The things you do when your drunk

hells angels · 01-05-2003 03:12PM #1

I was just wondering what the worst thing you can remember doin or bein told you done when you were out of your skull Drunk???

Nothing much has happened to me i dont think. other then the odd falling on my arse...But a mate of mine was in the Oasis in monaghan a while back and he was as full a two shucks and he wandered of to the jacks...that was grand till he arrived back with his lad hangin out of his jean's...i mean in full veiw of EVERYONE it was the funnist thing i ever seen. We tried tellin him that he his solider on on parade but his was to pissed to understand...then he went and fell asleep with the leg's spread and.....Well im sure you can picture the rest so i'll let you..O ya we sent him home like that and the girls got a few photo's too...

Anyway see if anyone can top that...and i want the truth not some made up bullmuck...;)

commuterised · 01-05-2003 03:22PM

the worst thing I can remember doing when drunk is attempting to woo a fella with my karaoke rendition of I will survive. I was so drunk I made a complete a*se of myself. I think I tried some sexy dance at the same time too. *shudder*

BLITZ_Molloy · 01-05-2003 03:33PM

The UL Rag Week Steel Stomach competition.

In my advanced stage of inebriation I failed to notice the camera man. Pictures of me getting sick into a dustbin were sent to every inbox on the college network.

http://pervenche1.free.fr/Page%20IRON%20STOMACH%20CONTEST0.html (guy in blue tee-shirt)

Wolf · 01-05-2003 03:52PM

OH boy where to start. I rekon one of the best was the time I was knocked down. Like properly like you see in the movies where the person goes over the car. I got up gave im the fingers and walk to 5 minis of my house and got a taxi home.

Woke up the next morning and tried to stand and crumpled into a heap. Knee size of a ballon.

not nice.

hells angels · 01-05-2003 03:53PM

cool but but kinda nausiating..

thats the sorta stuff i wanna hear keep 'em coming!!!:D

mooman_00 · 01-05-2003 04:02PM

absolutely banannas one new years nite/st. stephens nite (im not sure which) at a mates house was found on my own outside, in front of the garage, cycling around in circles, on a bike thats the size of a small dog(belonged to his younger sister) that had two flat tyres. I was completely oblivious to everyone standing and watching me doin my thing and was most likely there for hours..........

daveg · 01-05-2003 04:04PM

Originally posted by hells angels
But a mate of mine was in the Oasis in monaghan a while back and he was as full a two shucks and he wandered of to the jacks...that was grand till he arrived back with his lad hangin out of his jean's...i mean in full veiw of EVERYONE it was the funnist thing i ever seen. We tried tellin him that he his solider on on parade but his was to pissed to understand...then he went and fell asleep with the leg's spread and.....Well im sure you can picture the rest so i'll let you..O ya we sent him home like that and the girls got a few photo's too...

I nealry pissed myself laughing when I read that. Top class

Nothing bad/stupid ever happened to me (that I can remember) but I could tell you a few stories about Patch69 a bottle of grants whiskey, a squad car and a raw egg

patch · 01-05-2003 04:06PM

I think it was my 18th birthday. 3 of us drank a bottle of grants whiskey- in shots-all gone in about twenty mins.
Next thing I remember is trying to get into a nightclub. decided to walk up town once refused. I was walking in such a state that a squad car pulled over and asked me to get in!!!!! Which I did, happily. My mates got be back out and carried me to my flat. Woke up Later, still locked, went with the lads to a party.
Couldnt understand why a girl I had been with Was just talking and nothing more...... turned out (next day) that the contents of my stomach were all down my front throughout proceedings!!!

I haven't drank whiskey since........

patch · 01-05-2003 04:10PM

Christ!!!!!!!!!!!! ya, that cvnt daveg was one of my so called 'mates':D

Wolf · 01-05-2003 04:10PM

Jump 20 foot down into the Lagan (Belfasts Liffy) in Belfast New Year 2000.

daveg · 01-05-2003 04:10PM

LMFAO - what are the chances !!!

but I could tell you a few stories about Patch69 a bottle of grants whiskey, a squad car and a raw egg

I think it was my 18th birthday. 3 of us drank a bottle of grants whiskey- in shots-all gone in about twenty mins.
Next thing I remember is trying to get into a nightclub. decided to walk up town once refused. I was walking in such a state that a squad car pulled over and asked me to get in!!!!! Which I did, happily. My mates got be back out and carried me to my flat. Woke up Later, still locked, went with the lads to a party.
Couldnt understand why a girl I had been with Was just talking and nothing more...... turned out (next day) that the contents of my stomach were all down my front throughout proceedings!!!

