Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

P_1 · 03-01-2014 12:29PM

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Now she gets to pretend she's being banged by her favourite player.

No wonder the sex is better.

Let's just hope she isn't a Chelsea fan for his sake. Oh hello there Mr Terry :pac:

shrewd · 03-01-2014 02:04PM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

I 'changed' football teams, I supported one team all my life and now I ahem, 'support' a different football team, to stay onside with herself, it was worth it though, the REWARDS in the bedroom far outweigh a life time of supporting a football team.

serious sellout. LOL

.

what we'll do for love, eh? i feel you

GalwayGuy2 · 04-01-2014 10:58PM

If I think a woman's trying to be 'cute' than I get a little turned off. I love it when a woman is naturally adorable, but if I think it's put on, then it is a little bit of a turn off.

Although, I fully realize it could all be in my head.

ivytwine · 04-01-2014 11:12PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

If I think a woman's trying to be 'cute' than I get a little turned off. I love it when a woman is naturally adorable, but if I think it's put on, then it is a little bit of a turn off.

Although, I fully realize it could all be in my head.

The Manic Pixie Dream Girl effect!

retroactive · 05-01-2014 05:45AM

ivytwine wrote: »

The Manic Pixie Dream Girl effect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBNss2PMj60

ivytwine · 05-01-2014 10:48PM

retroactive wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBNss2PMj60

Great vid! 'They'll drown!'

Although I am worried now about my own liking for the Smiths.... :eek::eek::eek:

RedFormanFITA · 10-01-2014 06:02PM

Turn on:-

Upbeat, positive, full of life and wants to be all over you like a rash on Monday.

Turn off:-

The opposite of everything in the above sentence on Tuesday.... explain please.

seenitall · 10-01-2014 06:07PM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Turn on:-

Upbeat, positive, full of life and wants to be all over you like a rash on Monday.

Turn off:-

The opposite of everything in the above sentence on Tuesday.... explain please.

Flaky? Bipolar? Split personality?

strobe · 10-01-2014 06:10PM

seenitall wrote: »

Flaky? Bipolar? Split personality?

Female.

Oh that's right, I went there! :eek:

Nah... nah, I didn't really go there.

...I'm so drunk.

seenitall · 10-01-2014 06:19PM

strobe wrote: »

Female.

Oh that's right, I went there! :eek:

Nah... nah, I didn't really go there.

...I'm so drunk.

Of course you're drunk, deary

I couldn't possibly see my way into forgiving you for that vicious slur on all womankind otherwise!

10-01-2014 09:32PM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Turn on:-

Upbeat, positive, full of life and wants to be all over you like a rash on Monday.

Turn off:-

The opposite of everything in the above sentence on Tuesday.... explain please.

It's not me, it's you :P

SamAK · 10-01-2014 09:37PM

Turn offs?

Fake tans, tipperary accepts, big hoopy earrings, Paul's Boutique jackets, passion killers(babies), heavy drinkers, high heels....I could go on and on.

Turn ons?

Patricia Arquette in 'True Romance'. That is all.

Ciderswigger · 10-01-2014 09:40PM

SamAK wrote: »

Turn offs? tipperary accepts

:mad::mad::mad::(

Muise... · 10-01-2014 09:41PM

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Turn on:-

Upbeat, positive, full of life and wants to be all over you like a rash on Monday.

Turn off:-

The opposite of everything in the above sentence on Tuesday.... explain please.

Explanation: it is logical that you should dislike the opposite of what you like.

Hope that helps.

Czarcasm · 10-01-2014 09:55PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Hmmmm, does anybody get a little turned on if a man/woman is a little angry?

Just curious?

And to spice things up, what would you like a man/woman to ask you to do to them?

1) Yes, a little. Not in a masochistic sense, just an odd one.

2) Tease

I was struggling to understand your post there for a minute GG

1. I get fiercely turned on when a girl is angry, passionate, like letting a tiger out of a cage, great fun!

2. There's a pretty long list

GalwayGuy2 · 10-01-2014 10:02PM

I was struggling to understand your post there for a minute GG

1. I get fiercely turned on when a girl is angry, passionate, like letting a tiger out of a cage, great fun!

2. There's a pretty long list

I got a little embarrassed and deleted my post.

