Trivial things that annoy you

Billy86 wrote: »

They're rarer but trust me, cat farts are worse. Despite them being little clean freaks barely twice the size of your foot, they create an inexplicable toxic awfulness that even the smelliest of dogs could never compete with.

Very true.:mad::D

Tis even worse when the little fecker is sitting under your nose, and looks at you with that looks that says "Yeah, that was one of mine, watchya goin to do about it"?

Launching the cat out of it at the speed of light usually has 2 effects, neither of them good. The first is that it stirs up the more volatile gases in the immediate vicinity of the cat's arse, or worse, releases a repeat performance, and the second is that on take off, the cat will immediately plant as many claws skin shredding razors as can be brought into play into the thinnest part of whatever you're wearing.

Even worse is waking at 0 dark hundred to the sound of ( I sense a vote coming)

The cat flap rattling, and a few seconds later, the cat's latest victim starts screaming the place down because it hadn't died before the cat decided to bring in your present.

One of the cats enjoying crunching the last few morsels of whatever it caught outside a few minutes ago. Why do they always leave some of the nastier bits that they don't want in the middle of the furriest carpet?

or

One of the cats barfing up a furball on the quilt by your feet.

you just KNOW that means getting out of the warmth to deal with the outcome.

Had awful trouble trying to type this, one of the cats is determined to try and play with the mouse cursor on the screen:D