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76 Things Banned in Leviticus- how many have you done?

  • 05-01-2014 11:45PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭


    Here’s chapter and verse on a more-or-less comprehensive list of things banned in the Leviticus book of the bible. A decent number of them are punishable by death.


    1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)

    2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)

    3. Eating fat (3:17)

    4. Eating blood (3:17)

    5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)

    6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)

    7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)

    8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)

    9. Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)

    10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)

    11. Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1)

    12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)

    13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)

    14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9)

    15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)

    16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)

    17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)

    18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)

    19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)

    20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)

    21. Eating – or touching the carcass of – the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)

    22. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)

    23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)

    24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)

    25. Having sex with your mother (18:7)

    26. Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)

    27. Having sex with your sister (18:9)

    28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)

    29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)

    30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)

    31. Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)

    32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)

    33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)

    34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) (18:17)

    35. Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)

    36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)

    37. Having sex with your neighbour’s wife (18:20)

    38. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)

    39. Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)

    40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)

    41. Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4)

    42. Reaping to the very edges of a field (19:9)

    43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)

    44. Stealing (19:11)

    45. Lying (19:11)

    46. Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12)

    47. Defrauding your neighbour (19:13)

    48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (not well observed these days) (19:13)

    49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)

    50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)

    51. Spreading slander (19:16)

    52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbour’s life (19:16)

    53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)

    54. Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)

    55. Cross-breeding animals (19:19)

    56. Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)

    57. Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)

    58. Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)

    59. Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)

    60. Trimming your beard (19:27)

    61. Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)

    62. Getting tattoos (19:28)

    63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)

    64. Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)

    65. Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)

    66. Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born” (19:33-34)

    67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)

    68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)

    69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13)

    70. Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11)

    71. Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)

    72. Working on the Sabbath (23:3)

    73. Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)

    74. Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)

    75. Selling land permanently (25:23)

    76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)


    26 including the v bold one :D


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    No. 69


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I've done each and every one of them today whilst boards was down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I do number 7 most sat nights


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,609 ✭✭✭Duff


    I'm not reading all that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Thank God for Jesus.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,124 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Hell of a lot of sex there in the middle order


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭AerynSun


    I've done each and every one of them today whilst boards was down.

    Damn. I still have to find and eat a weasel... but otherwise, I nearly had 'em!

    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Duff wrote: »
    I'm not reading all that.

    TL:DR Just Pray


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    efb wrote: »
    Here’s chapter and verse on a more-or-less comprehensive list of things banned in the Leviticus book of the bible. A decent number of them are punishable by death.

    12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)

    Every fecking day..... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 944 ✭✭✭BetterThanThou


    33, I'm ashamed in myself, I was confident it would be at least half of them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    Guilty of 24 of them. (but not number 24)
    This is hilarious.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,908 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Possibly breaking the ones responding to trolls by pointing out the bible has to be put into the context of a living faith tradition, which holds that moral laws such as Moses commandments are immutable but disciplinary requirements are customs and so can be changed. This has been the case for about 2000 years now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Manach wrote: »
    Possibly breaking the ones responding to trolls by pointing out the bible has to be put into the context of a living faith tradition, which holds that moral laws such as Moses commandments are immutable but disciplinary requirements are customs and so can be changed. This has been the case for about 2000 years now.


    Wha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,599 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    efb wrote: »
    36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭AerynSun


    Manach wrote: »
    Possibly breaking the ones responding to trolls by pointing out the bible has to be put into the context of a living faith tradition, which holds that moral laws such as Moses commandments are immutable but disciplinary requirements are customs and so can be changed. This has been the case for about 2000 years now.

    Ah here, this is AH and not one of the religious forums, so this doesn't count as trolling, surely?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    No. 12.....Absolutely scarlet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,431 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    No. 69

    69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13)

    You're a priest?

    Some of them were a bit ambiguous but I only got about 18 or 19.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,247 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I was at work earlier today, so ... #72? Depends on what you call the "Sabbath", I suppose. The only Sabbath I recognise is the Black one.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    35


  • Posts: 11,734 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    aint nobody got time to read all that


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    Blood is drank, not eaten


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Is number 25 and number 26 not the same thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Aidric wrote: »
    :o

    a bloody mess :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    20. I think my halo is flickering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Manach wrote: »
    Possibly breaking the ones responding to trolls by pointing out the bible has to be put into the context of a living faith tradition, which holds that moral laws such as Moses commandments are immutable but disciplinary requirements are customs and so can be changed. This has been the case for about 2000 years now.

    but the gay one stays lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    27 - and i'm a woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Is number 25 and number 26 not the same thing?

    Not for everyone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,317 ✭✭✭HigginsJ


    rwg wrote: »
    Blood is drank, not eaten

    Pudding


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,254 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    If you follow those rules then you basically can't fart or you are fucked...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    rwg wrote: »
    Blood is drank, not eaten

    Eh............black pudding


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