Thankfully I'm not the only one.

Mint Aero · 10-01-2014 10:06PM

Turn offs. Overweight, smokers, tattoos. Yeeeeeeuck.

Mariasofia · 10-01-2014 10:09PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

I got a little embarrassed and deleted my post.

Thankfully I'm not the only one.

Wondering what happened when I went to quote!
Can be a big turn on having the ability to tease someone out of a bad mood.....kinda like - He's a little upset about something but soon Ill have him eating out of my hand

(cornetto ad I think) :-D

SamAK · 10-01-2014 10:17PM

Ciderswigger wrote: »

:mad::mad::mad::(

I'm sorry, but it's just an opinion!

ivytwine · 10-01-2014 10:18PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

I got a little embarrassed and deleted my post.

Thankfully I'm not the only one.

Making up after, eh? eh?

I like kind of... assertiveness? Not anger per say but kind of knowing what they want and going for it?

I've always been drawn to Americans for that reason

ALSO EDIT: It doesn't seem to be up on YouTube yet, so I can't link it, but the new McDonald's ad with the guy thinking Podcast is a band will be familiar to many of us

10-01-2014 10:18PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

I got a little embarrassed and deleted my post.

Thankfully I'm not the only one.

I can undelete it if you like

SamAK · 10-01-2014 10:19PM

I like my women how I like my glasses..

Sitting on my face.

ivytwine · 10-01-2014 10:21PM

SamAK wrote: »

tipperary accepts.

It's a welcoming place alright :P

Phill Ewinn · 10-01-2014 10:22PM

Women - great bunch of lads.

Czarcasm · 10-01-2014 10:27PM

Turn on: Lights on (Dimmed, so the baby oil shimmer doesn't dazzle the eyeballs and you can't see a thing)

Turn off: Lights off (Can't see a damn thing!

)

GalwayGuy2 · 10-01-2014 10:30PM

I can undelete it if you like

Assertive...I like it

Meh, it's quoted in Czarchams so it's grand. You can if you want.

I like kind of... assertiveness? Not anger per say but kind of knowing what they want and going for it?

Hmmm, probably in the same realm to be honest.

I think it's a guys version of 'Not entirely sure whats going on in this convo. Hope they shove me against a wall and, con sensually, ravish me.'

Muise... · 10-01-2014 10:31PM

SamAK wrote: »

I like my women how I like my glasses..

Sitting on my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw

ivytwine · 10-01-2014 10:33PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Assertive...I like it

Meh, it's quoted in Czarchams so it's grand. You can if you want.

Hmmm, probably in the same realm to be honest.

I think it's a guys version of 'Not entirely sure whats going on in this convo. Hope they shove me against a wall and, con sensually, ravish me.'

Well I'm a girl.... I think it's a bit of a power play thing really!

siblers · 10-01-2014 10:38PM

For me when you can talk to a girl in a pub etc and it doesn't end up being like an interview (what do you do, where you from etc) but you can't just have a cheeky conversation with some banter etc. Girls who don't take themselves seriously if a big plus for me.

Ciderswigger · 10-01-2014 10:43PM

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

'Not entirely sure whats going on in this convo. Hope they shove me against a wall and, con sensually, ravish me.'

That's my best move!

Ok, I suppose its about time I voiced my own pros and cons considering I've lurked so much.

Likes
-Taller than me
-Makes me laugh
-Strong jaw line with a great smile
-Dark hair. Blondes just don't float my boat.
-As big of a flirt as I am

Dislikes
-Smoker
-Someone who slags off other people in an effort to be funny.
-I'm a townie (yes, there are towns in Tipperary) so I can't be dealing with a true culchie going on about bringing in the sheep and tractors and all that jazz.
-Someone who takes themselves too seriously.
-Creepy eyebrows...

Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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