I haven't drank whiskey since........

daveg · 01-05-2003 04:13PM

Originally posted by patch69
Christ!!!!!!!!!!!! ya, that cvnt daveg was one of my so called 'mates':D

I couldn't believe it. The Garda says "you.ve had too much to drink son... common a night in the cells for you my boy". Pat says no problem (thinking taxi home). We had to haul him out and promise the garda we would bring him straight home to his bed.

Sev · 01-05-2003 05:00PM

Where does the egg come into it then?

Nemici · 01-05-2003 05:06PM

Had one too many ales and came out of the boozer and was waiting for a few others to follow.

Went to lean my back on a bus shelter and there was a metal panel missing, I fell straight through and my head hit the kerb and had to get 4 stitches in the noggin.

damn booze

Wolf · 01-05-2003 05:14PM

Needed to go to the bath room one nite. Was in bed so just sat up turned let her rip and lay back down. Big wet patch in the carpet the next morning.

Also it tike me months before I remembered that I did it and so I was wondering for ages about that wet patch.

Also really pissed at a party one night scored this girl from work that had a boy friend, then scored this girl and her boy friend was AT the party and then scored this girl and her HUSBAND was at the party. Didnt remember any of that till much later as well thought that I was with no one

patch · 01-05-2003 05:16PM

Originally posted by Sev
Where does the egg come into it then?

Well you see, The third guy had a great idea: ' why dont we eat some raw eggs!! -this will line our stomachs, and so stop us getting stupidly drunk!! ' .-muppet.

We were worse for doing it. Anyways, they both puked up as a result. I didn't. Hence I was totally fried whilst they retained the wits to mock me
:mad:

Wolf · 01-05-2003 05:25PM

LOL Idiot.

Raw eggs before drink. LOL

what were you thinking ROFL

patch · 01-05-2003 05:29PM

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
LOL Idiot.

Raw eggs before drink. LOL

what were you thinking ROFL

Well, in my defence, we actually swallowed the eggs AFTER the whiskey....... most likely we were locked by this time!!!:o

Wolf · 01-05-2003 05:50PM

ROFL whisky then the eggs LOL

thats even worse.

OMG! LOL

thebomber · 01-05-2003 05:57PM

throw each other up against the shutters of shops.....
its fun
make a really loud noise too

ferdi · 01-05-2003 06:47PM

"hooking up with people you shouldnt" - a big problem
also falling down stairs, the usual

The Gopher · 01-05-2003 07:26PM

I fell head first out of a bus last christmas when disembarking after too much vodka-and that was at the start of the night

Too drunk to feel the pain.Unfortunately I fell out in full view of doormen and gardai and wasnt allowed into the club for about 2 1/2 hours(I hung around seeing as all my mates had went in).

UK Wolf-was it a suicide attempt?Its just I would probably get locked off my head if push came to shove and I had to end it so as not to feel pain and not have the sense to turn back.

Im a happy guy:)

But i rarely get totally twisted like that-it isnt worth how you feel the next morning,being woken up in a cold sweat after dreaming that your feet tried to eat you.Or some other freaky drunk dream you get.

banquo · 01-05-2003 07:42PM

one of my freinds isn't speaking to me because i got locked at about 2 in ther afternoon and clogged up TWO of his toilets with my drunken puke.

and all while i was supposed to be in school.

another time, while attending a lvc music seminar in Galway, we got LOCKED at about 4, and one of us had this GREAT idea: let's go for a jog! BUT, between the 4 of us, we could not unlock the fronbt door of the hostel.

and then one guy met some girl like 8 years his senior.
twas mad.

thedrowner · 01-05-2003 07:44PM

eh...drink makes my very uninhibited. and im not the inhibited when im sober. i've been told i've flashed people for drinks before.

also singing christina aguilaera songs at random strangers before having a conversation about the word peni (plural of penis) which should be used more often.

Silverfish · 01-05-2003 07:59PM

Originally posted by thedrowner
eh...drink makes my very uninhibited. and im not the inhibited when im sober. i've been told i've flashed people for drinks before.

also singing christina aguilaera songs at random strangers before having a conversation about the word peni (plural of penis) which should be used more often.

