Irish men 5th best lovers in the world!!

Legs.Eleven

Fair play, fellers! Irish men 5th best lovers in the world! My opinion? Oh ho ho, wouldn't that be telling! ;) *winky winky*

A poll of 15,000 women that rated the world's best and worst lovers found that German men topped the worst list because they were deemed "too smelly," the Telegraph reported.


The Germans were followed closely by the English, who were considered "too lazy," while the Swedes, who came in third, were accused of being "too quick to finish."


On the other end of the spectrum, Latin countries topped the "best lover" list, with Spain at number one, followed by Brazil, Italy and France, reported the Daily Mail.

mfceiling

Get in.........literally

Chefrio

Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

Where do the best female lovers come from?

batman88

I would cum after 10 seconds with those Swedish women so can't blame the men there for that. Unbelievable JEFF!

All about the angle of the shaft.

sunflower27

Load of bollocks

osarusan

Zey must haf intahviewed my ex-wahf.

Rabelais

Nothing says, "skilled lover" like the smell of Guinness and kebab sauce off your breath. Women just know they are in for a night of unbridled passion once they get a hint of those exotic and erotic odours off you.

Surprised we didn't rank higher to be honest.

Brego888

Viagra. That's the trick.

cletus van damme

sunflower27 wrote: »

Load of bollocks

that anger can't be good for you.
You know what will solve that...a good rid....oh i see :pac:

Talib Fiasco

The poll was carried out by www.OnePoll.com and asked women from 20 countries to rate men from different countries based on their ability in bed.

Jesus the women who were asked must be right sluts...fair play to them.

batman88

I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

howamidifferent

batman88 wrote: »

I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

Generalise much?

Sunglasses Ron

batman88 wrote: »

I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

That would be what?

40 inches?

batman88

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

That would be what?

40 inches?

No thats opposite corners, im talking about length so smaller than 40 inches

anncoates

You gotta love science.

RiverOfLove

This will feed many a massive ego.

anncoates

howamidifferent wrote: »

Generalise much?

Er, It's a thread about millions of men being the same in bed by dint of being from the same country.

RiverOfLove

cletus van damme wrote: »

that anger can't be good for you.
You know what will solve that...a good rid....oh i see :pac:

I've never picked up a tone of anger from Sunflower's post. She's calling it as it is.

AndonHandon

batman88 wrote: »

I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

"Too rough".

Legs.Eleven

Chefrio wrote: »

Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

Where do the best female lovers come from?

Yeah, lists never feature women. I suppose it's our job to lie passively and have love made to us?

osarusan

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I suppose it's our job to lie passively and have love made to us?

You must haf talked to my ex-wahf.

GalwayGuy2

Is my memory failing me or are these "best lover" lists always about men?

Where do the best female lovers come from?

It does seem to be 'man pleasure woman' rather than 'woman pleasure man'.

Even the complaints about pornography seem to centre around the schema of 'man plesuring woman/man is dominant' and 'woman is pleasured/woman is submissive'.

On the study...yeah, I don't believe it.

Legs.Eleven

COURSE it's a load of me hole but sure...

cletus van damme

RiverOfLove wrote: »

I've never picked up a tone of anger from Sunflower's post. She's calling it as it is.

You are correct,

i was only joking considering the topic being a light hearted one of irrelevance really.

Mint Aero

Reads more like a stereotype of nations.

Legs.Eleven

Mint Aero wrote: »

Reads more like a stereotype of nations.

Yep. Obviously the Latins feature on top there. Slept with an Italian man once and all he did was look at himself in the mirror during the act. Good times.

Super-Rush

I'd like to see some sort of opinion being given please.

Ho ho winky winky doesn't cut it for me.

Legs.Eleven

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'd like to see some sort of opinion being given please.

Ho ho winky winky doesn't cut it for me.

Having not slept with a substantial amount of men from all nationalities on the list, I can't say. And I guess it's the same for most, if not all, women questioned, so it's a load of arse. That's my opinion.

What do you think?

Super-Rush

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Having not slept with a substantial amount of men from all nationalities on the list, I can't say. And I guess it's the same for most, if not all, women questioned, so it's a load of arse. That's my opinion.

What do you think?

I haven't slept with many men.

CrabRevolution

Lies. From a few years reading opinions of boards users I have learned the rough truth that despite any evidence, statistics or experience pointing to the contrary, Irish people are the worst at everything and anything imaginable.

WilyCoyote

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Yep. Obviously the Latins feature on top there. Slept with an Italian man once and all he did was look at himself in the mirror during the act. Good times.

How did you know? Unless you were looking in the same mirror?

Lets hear it for Legs, boys!

MRnotlob606

irish women voted best dyed hair slags

biko

The poll asked women from 20 countries.

Looking at the country list they seem to have left out the majority of mankind and aimed solely at first world countries.

Sure they are the only ones that count anyway...

Rented Mule

batman88 wrote: »

I'm surprised there is not more black countries and all that. Their Ding a lings are the size a 40 Inch TV.

That's really not that wide when you think about it.

Muise...

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Yeah, lists never feature women. I suppose it's our job to lie passively and have love made to us?

