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Irish men 5th best lovers in the world!!

  • 30-12-2013 10:45AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭


    Fair play, fellers! Irish men 5th best lovers in the world! My opinion? Oh ho ho, wouldn't that be telling! ;);) *winky winky*
    A poll of 15,000 women that rated the world's best and worst lovers found that German men topped the worst list because they were deemed "too smelly," the Telegraph reported.


    The Germans were followed closely by the English, who were considered "too lazy," while the Swedes, who came in third, were accused of being "too quick to finish."


    On the other end of the spectrum, Latin countries topped the "best lover" list, with Spain at number one, followed by Brazil, Italy and France, reported the Daily Mail.







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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,205 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Get in.........literally


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 120 ✭✭Chefrio


    Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

    Where do the best female lovers come from?


  • Site Banned Posts: 91 ✭✭batman88


    I would cum after 10 seconds with those Swedish women so can't blame the men there for that. Unbelievable JEFF!


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All about the angle of the shaft.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Load of bollocks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Zey must haf intahviewed my ex-wahf.


  • Site Banned Posts: 263 ✭✭Rabelais


    Nothing says, "skilled lover" like the smell of Guinness and kebab sauce off your breath. Women just know they are in for a night of unbridled passion once they get a hint of those exotic and erotic odours off you.

    Surprised we didn't rank higher to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Brego888


    Viagra. That's the trick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    Load of bollocks

    that anger can't be good for you.
    You know what will solve that...a good rid....oh i see :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    The poll was carried out by www.OnePoll.com and asked women from 20 countries to rate men from different countries based on their ability in bed.

    Jesus the women who were asked must be right sluts...fair play to them.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 91 ✭✭batman88


    I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    batman88 wrote: »
    I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

    Generalise much? :confused::D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    batman88 wrote: »
    I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.


    That would be what?

    40 inches?


  • Site Banned Posts: 91 ✭✭batman88


    That would be what?

    40 inches?

    No thats opposite corners, im talking about length so smaller than 40 inches


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    You gotta love science.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 876 ✭✭✭RiverOfLove


    This will feed many a massive ego.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Generalise much? :confused::D

    Er, It's a thread about millions of men being the same in bed by dint of being from the same country. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 876 ✭✭✭RiverOfLove


    that anger can't be good for you.
    You know what will solve that...a good rid....oh i see :pac:

    I've never picked up a tone of anger from Sunflower's post. She's calling it as it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    batman88 wrote: »
    I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

    "Too rough".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Chefrio wrote: »
    Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

    Where do the best female lovers come from?


    Yeah, lists never feature women. I suppose it's our job to lie passively and have love made to us?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I suppose it's our job to lie passively and have love made to us?
    You must haf talked to my ex-wahf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

    Where do the best female lovers come from?

    It does seem to be 'man pleasure woman' rather than 'woman pleasure man'.

    Even the complaints about pornography seem to centre around the schema of 'man plesuring woman/man is dominant' and 'woman is pleasured/woman is submissive'.

    On the study...yeah, I don't believe it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    COURSE it's a load of me hole but sure...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    I've never picked up a tone of anger from Sunflower's post. She's calling it as it is.

    You are correct,

    i was only joking considering the topic being a light hearted one of irrelevance really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Reads more like a stereotype of nations.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Reads more like a stereotype of nations.


    Yep. Obviously the Latins feature on top there. Slept with an Italian man once and all he did was look at himself in the mirror during the act. Good times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I'd like to see some sort of opinion being given please.

    Ho ho winky winky doesn't cut it for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    I'd like to see some sort of opinion being given please.

    Ho ho winky winky doesn't cut it for me.


    Having not slept with a substantial amount of men from all nationalities on the list, I can't say. :) And I guess it's the same for most, if not all, women questioned, so it's a load of arse. That's my opinion.

    What do you think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Having not slept with a substantial amount of men from all nationalities on the list, I can't say. :) And I guess it's the same for most, if not all, women questioned, so it's a load of arse. That's my opinion.

    What do you think?

    I haven't slept with many men.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,099 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    Lies. From a few years reading opinions of boards users I have learned the rough truth that despite any evidence, statistics or experience pointing to the contrary, Irish people are the worst at everything and anything imaginable.


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