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Was Mary a virgin or a liar?

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  • #32
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Banneret wrote: »
    Would you like like to hangout in a live chat with cam/mic option?.

    For the low low price of 3.50?

    Yes please


  • #33
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    bellaminnie wrote: »
    Mary is not a Virginia a priests are
    Not eider they. Get none any way the correct way to. Spell none is nun

    Doge, is that you?


  • #34
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    bellaminnie wrote: »
    Mary is not a Virginia a priests are
    Not eider they. Get none any way the correct way to. Spell none is nun
    Spell check not working too well here.


  • #35
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Spell check not working too well here.

    Nah man. Working fine for me.


  • #36
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    Use Safari, it has a AUTO CORRECT CHECK SPELLER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • #37
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Banneret wrote: »
    Use Safari, it has a AUTO CORRECT CHECK SPELLER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Can you auto correct to type in colour black too? :rolleyes:


  • #38
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Banneret wrote: »
    Use Safari, it has a AUTO CORRECT CHECK SPELLER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What about grammar checker? vis a vis "a AUTO" my dear Pluckertuctin.


  • #39
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Can you auto correct to type in colour black too? :rolleyes:
    YES I CAN THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!!


  • #40
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Now I understand what they mean by off topic now.
    Thanks.


  • #41
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    What about grammar checker? vis a vis "a AUTO" my dear Pluckertuctin.
    Mint, I wrote something for you;

    A special world for you and me
    A special bond one cannot see
    It wraps us up in its cocoon
    And holds us fiercely in its womb.

    Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
    Gently nestling us to the fold
    Like silken thread it holds us fast
    Bonds like this are meant to last.

    And though at times a thread may break
    A new one forms in its wake
    To bind us closer and keep us strong
    In a special world, where we belong.

    Your talent is God's gift to you.
    What you do with it is your gift back to God.


    Mint, you are my rose, my flame. You said the correct words, I love you.


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  • #42
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I love you too. And i'm clean so bareback yeah?


  • #43
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I love you too. And i'm clean so bareback yeah?
    Yes my love


  • #44
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Got mistranslated.

    Got misunderstood.

    Got a **** load of attention.


  • #45
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    You can change the code by pressing # twice then 1 2 3 4.

    Then press 2 5 8 0 to reset the keypad.

    Now enter your new four digit code followed by # twice and bingo you're done.

    Just as an aside. How do you get three old virgins to say FUCK FUCK FUCK?
    Get a fourth one to shout BINGO!


  • #46
    anotherposter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭anotherposter


    Mary went to a sperm donor clinic... everyone knows that


  • #47
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    There's a theory among theologians that she was raped.

    Joseph was apparently a decent skin who agreed to marry her to protect her, as being pregnant and unmarried would have meant punishment/death for her.

    She was only about 12/13 too.

    2,000+ years on and that sh1t is still going on in some hardline muslim societies.


  • #48
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Similarly, does Muhammad's consummation of his marriage with his 9 year old bride make him a paedo or a liar?


  • #49
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    She was only about 12/13 too..

    But that was custom, it was practiced all over the world and in the US as example, in Frontier Country it was legal to wed a 12 year old whereas it was not legal in the Eastern Part of the country and that law was only repealed during the 1960s I believe.

    At one time I believed that Mary had been artificially inseminated by the angel and her story is remarkably like modern alien abduction stories today. However as all these stories, including the crusification were made up and altered to suit the contemporary needs of the ruling catholic church I no longer believe in the virgin birth, and when we consider the society she lived in, it would have been a duty, rather than romance to marry.

    She most likely had a large dowry or inheritance that Joseph would own as was the custom of the times.


  • #50
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Not the forum for this.


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