's that fella?"

"That's my bf. His nickname's Big fish"

"Big fish, yeah?" "Where's he from?"

Sis : "He's from lollipop lane"

Me: walk off shaking head muttering "big fish from lollipop fcuking lane"

I'm upstairs getting my football kit together, next I come down and I can hear my sis knocking the bathroom door and shouting "get out, we have to go."

I gave the door a kick and shouted "hurry up there you" and left the house.

Later on that evening I'm back home, and here comes lover boy, and my sister.

He sees me and says, aggressively enough, "did you kick that bathroom door whilst I was inside?"

Well I saw red! 14 years old, in my parents house, smoking too, calling me sham, getting in my face..

I grabbed him, feet left the floor. His €5 fake gold chain snapped off. "Out that feckin door quickly, don't come back"

My sis was standing there open mouthed.

"Your better off" says I "he'd never have made it with dad...."

This is how it should've played out

Micky Dolenz · 12-01-2014 08:53PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is your mother on the scene? You say your father isn't - if you're essentially her guardian, then at some point you're going to have to have an awkward conversation with her about sex.

She is 14, she could probably tell her elders a few things about it.

stefan idiot jones · 12-01-2014 08:54PM

Just relax and look forward to becoming an Uncle in September.

Think if all the Christmas presents you could buy him/her.

Good ole Uncle Tugboat.

TimeToShine · 12-01-2014 08:54PM

14 year old girl with a boyfriend? And people here think they won't be sexually active?

The world has changed. I just hope my kids are all boys.

Stainless_Steel · 12-01-2014 08:57PM

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

I was in this situation before. Came home from work to see some little fcuker smoking outside my front door.

"Alright sham" he says to me. I stared back, went inside.

Saw my sister. "Who's that fella?"

"That's my bf. His nickname's Big fish"

"Big fish, yeah?" "Where's he from?"

Sis : "He's from lollipop lane"

Me: walk off shaking head muttering "big fish from lollipop fcuking lane"

I'm upstairs getting my football kit together, next I come down and I can hear my sis knocking the bathroom door and shouting "get out, we have to go."

I gave the door a kick and shouted "hurry up there you" and left the house.

Later on that evening I'm back home, and here comes lover boy, and my sister.

He sees me and says, aggressively enough, "did you kick that bathroom door whilst I was inside?"

Well I saw red! 14 years old, in my parents house, smoking too, calling me sham, getting in my face..

I grabbed him, feet left the floor. His €5 fake gold chain snapped off. "Out that feckin door quickly, don't come back"

My sis was standing there open mouthed.

"Your better off" says I "he'd never have made it with dad...."

Jeez you're soft.

my 14yr old sister has a boyfriend

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