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Bepolite · 28-12-2013 11:13PM

Every time I see one of those baby on board stickers I get out the way of the car ASAP. Without fail the car is driven by a nutter.

Christmas Day - the guy was likely pissed.

cml387 · 28-12-2013 11:15PM

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

And....and...well...you'll see it in your rear view mirror when I'm bumper to bumper.

I keep it in the front. Foxtimidation.

Way to go.

Gran Hermano · 28-12-2013 11:17PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

It's not that, it's if they don't find the baby straight away they might think there isn't one. The sign is a help is all.

If you have twins do you use two stickers?
Do you get a special "twins on board" sticker?
What if you only have one sticker and are in a crash?
Will they only rescue/check for one child?

I'd give emergency service staff more credit and say they don't rely on stupid stickers
and would expect they have procedures in place (like checking number of child seats).

Fr_Dougal · 28-12-2013 11:17PM

Baby On Board sign...the second most powerful part of a car...second only to hazard lights for when you have to park illegally.

mitosis · 28-12-2013 11:18PM

Very thinly veiled "I am fertile" thread.

Frank Black · 28-12-2013 11:18PM

I always presumed those signs were to indicate to other road users that said driver was likely suffering sleep deprivation and should be treated with caution.

28-12-2013 11:19PM

mitosis wrote: »

Very thinly veiled "I am fertile" thread.

well....his wife is.....

Mint Aero · 28-12-2013 11:21PM

Gran Hermano wrote: »

If you have twins do you use two stickers?
Do you get a special "twins on board" sticker?
What if you only have one sticker and are in a crash?
Will they only rescue/check for one child?

I'd give emergency service staff more credit and say they don't rely on stupid stickers
and would expect they have procedures in place (like checking number of child seats).

They don't rely on them I never said they did. All I'm saying is if you're a parent you may choose to buy one for the purposes I've been describing, if you buy it for the purpose of making other drivers drive carefully you're deluded. I wouldn't recommend anyone buy as you've posted there all the confusion over it. It's stupid as all bumper sticker are. Now I'm still searching cos I know I've read a case where it worked before

YbFocus · 28-12-2013 11:23PM

What those signs mean to me is. .

If you Park next to me I'll destroy your car with my door..

Or the other gem..

I'll pull a 4ft dent down the side of your car with my pointlessly large sh/t wagon and drive off without a care. .

:mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 28-12-2013 11:25PM

"I have permission to park in the good carspaces in the shopping centre"

Wabbit Ears · 28-12-2013 11:26PM

Every time someone says "I was driving at the speed limit " its usually followed by a tale of being tailgated.

Remember kids, if you ever catch yourself saying that everybody else is something, its actually you.

NuckingFacker · 28-12-2013 11:26PM

Sorry about that OP - Harvey Normal only had one 52" telly left at €499 - I thought you were racing me for it.

Ms. Pingui · 28-12-2013 11:27PM

Baby on board signs are just novelty stickers with no real meaning. If they were for the emergency services then surely they would be mandatory.

cml387 · 28-12-2013 11:28PM

If only they'd put a baby on board sticker on the Titanic.

Fox_In_Socks · 28-12-2013 11:29PM

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Sorry about that OP - Harvey Normal only had one 52" telly left at €499 - I thought you were racing me for it.

AND HARVEY NORMAN HAD A BLADDY GUN HELD AGAINST THE HEAD OF ONE OF THE CASHIERS AND WAS GOING TO BLOW HIS BLADDY BRAINS OUT UNLESS YOU BOUGHT BEFORE 12AM!

SALE NOW ON!

GO HARVEY GO!

Bepolite · 28-12-2013 11:30PM

Wabbit Ears wrote: »

Every time someone says "I was driving at the speed limit " its usually followed by a tale of being tailgated.

Remember kids, if you ever catch yourself saying that everybody else is something, its actually you.

Ah yes, because of course tailgating always makes the person in think 'oh gee-wiz that person must be in a hurray let me speed up' rather than f**k you asshole welcome to 45...40...35...

Bepolite · 28-12-2013 11:30PM

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

Baby on board signs are just novelty stickers with no real meaning. If they were for the emergency services then surely they would be mandatory.

What if you didnt have a kid?

billie1b · 28-12-2013 11:30PM

cml387 wrote: »

If only they'd put a baby on board sticker on the Titanic.

Brilliant

Stark · 28-12-2013 11:31PM

Maybe he was tailgating so he could get a closer look at the cute baby.

OldIrishWulf · 28-12-2013 11:31PM

Baby on board sign or not , the langer who overtook went the wrong way round a roundabout .

Ms. Pingui · 28-12-2013 11:31PM

Bepolite wrote: »

What if you didnt have a kid?

For people with kids in the car, obviously!

Mint Aero · 28-12-2013 11:32PM

I can't find anything, I must've dreamt it

but http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57218160-78/lake-salt-baby-police.html.csp

So it's actually to guilt trip car thieves.

cml387 · 28-12-2013 11:32PM

OldIrishWulf wrote: »

Baby on board sign or not , the langer who overtook went the wrong way round a roundabout .

Anticlockwise?

The inhuman fiend.

Fox_In_Socks · 28-12-2013 11:32PM

Bepolite wrote: »

What if you didnt have a kid?

You can get them on gumtree.

lostdisk · 28-12-2013 11:33PM

Theyre there so the people who ring the emergency services can tell them that the car has a babay on board sticker.

Also, they make an excellent gift for people who have just had a baby, but aren't close friends of yours.

Gran Hermano · 28-12-2013 11:33PM

Bepolite wrote: »

What if you didnt have a kid?

Pull into hard shoulder, stick on hazards
and make one.

100gSoma · 28-12-2013 11:34PM

mitosis wrote: »

Very thinly veiled "I am fertile" thread.

Made me smile.

Regarding the baby on board sign, I shouldn't have mentioned it. It's irrelevant and obviously doesn't affect someone's decision to drive up your ar#e. Point taken y'all. Having a baby on board or the sign to indicate such does NOT lessen your chance of being rear ended. (Someone made millions off those little yellow triangles though. Genius. lol).

I'd drive just as close behind a car with that sign as I would behind a glanza with two fast and furious junkies on board. Fact. Not really. I wouldn't personally, but then again being a parent changes your perspective too. As does losing someone in a road accident or any other life experience you care to mention. It's all subjective, therefore the sign is totally pointless most of the time. Omit it from the original post and just take the story as me being sour someone almost ran me off road. Maybe they were on their way to the hospital though. And therefore it's justifiable taking risks like this with others.

NuckingFacker · 28-12-2013 11:34PM

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

AND HARVEY NORMAN HAD A BLADDY GUN HELD AGAINST THE HEAD OF ONE OF THE CASHIERS AND WAS GOING TO BLOW HIS BLADDY BRAINS OUT UNLESS YOU BOUGHT BEFORE 12AM!

SALE NOW ON!

GO HARVEY GO!

I heard that bit and got all revved up coming off the motorway, then there's this dill crawling in a Micra with a "Boobies on Burd" sign in the back window - I was nipping round for a quick gander before flying up for the telly. Then it dawned on me they might have their eyes on the same prize - I headed them off at the roundabout. Never thought he'd get snotty, in fairness. Worse still, the telly was already sold. Lying aussie git.

28-12-2013 11:35PM

Bepolite wrote: »

What if you didnt have a kid?

wazky · 28-12-2013 11:39PM

I always treat those baby on board signs as a sort of pre-warning, its usually stuck to some wrecked 7 seater with 26 kids in the back and a wrecked mother with sick all over her clothes whose main concern is not driving.

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