Hey!! I never got to participate in a penii conversation with you, Drowner lady.

Me, I just usually end up setting off the alarm in the house. Every night. Without fail.
And then forgetting I can't smoke inside the house, and setting off the fire alarm.
Sometimes, I remember something I need from my car, and set off the car alarm.

If up and awake, so is everybody else.

(Then I normally have to explain the random fat guy I've brought home, hehehe)

DerekD Goldfish · 01-05-2003 08:06PM

Back in the day when I was 16(makes it sound like decades ago when its only 3 years) I had a few cans of strongbow after a pats game and was completly locked after nearly choking on a chip and my mate haveing to preform the himlick manover I decided I needed to go for a piss there was a parked taxi down the lane I was drinking and you guess what happend next all over the bonnet I can only imagine what would have happend if the driver had came back.

The Sweeper · 01-05-2003 08:16PM

I am told I am responsible for leading a naked streak of some 10 people around a clubhouse.

I deny it completely.

Wolf · 01-05-2003 08:22PM

Originally posted by The Gopher
UK Wolf-was it a suicide attempt?Its just I would probably get locked off my head if push came to shove and I had to end it so as not to feel pain and not have the sense to turn back.

Are you reffering to the time I jumped into the lagan or the car. The car incident happen after 15 double blue after shocks. My mates were carring me and I just sudden went I can walk and pushed off straight out in front of a car.

The lagan was I had most of 24 foster and a bottle of after shock (over the course of a day mind you). After all it was new years 2000. I decided that someone needed to liven this sh1t up! So i said Id jump in for £20 and everyone said yeah right ill go for that........off with the boots and jacket and away we go.

Some people were annoyed with me and some thought it was funny. After I got out I managed to pull as well as get my £20. Good nite that

:D:ninja:

seamus · 01-05-2003 08:35PM

Originally posted by thedrowner
eh...drink makes my very uninhibited. and im not the inhibited when im sober. i've been told i've flashed people for drinks before.

Originally posted by Silverfish
(Then I normally have to explain the random fat guy I've brought home, hehehe)

So, ahem, we'll be seeing you two lovely ladies at the boards beer then?

(Unless, of course, Silverfish is male, in which case you're welcome to come, but it won't make much odds to me

)

Oh yeah, my drunkenness has been pretty tame, anything mad we've done I can't remember at this point. Most memorable was setting out from Shankill at 2am (on foot) and arriving in Ranelagh 5 hours later, after consuming a bottle of whiskey, a bottle of tequila and two bottle of schnapps between 3 of us. It was a Millenium eve party, so there were no taxis. We were supposed to stay the night, but the girl's dad came home and saw the damage done to his expensive house by a pack of gob****es who weren't invited, and duly fecked everyone out.

Interesting walk home.

Crucifix · 01-05-2003 09:59PM

I've not done anything to bad, but one time I went to take a piss, and just as I got going I heard a ****ing siren heading towards me. And once I had start I couldn't stop, and i was there trying to strangle the poor fella so I could run off. Turned out to be a fire truck, so I got to finish the job before I burst.
And one time I was staying at a friends house with a few guys, and one fella had had 8 beers, 10 shots of vodka, and 2 shots of zivinia (and he was only 16 at the time). So we helped him up to the room we were staying in, and left him there. Then when we came up to the bedroom several hours later, the bed was wet and he was asleep on the floor, wearing only the occupants little sisters jeans, with everything thrown from his bag and as much of his legs as possible in the bag, presumubly he thought it was he's sleeping bag. When we woke him, he had no ****ing idea what had happened.
That's the best of my stories, and funnily enough both urine related.

hellview · 02-05-2003 12:04AM

one time over at a friends and took it upon myself to get as much into me as i possibly could, dont remember a thing but a few things i was told about

I began puking into the tiolet and proceeded to give running commentery on how the puke looked and how it tasted etc

while puking i took a tiolet brush and tried cleaning the tiolet, there were no results, just a bigger mess

began copying some jackass stunts and put a muscle tenser on my ass, also stapled myself many times

for my finale before passing out from too much in me, i decleared i was a rock star and threw everything i could find all over the room and left and went asleep in a bed somewhere

when i came to i didnt remember a thing and had many people screaming at me to clean up the mess i made

The things you do when your drunk

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