Farming Chit Chat III

Sharpshooter82 · 22-12-2013 03:13PM

bbam wrote: »

This is the life..

In the bed till 12:30
Thick cut rasher sambos from our own pigs (just back from butcher)..
Home made mince pies made fresh thismorning by the girls..

Followed by a bailies coffee, with extra cream

Off now to visit Santa..

B*****d :mad::mad::mad::D

freedominacup · 22-12-2013 03:36PM

bbam wrote: »

This is the life..

In the bed till 12:30
Thick cut rasher sambos from our own pigs (just back from butcher)..
Home made mince pies made fresh thismorning by the girls..

Followed by a bailies coffee, with extra cream

Off now to visit Santa..

Sounds like he already arrived at your house

freedominacup · 22-12-2013 03:39PM

jersey101 wrote: »

woooh i have a lady :D

Watch this space, 21st last night, 12 pubs tomorrow night, she better be getting some quality time tonight or you'll be hunting for someone to ring in the new year with;).

jersey101 · 22-12-2013 03:45PM

freedominacup wrote: »

Watch this space, 21st last night, 12 pubs tomorrow night, she better be getting some quality time tonight or you'll be hunting for someone to ring in the new year with;).

12 pubs was her idea

sure she gets to help me milk the cows thats quality time enough

:D:D

freedominacup · 22-12-2013 03:46PM

jersey101 wrote: »

12 pubs was her idea sure she gets to help me milk the cows thats quslity tuime enough :D:D

Yer sorted so.

Sharpshooter82 · 22-12-2013 03:47PM

jersey101 wrote: »

12 pubs was her idea sure she gets to help me milk the cows thats quslity tuime enough :D:D

Ya reckon, that's don't be long going out of them believe me

jersey101 · 22-12-2013 03:53PM

Sharpshooter82 wrote: »

Ya reckon, that's don't be long going out of them believe me

ha ye i know, she doesnt come out on the cold winter evenings alright

Sharpshooter82 · 22-12-2013 03:59PM

jersey101 wrote: »

ha ye i know, she doesnt come out on the cold winter evenings alright

That's the start of it, next it will be the not so cold mornings and then not at all

Conmaicne Mara · 22-12-2013 05:16PM

Rams broke out on me, was late checking on them today due to Christmas stuff going on. Lucky enough they headed up a neighbours driveway and he's holding on to them until I pick them up, as he said himself "Leave them as long as you like"

Marooned75 · 22-12-2013 05:21PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Rams broke out on me, was late checking on them today due to Christmas stuff going on. Lucky enough they headed up a neighbours driveway and he's holding on to them until I pick them up, as he said himself "Leave them as long as you like"

Have ya them all counted

moy83 · 22-12-2013 05:21PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Rams broke out on me, was late checking on them today due to Christmas stuff going on. Lucky enough they headed up a neighbours driveway and he's holding on to them until I pick them up, as he said himself "Leave them as long as you like"

Haha would you believe when I saw your post earlier about the party I was going to tell you to make up an excuse about sheep breaking out and having to go for them !
You would think in this weather the feckin sheep would stay where they are .

Conmaicne Mara · 22-12-2013 05:38PM

He'll have a few lambs out of them anyway if his aren't all done.

I wouldn't mind but they've been there a while now and were getting fed too. Would put money on it being that blackface being the first to hop the wall.

simx · 22-12-2013 06:30PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Rams broke out on me, was late checking on them today due to Christmas stuff going on. Lucky enough they headed up a neighbours driveway and he's holding on to them until I pick them up, as he said himself "Leave them as long as you like"

That's a dangerous statement ha

Sharpshooter82 · 22-12-2013 06:43PM

simx wrote: »

That's a dangerous statement ha

Many a man went bankrupt after such a statement

bob charles · 22-12-2013 06:45PM

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Rams broke out on me, was late checking on them today due to Christmas stuff going on. Lucky enough they headed up a neighbours driveway and he's holding on to them until I pick them up, as he said himself "Leave them as long as you like"

I was looking at a black little bullock that wandered into the yard on Wednesday and saying to myself today that you would think someone would have come looking for him. I was looking at him and saying who ever bought him isnt a bad judge of cattle and he looks well looked after. Look at him an hour later and notice his tag is from a county that no other people local would have animals. FFS he is an animal I bought last July and is grazing in a out farm. There is 9 of them in the field and I havnt seen them in a while. I knew the fecker looked familiar:rolleyes:

Sharpshooter82 · 22-12-2013 06:52PM

bob charles wrote: »

I was looking at a black little bullock that wandered into the yard on Wednesday and saying to myself today that you would think someone would have come looking for him. I was looking at him and saying who ever bought him isnt a bad judge of cattle and he looks well looked after. Look at him an hour later and notice his tag is from a county that no other people local would have animals. FFS he is an animal I bought last July and is grazing in a out farm. There is 9 of them in the field and I havnt seen them in a while. I knew the fecker looked familiar:rolleyes:

Bad luck would always find ya

Conmaicne Mara · 22-12-2013 07:09PM

bob charles wrote: »

I was looking at a black little bullock that wandered into the yard on Wednesday and saying to myself today that you would think someone would have come looking for him. I was looking at him and saying who ever bought him isnt a bad judge of cattle and he looks well looked after. Look at him an hour later and notice his tag is from a county that no other people local would have animals. FFS he is an animal I bought last July and is grazing in a out farm. There is 9 of them in the field and I havnt seen them in a while. I knew the fecker looked familiar:rolleyes:

Man used to have a petrol come grocery shop here once upon a time. My mother was in getting something, I don't quite know why as it was a fair distance out of her way. Yer man was giving our reams about the six cattle around his premises, ****ting on everything etc. and muttering complementary stuff about who ever owned them.