No, silly, we have to study endless magazine articles and never even dream of asking a man what he likes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU

Femme_Fatale

What is the obsession with the OP giving their opinion on every thread? Sometimes it's necessary, sometimes it isn't. It really is one of those things people seem to get bothered by just for the sake of it.

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

It does seem to be 'man pleasure woman' rather than 'woman pleasure man'.

Ah well, horrible hardcore porn balances all that out.

GalwayGuy2

Ah well, horrible hardcore porn balances all that out.

Hmmm, not entirely sure what you mean by that comment?

Femme_Fatale

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Hmmm, not entirely sure what you mean by that comment?

All about woman pleasuring man.

GalwayGuy2

All about woman pleasuring man.

Strangely, pornography's closer to erotica than people think.

Don't get me wrong, pornography is mostly aimed at men, and the woman is doing things that would please men.

But, the things that the women are doing is shown to give the woman pleasure. Most of the complaints about pornography is women don't orgasm from fellatio or instant anal.

I've read erotic stories that had a man gain pleasure out of delaying a woman's orgasm, teasing a woman's orgasm, doing things in which the woman had sexual and the man could not have had sexual pleasure.

The men pleasing women was more equal parts flippant and critique of anti-pornography. It didn't really cover pornography itself.

EDIT: Also, I was talking about what's being portrayed rather than the fact that living people are doing the patrayol, because the pornography debate is focusing on whats being portrayed.

Corkbah

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

What is the obsession with the OP giving their opinion on every thread? Sometimes it's necessary, sometimes it isn't. It really is one of those things people seem to get bothered by just for the sake of it.

Ah well, horrible hardcore porn balances all that out.

is it not important to get an understanding of what the OP thinks on the topic they are asking opinions of ??

so people can agree/disagree … personally I hate people starting threads with …. look at this random thing I saw on the internet …discuss ??? …. and then the OP leaves the thread.

as regards Irish guys - we'd be up there with the English (yes … lazy !)… but probably more considerate.

of course the age groups/social status etc doesn't come into it for a poll :rollyeyes

Daqster

Good grief, Irish men are so lacking in confidence in this area, that we can't believe when research comes along and compliments us. Women of the world have rated us highly in the sphere of lovemaking and I say we damn well should be proud of that and more importantly, own it! We must be doing something right after all, eh? Darn tootin.

Pay no attention to the sneers, and the predictable jeering, as that is so obviousily coming from quarters that would prefer if Irish men continued to feel like they weren't worthy of such praise, that they remained in the dark about their sexual prowess. Well of course they would, as that way they could continue to throw us scraps when it suited them and have us beg, and be oh so greatful for whenever they did so too.

For too long Irish women have us eating out of their hands and feeling that we didn't deserve better and I say we stand up and say: 'No, you will not treat us like we are unworthy of sexual adoration for one moment longer'. We are Irish Men, sexual stallions of the world damn you and we won't be denied our God given right for our lady folk to acknowledge that'.

So get down on your knees and worship, crave and bloody well adore us, as things are gonna change from this day on. We get one more sniffle of under appreciation, or a sense that you think you are doing us a favour by giving us a go of your freckled covered cock clutcher, and we're gone. We're out of here. The game's up ladies, you've had your fun. If you don't want the skillful shifting, arse schlapping, love making that only an Irish man can give ya, so be it, as we now know there's women out there that will. Bring 'em on.

Femme_Fatale

The only sneer I see on this thread is from the Irish man who was going on about Irish men reeking of Guinness and kebab.
And the mandatory balancing out, angry remark:

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

irish women voted best dyed hair slags

Lots of Irish men are absolutely magnificent in bed. The whole Latin fiery thing wouldn't do it for me at all.

Legs.Eleven

Super-Rush wrote: »

I haven't slept with many men.

Well that's the end of that then.

Daqster

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

The only sneer I see on this thread is from the Irish man who was going on about Irish men reeking of Guinness and kebab.

He was joking, as was I.

LikeClockwork

It's rare enough to find someone good in bed in Ireland.

Legs.Eleven

Corkbah wrote: »

is it not important to get an understanding of what the OP thinks on the topic they are asking opinions of ??

so people can agree/disagree … personally I hate people starting threads with …. look at this random thing I saw on the internet …discuss ??? …. and then the OP leaves the thread.

as regards Irish guys - we'd be up there with the English (yes … lazy !)… but probably more considerate.

of course the age groups/social status etc doesn't come into it for a poll :rollyeyes

I've expressed my opinion on it throughout the thread. It kind of speaks for itself, in fairness. What kind of opinion are you looking for? Any questions will be answered if you're that interested in my sex life.

Frank Lee Midere

I've come into this thread to apologise. Without my execrable performances no doubt we might have made 4th or even the top three.

My sincere apologies.

Femme_Fatale

LikeClockwork wrote: »

It's rare enough to find someone good in bed in Ireland.

Not in my experience! A person has to know what they want too, and not rely on the other person to know the full score. Sometimes all that's needed to make things awesome is a bit of guidance.

Legs.Eleven

It has a lot to do with the chemistry you have with a person and it takes two to tango!

LikeClockwork

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Not in my experience! A person has to know what they want too, and not rely on the other person to know the full score. Sometimes all that's needed to make things awesome is a bit of guidance.

100% on the guidance thing but even with that it can be tough. A lot have the auld catholic guilt etc.