76 Things Banned in Leviticus- how many have you done?

mfceiling wrote: »

If you follow those rules then you basically can't fart or you are fucked...

Aidric wrote: »

She was horny, your honour.

Muise... wrote: »

parting the Red Sea?

Actions prohibited by the Bible

[edit]Gays, women
Homosexual intercourse, applicable to men, (Leviticus 18:22) applicable to both genders (Romans 1:27)
For women, speaking in church.(1 Corinthians 14:34-35)
[edit]Other sexual acts
All of these merit death.
Adultery (Leviticus 20:10-12, man and woman)
Lying about virginity. Applies to girls who are still in their fathers' homes, who lie about their virginity, and are presented to their husband as a virgin. The accused is guilty until proved innocent. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
The daughter of a priest practicing prostitution (death by fire) (Leviticus 21:9)
Rape of a virgin who is engaged. If she is not engaged you only have to marry her and give her father 50 shekels. No mention is made of the girl’s opinion, and no punishment is specified for raping a single non-virgin female. (Deuteronomy 22:25)
Being the victim of rape, if one is an engaged female virgin and the rape occurs in a city. If it takes place in a field, the victim is spared because nobody would have heard her screams. (Deuteronomy 22:23-27) Presumably, virgins who scream for help inside a city will always be rescued.
Men practicing bestiality. (Both man and animal die). (Leviticus 20:15) [1]
Women practicing bestiality (Both woman and animal die). (Leviticus 20:16) [1]
Having sex with your father’s wife, as distinct from "your mother", as it was common practice for men at the time to have several wives. (both die) (Leviticus 20:20)
Having sex with your daughter-in-law. (Leviticus 20:30)
Incest. (Leviticus 20:17) [2]
(for men): Sex with a man in the same manner as sex with women. Generally interpreted as male homosexuality. The text omits any mention of and punishment for female homosexuality. (Leviticus 18:22)
Marrying a woman and her daughter. They are all burnt to death (Leviticus 20:14)
[edit]Food and Drink
Consuming blood, blood in meat is not exempt. (Genesis 9:4)
Eating a cheesburger. (Or anything else that mixes meat and dairy.) (Exodus 23:19)
Eating fat.(Leviticus 3:17)
The consumption of pork.(Leviticus 11:7-8)
Eating a fellowship offering more than three days old.(Leviticus 19:5-8)
Eating aquatic creatures lacking fins or scales.(Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
Cross-dressing.(Deuteronomy 22:5)
Consuming the meat of strangled animals.(Acts 15:28-29)
[edit]Spiritual life
Performing any work on the sabbath.(Exodus 20:10)
Consulting a psychic or spiritualist.(Leviticus 19:31)
Being a psychic or spiritualist, punishable by death.(Leviticus 20:27)
[edit]Daily life
Planting more than one kind of seed in a field.(Leviticus 19:19) How exactly "one field" and "kind" is defined is omitted.
Wearing clothing woven of more than one kind of cloth.(Leviticus 19:19)
Cutting the hair on the sides of your head or clipping of the edges of your beard.(Leviticus 19:27)
Tattoos.(Leviticus 19:28)
Touching the dead carcass of a pig.(Deuteronomy 14:8)
If you are a slave, disobedience.(Ephesians 6:5)

Czarcasm wrote: »

Well that's a... erm, relief?