It was around then she had to tell him they were his own

nashmach · 22-12-2013 08:23PM

bob charles wrote: »

I was looking at a black little bullock that wandered into the yard on Wednesday and saying to myself today that you would think someone would have come looking for him. I was looking at him and saying who ever bought him isnt a bad judge of cattle and he looks well looked after. Look at him an hour later and notice his tag is from a county that no other people local would have animals. FFS he is an animal I bought last July and is grazing in a out farm. There is 9 of them in the field and I havnt seen them in a while. I knew the fecker looked familiar:rolleyes:

Self praise is no praise Bob

stand on!! · 22-12-2013 08:25PM

First lamb appeared today, rough weather for them

sea12 · 22-12-2013 08:40PM

stand on!! wrote: »

First lamb appeared today, rough weather for them

Ure a gluter for punishment having them lamb over Xmas. Have u many to lamb.

delaval · 22-12-2013 09:21PM

Jesus, Sundays can be long. I had no milking this evening and an afternoon at home with kids going mental.

Wanted to go for a few quiet pints this afternoon but nervous about the bag!!!

moy83 · 22-12-2013 09:27PM

delaval wrote: »

Jesus, Sundays can be long. I had no milking this evening and an afternoon at home with kids going mental.

Wanted to go for a few quiet pints this afternoon but nervous about the bag!!!

Not worth taking the chance , cant wait till the boys are old enough to chauffeur me around !

Conmaicne Mara · 22-12-2013 09:28PM

delaval wrote: »

Jesus, Sundays can be long. I had no milking this evening and an afternoon at home with kids going mental.

Wanted to go for a few quiet pints this afternoon but nervous about the bag!!!

I'm thinking it, but I won't say it.

Could ya not get dropped off and picked up or have the brownie points been used up for 2013?

jersey101 · 22-12-2013 09:28PM

I went for a sleep in the tractor after i finished feeding this morning. Was nice when your hung over bad

dzer2 · 22-12-2013 09:39PM

jersey101 wrote: »

I went for a sleep in the tractor after i finished feeding this morning. Was nice when your hung over bad

Better than having Ma nagging ya:D

hugo29 · 22-12-2013 09:45PM

Anyone ever have a case where one animal ****s in another's eye, fcuking thing is running like mad, must have happened today,I was away in dublin all day, roads were hairy,

jomoloney · 22-12-2013 09:46PM

delaval wrote: »

Jesus, Sundays can be long. I had no milking this evening and an afternoon at home with kids going mental.

Wanted to go for a few quiet pints this afternoon but nervous about the bag!!!

so you would have driven with alcohol consumed, if you wern't afraid of the breathlizer

so far this year 183 people have died on our roads

Kovu · 22-12-2013 09:47PM

hugo29 wrote: »

Anyone ever have a case where one animal ****s in another's eye, fcuking thing is running like mad, must have happened today,I was away in dublin all day, roads were hairy,

Stick her in the crush if you can and wash it out with plenty of clean water. Dry cow tube under the eyelid if you have one.

delaval · 22-12-2013 09:51PM

jomoloney wrote: »

so you would have driven with alcohol consumed, if you wern't afraid of the breathlizer

so far this year 183 people have died on our roads

Yes

Brown Podzol · 22-12-2013 10:21PM

delaval wrote: »

Jesus, Sundays can be long. I had no milking this evening and an afternoon at home with kids going mental.

Wanted to go for a few quiet pints this afternoon but nervous about the bag!!!

I thought 'twas a different bag you were on about, as Myles says the eggs are the problem.

"The Brother can't look at an egg.”
“Is that so?”
“Can't stand the sight of an egg at all. Rashers, ham, fish, anything you like to mention - he'll eat them all and ask for more. But he can't go the egg. Thanks very much all the same but no eggs. The egg is barred.”
“I see.”
“I do often hear him talking about the danger of eggs. You can get all classes of disease from eggs, so the brother says.”
“That is disturbing news.”
“The trouble is that the egg never dies. It is full of all classes of microbes and once the egg is down below in your bag, they do start moving around and eating things, delighted with themselves. No trouble to them to start some class of an ulcer on the sides of the bag.”
“I see.”
“Just imagine all your men down there walking up and down your stomach and maybe breeding families, chawing and drinking and feeding away there, it's a wonder we're not all in our graves man, with all them hens in the country.”
“I must remember to avoid eggs.”
“I chance an odd one meself but one of these days I'll be a sorry man. Here's me Drimnagh bus, I'll have to lave yeh, don't do anything when your uncle's with you, as the man said.”
“Good Bye.”
The Best of Myles.

Farming Chit Chat III

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