my 14yr old sister has a boyfriend

Tugboats

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

Lumbo

Smell his finger

Penny Tration

Plenty of 14 year olds have boyfriends. Unless they're sexually active, i don't see what the problem is.

Stainless_Steel

Tell the bf that your sister was born with a dick

aaakev

Tugboats wrote: »

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

That's one way to make sure you're sister hates you....

What age are you?

Larianne

Don't be a spoil sport! Leave them alone.

IvySlayer

It's HER boyfriend, mind your own business would be my advice.

If she wants to talk about boys, then make yourself available, but don't alienate your relationship with your sister. You were/are a teenger, only natural.

Inbox

Best to get her on the pill straight away.

ButtersSuki

Your role should be to approach is maturely - so you've come to the wrong right place. You'll get such sound advice here you'll be praying he is riding her in approx. 5 pages. :rolleyes:

urabell

Better step in right now they're probably sexting all over the facebooks and next thing he'll be giving her a good tweeting.

Micky Dolenz

Lock her in the basement.

PirateShampoo

Try being a brother instead of a dick?

Leave them be and support her when they inevitably break up.

whirlpool

Jeeze, the OP was simply asking for advice on looking out for his little sister.

But no, I don't have any.

livinsane

Depends what age he is.

Icaras

Get a gun. show him your gun. Nod at him in a knowing way. Job done.

ScumLord

Have you considered Islam at all?

Frosty McSnowballs

3some

JamBur

Leave us alone...

sw33t_r3v3ng3

Check the oul bookface for the oul sexting

TheBody

Sound to me like you are jealous that she isn't going out with you!!

Khannie

Tugboats wrote: »

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

Surely you're not serious. Your sister has to develop healthy, loving relationships. Going out with boys at 14 is part of that. It wont last long anyway.

syklops

American teen sitcoms have a lot to answer for.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Depends,if hes about the same age leave them alone.

gandalf

What age is he? If he's around her age then tbh it's none of your business. If its an old lad call the cops!!!!

AlmightyCushion

Get a friend and do the Reggie scene from Bad Boys 2.

Shít nigga, you at least 30.

Tugboats

Khannie wrote: »

Surely you're not serious. Your sister has to develop healthy, loving relationships. Going out with boys at 14 is part of that. It wont last long anyway.

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

Call Me Jimmy

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

Ah it's a T-bone-and-rasher-roll

ScumLord

Khannie wrote: »

Surely you're not serious. Your sister has to develop healthy, loving relationships. Going out with boys at 14 is part of that. It wont last long anyway.

Yeah, once the kid comes along the young lad will probably do a runner.

aaakev

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

How exactly is it your business?

Slutmonkey57b

Kill the first one and let word get around.

Frosty McSnowballs

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

Give the boyfriend a few tips on how to be a gentile, considerate lover.

Sorted.

Captain Chaos

Put a lock on her knickers and keep the key, simples. Give it to her for her 18th birthday, she'll love you all the more for it.

Mr. Nice

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

I didn't think that anybody would be able to trump the previous immature, crass, smutty comments - but you did.
Congratulations OP.

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

Mr. Nice

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Give the boyfriend a few tips on how to be a gentile, considerate lover.

Sorted.

What if the BF is Jewish?

Larianne

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

How do you know she'll do that?

Captain Chaos

Larianne wrote: »

How do you know she'll do that?

Yeah, she'll probably just be yanking the crank off him goodo.

Thoie

Mind your own business and let your mother deal with it, the exact way she probably would even if your father was around. If your mother doesn't know, you can mention it to her in passing, but other than that, keep your nose out of it unless she asks you for help/advice.

cml387

Mr. Nice wrote: »

What if the BF is Jewish?

No don't say that. He'll go looking next.

biko

ScumLord wrote: »

Have you considered Islam at all?

Well, I lolled.

OP, tbh it's the time now when they start having boyfriends.
Don't you remember being 14 yourself?
Having a boy/girlfriend at that age is extremely fickle and quite innocent (hopefully).

efb

be there for her.

Czarcasm

Tugboats wrote: »

With my dad not around what's my role here? I'm leaning towards kicking the crap out of him

Tugboats wrote: »

Cheers I'll just sit idly by while her fanny gets smashed in the back of the cinema

What the hell? I get that you're thinking you're supposed to take on some sort of fatherly role here, but you're her brother, one that seems to have no respect for her the way you talk about her. It'd probably serve her better if you took your head out of your own ass and left her manage her own relationships. She sounds far more mature than you do tbh. The last thing she needs is an immature douche making her decisions for her. Try just being her brother instead of trying to step into any kind of father role as an excuse to be a scumbag.

fergiesfolly

Wouldn't worry too much op.
She's 14. They probably broke up since you started this thread.
And now they're back together.
And it's off again.
And now...

Is your mother on the scene? You say your father isn't - if you're essentially her guardian, then at some point you're going to have to have an awkward conversation with her about sex.

Frosty McSnowballs

Cinema = popcorn trick.

I wonder will she reach to the bottom.

Gatling

Buy the biggest dildo you can find online then when you meet this young fella introduce him to "Big Bubba" explain in great detail what will happen if he even thinks about it with your lovely sister

whupdedo

She probably doesn't want to get pregnant yet so she'll only let him ride her up the arse for now, see you have nothing to worry about

urabell

ScumLord wrote: »

Have you considered Islam at all?

What does the religion of peace have to do with any of this?

DoozerT6

whupdedo wrote: »

She probably doesn't want to get pregnant yet so she'll only let him ride her up the arse for now, see you have nothing to worry about

A step too far.....

cletus van damme

Mr. Nice wrote: »

I didn't think that anybody would be able to trump the previous immature, crass, smutty comments - but you did.
Congratulations OP.

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

he had me in stitches.

OP kick him in the nuts before each date.

deblacker

TheBody wrote: »

Sound to me like you are jealous that she isn't going out with you!!

Wat...

ahnowbrowncow

Mr. Nice wrote: »

BTW, which cinema - a few more of us may want to go and "sit idly by..."

She's 14