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Was Mary a virgin or a liar?

  • 30-12-2013 03:02AM
    #1
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭


    How many people/what percentage believe that Mary was untouched by man?

    Did she really shame Joseph or is there a possibility of ghostly rumblings under the sheets while he slept?

    I hope AH can put this one to sleep for once and for all.


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  • #2
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    How many people/what percentage believe that Mary was untouched by man?

    Did she really shame Joseph or is there a possibility of ghostly rumblings under the sheets while he slept?

    I hope AH can put this one to sleep for once and for all.
    Go to sleep your drunk.


  • #3
    ItAintMeBabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 532 ✭✭✭ItAintMeBabe


    Mary just wanted a lil lovin and it backfired, if it happened now a days she'd prob shack up with Joey, say she was single and get a free house off the government!


  • #4
    Blatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    Not sure how true it is, but heard before that the idea Mary was a virgin came from some sort of mistranslation. Sounds quite likely!


  • #5
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Its all one big game of Chinese whispers.


  • #6
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Go to sleep your drunk.
    You should not be so harsh, he was not offensive in any way and was only trying to spark up a fun and engaging conversation.

    It is the internet boards and having a fantasy thread can be a lot of fun, it is the internet so try to enjoy yourself. If you just don't like the topic then move on.


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  • #7
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    She was a little lamb!


  • #8
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Went to a Nativity play out in the Tallaght Civic Theatre there last week and there was this gorgeous looking girl of around 17 I'd say, playing Mary.

    She was was an absolutely excellent actress. I mean, a 17 year old virgin from Tallaght?


  • #9
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Is it possible she was neither? And the story of a virgin birth didn't appear till after she was gone?


  • #10
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    She must have at least been fingered behind a skip. (or a wicker receptacle)


  • #11
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Daqster wrote: »

    She was was an absolutely excellent actress. I mean, a 12 year old virgin from Tallaght?
    FYP


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  • #12
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    all we know for sure that the conception was 'immaculate'.


  • #13
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Banneret wrote: »
    You should not be so harsh, he was not offensive in any way and was only trying to spark up a conversation.

    It is the internet boards and having a fantasy thread can be a lot of fun, it is the internet so try to enjoy yourself. If you just don't like the topic then move on.

    Hahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahahaha

    Are you imaging to be a mod?


  • #14
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    lkionm wrote: »
    Hahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahahaha

    Are you imaging to be a mod?
    Hi there,

    I have 100% no interest to be a mod, but like in general, if we talk and think about it, if you want to spark up a real thread then go feel to do so, but the amount of bogus threads on the forum can be awful too such as looks and all this crap, but that's cool too.

    Anyway, the internet is filled with continuous content, AND LISTEN TO THIS; boards.ie would be the LEADING (1ST) English spoken forum (amount of posts,users and activity).

    So enjoy the forum, fantasy and these types of threads can be a lot of fun and interesting.

    edit:
    Someone posted on reddit's ireland section a link to advertises, a fake sale: http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/1-irish-foot-for-sale/4491403
    we all may come to the internet to discuss a range of topics, and having some fun can be great for your morals and general spirit.


  • #15
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Banneret wrote: »
    You should not be so harsh, he was not offensive in any way and was only trying to spark up a fun and engaging conversation.

    It is the internet boards and having a fantasy thread can be a lot of fun, it is the internet so try to enjoy yourself. If you just don't like the topic then move on.

    Well said Mary


  • #16
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    *6 year old Mint Aero at nativity play*

    Mint Aero: Teacher? What's a Virgin Mary?
    Teacher: How dare you?! Stand in the corner!!

    *2 hrs later*

    Teacher: Let that be a lesson t'ya, ya little pup ya.
    Mint Aero: :confused:

    *Some years later watching the Xfiles* (virgin sacrifice)

    Mint Aero: Ma, what's a virgin?
    Ma: Your Da will tell you when you're older.
    Mint Aero: :confused:

    Years later...

    Mint Aero's Da: Son, you know it's ok to get excited by women?
    Mint Aero: You're about 8 years too late with this conversation Da :L

    True Story.

    Moral of the story. Explain what virgins are to kids at communion if you're going to feed sh*te to them.

