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Irish man shortlisted for Mars mission. (one way ticket only)

  • 09-01-2014 12:29PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    An amazing opportunity, no doubt about it.
    Growing up on a small farm in Kildare, Joseph Roche spent many clear nights gazing at the stars, dreaming of becoming an astronaut. He couldn’t have known that, 20 years later, he would be undergoing a medical examination as part of the selection process for a manned mission to Mars.

    Last week, a private space exploration company called Mars One announced that it has shortlisted 1,058 people from 200,000 applicants who wanted to travel to Mars. Roche is the only Irishman on the list. The catch? If he goes, he can never come back.

    If you think the whole thing sounds crazy, you wouldn’t be the first. Even the man behind the project admits it’s a gargantuan task. Bas Lansdorp, a Dutch engineer and entrepreneur, aims to land a colony of four astronauts on the surface of Mars by 2025

    http://www.irishtimes.com/news/science/life-on-mars-irish-man-signs-up-for-colony-mission-1.1648449

    Admittedly, he's still only one of 1k odd people to be shortlisted, but to make it that far from 200k+ is pretty good going.

    Personally, with a wife and kids, I'm happy enough to pass away on on earth, and spend the rest of my life watching them grow up up etc.


    Opinions please?

    Would you go to Mars given the opportunity, knowing full well when that rocket blasts off, you're essentially leaving the only world you've ever known (in fact the human race has ever known) for good?

    Poll coming up.

    Edit. To make the thread a bit more interesting.

    What one thing from earth, would you miss that you won't find on mars?


    Mine would be the smell of the rain, falling on earth after a period of hot, dry weather.

    Would you like to be one of the first humans to visit Mars? Even on a one way trip? 97 votes

    Definitely.
    0% 0 votes
    No way.
    100% 97 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,138 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    It's not going to happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭Littlelulu13


    I wouldn't go even if I could return! Flying across Europe is enough for me :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Can I send my wife?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Emigrating to Australia is bad enough, but this is getting silly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Can I send my wife?

    Post a few pictures to help us decide.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    A 1 way ticket with only 3 other people... there better be a good internet connection on mars


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    jester77 wrote: »
    A 1 way ticket with only 3 other people... there better be a good internet connection on mars

    What if the other 3 were extremely fit, Buxom ladies, with excellent sexual skills?

    (and they all fancied you???)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You'd have to kill the other 3 astronauts before one of them flips out and kills you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭donegal__road


    What if the other 3 were extremely fit, Buxom ladies, with excellent sexual skills?

    (and they all fancied you???)

    Id say you'd soon get bored of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    jhegarty wrote: »
    It's not going to happen.

    Yeah, ultimately a publicity stunt.

    They are going to raise something like 6 billion dollars by crowd sourcing to fund this. Sounds like a lot of money, but not when you want to support 4 people on Mars.

    Nice cause though. Roll up! Roll up !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    What if the other 3 were extremely fit, Buxom ladies, with excellent sexual skills?

    (and they all fancied you???)

    There would be some serious inbreeding after 20+ years :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Doesn't ring true.

    Many of those 1,000 would/will change their tune if they ever meet the right lady/man and/or have children.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    God I ****ing hate The Darkness. :mad:

    They even make Nickelback music sound good in comparison.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    jester77 wrote: »
    There would be some serious inbreeding after 20+ years :eek:
    It'll just be like that Adam & Eve story so!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    jester77 wrote: »
    There would be some serious inbreeding after 20+ years :eek:

    It'd be like Navan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jester77 wrote: »
    There would be some serious inbreeding after 20+ years :eek:

    Even that issue would give rise to HUGE problems. Assuming it is a mix male/female crew, one would imagine that they would have to be sterilised in order to avoid the risk of one of them getting pregnant - no facilities for having/rearing a child on mars.....would it even be fair to them?

    Elaborate reality tv show - ultimately going nowhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    To be fair it would be a fantastic opportunity but you'd certainly want to get on with the other 3 people...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,804 ✭✭✭Wurzelbert


    another irishman planning emigration


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    It will probably turn into a deathmatch

    Who's going to police them when they are 35 million miles away..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭born2bwild


    Maybe it's Brendan O'Carroll?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    No matter how much profiling and psychological screening goes on beforehand, there's alway the danger that 7 hours after blasting off, one fúcker will turn around and say "I didn't tell them this on earth but I love sucking peoples ears where they're asleep".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭murphym7


    So they are undergoing medicals now for something that is going to happen in 2025, a little silly. Plus it’s never going to happen. What are they going to do with the successful candidates until they take off? If it is going to happen, I can guarantee anyone on the shortlist now will not be the ones actually going, too far away and too many variables that can happen between now and then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Probably leaving Kildare for Mars to get a decent broadband connection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    jester77 wrote: »
    There would be some serious inbreeding after 20+ years :eek:
    I remember reading they'd send more people up periodically. It isn't just, well, there's 4, that's it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,423 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    It will happen someday though, this will at least get the world thinking about it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 47 EdwardCastle


    murphym7 wrote: »
    What are they going to do with the successful candidates until they take off?.

    Ehhhh....training perhaps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Pushtrak wrote: »
    I remember reading they'd send more people up periodically. It isn't just, well, there's 4, that's it.

    No I was listening to an interview by the guy shortlisted.
    He said groups of 4 people every few years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    No I was listening to an interview by the guy shortlisted.
    He said groups of 4 people every few years.
    Just went to the site. One year after the first group is sent, they'll be sending group two (along with cargo for the third crew).

    http://www.mars-one.com/mission/roadmap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    born2bwild wrote: »
    Maybe it's Brendan O'Carroll?

    Nah, even the Martians think he's brutal


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,804 ✭✭✭Wurzelbert


    It will probably turn into a deathmatch

    Who's going to police them when they are 35 million miles away..

    the martians might arrest and deport them all straight back to their penal colony which we call earth...


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