    I actually thought Virgins were something people would slit you open for if you were one...and I didn't know if I was one or not for years. Thank you xfiles and religion :)


  • #17
    jantheman91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭jantheman91


    You'd have to exist to be one or the other :)


  • #18
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Blatter wrote: »
    Not sure how true it is, but heard before that the idea Mary was a virgin came from some sort of mistranslation. Sounds quite likely!

    A lot of it is very much open to interpretation.


  • #19
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Banneret wrote: »
    Hi there,

    I have 100% no interest to be a mod, but like in general, if we talk and think about it, if you want to spark up a real thread then go feel to do so, but the amount of bogus threads on the forum can be awful too such as looks and all this crap, but that's cool too.

    Anyway, the internet is filled with continuous content, AND LISTEN TO THIS; boards.ie would be the LEADING (1ST) English spoken forum (amount of posts,users and activity).

    So enjoy the forum, fantasy and these types of threads can be a lot of fun and interesting.

    edit:
    Someone posted on reddit's ireland section a link to advertises, a fake sale: http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/1-irish-foot-for-sale/4491403
    we all may come to the internet to discuss a range of topics, and having some fun can be great for your morals and general spirit.


    Good morning sir.

    Could you per chance enlighten me as to what a real thread is?

    I found one on my pants tonight?

    Is that like a metaphor for the threads that trail off topic at 2.40 in the night time?


  • #20
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    lkionm wrote: »
    Good morning sir.

    Could you per chance enlighten me as to what a real thread is?

    I found one on my pants tonight?

    Is that like a metaphor for the threads that trail off topic at 2.40 in the night time?

    If I have confused you then I will formulate my words in another way, what I'm saying is how some may be fantasy threads, and that is a real possibly.


  • #21
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Banneret wrote: »
    If I have confused you then I will formulate my words in another way, what I'm saying is how some may be fantasy threads, and that is a real possibly.

    So way you are telling me is that this thread dosent exist? So it's not a real thread.


    Maybe you could posibly lock this thread?


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  • #22
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    lkionm wrote: »
    So way you are telling me is that this thread dosent exist? So it's not a real thread.


    Maybe you could posibly lock this thread?
    :rolleyes:


  • #23
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    lkionm wrote: »
    So way you are telling me is that this thread dosent exist? So it's not a real thread.


    Maybe you could posibly lock this thread?

    LOCKED


  • #24
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    LOCKED

    Thanks


  • #25
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    Thanks

    You're welcome.


  • #26
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    How many people/what percentage believe that Mary was untouched by man?

    Did she really shame Joseph or is there a possibility of ghostly rumblings under the sheets while he slept?

    I hope AH can put this one to sleep for once and for all.


    How about you ask it in the Atheism & Agnosticism forum.
    Normally I would be the first to say that After Hours is a collection of various forums rolled into one. But when you start saying "possibility of ghostly rumblings under the sheets while he slept?" - you're not asking a question, but looking to get it up for people of faith.


    So how about you get a life, believe what you believe, live and let live... and feck off :)

    Sound hard? :)


  • #27
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    LOCKED

    MANCITY10


    god dam, he knew the code to lock the door.


  • #28
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    How about you ask it in the athiest forum.
    Normally I would be the first to say that After Hours is a collection of various forums rolled into one. But when you start saying "possibility of ghostly rumblings under the sheets while he slept?" - you're not asking a question, but looking to get it up for people of faith.


    So how about you get a life, believe what you believe, live and let live... and feck off :)

    Sound hard? :)


    INFRACTED.






    For being too handsome


  • #29
    Banneret
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 132 ✭✭Banneret


    Would you like like to hangout in a live chat with cam/mic option?.


  • #30
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    lkionm wrote: »
    MANCITY10


    god dam, he knew the code to lock the door.

    You can change the code by pressing # twice then 1 2 3 4.

    Then press 2 5 8 0 to reset the keypad.

    Now enter your new four digit code followed by # twice and bingo you're done.


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  • #31
    bellaminnie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭bellaminnie


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Is it possible she was neither? And the story of a virgin birth didn't appear till after she was gone?

    Mary is not a Virginia a priests are
    Not eider they. Get none any way the correct way to. Spell none is nun


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