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Jizzler's 2.013 X 10^3 Chat Thread

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  • 07-12-2013 5:26pm
    #1
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    So yeah, it's that time of year again when the great and the not so great of C&H are rewarded for whiling away their lives on the internet.

    All chat goes here.

    After a lengthy consultation process, the following dates have been suggested:

    Nominations Open: Monday 9th
    Nominations Close: Sunday 15th
    Voting Opens: Monday 16th
    Voting Closes: Sunday 22nd
    Ceremony: Friday 27th

    These just a rough guide, I'd say nominations might be left open for a bit longer, we'll see how we go. :)

    If anyone wants to suggest alternate dates go ahead.



    So yeah, admin out of the way, anyone wanna host this thing? :P


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    #2
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Oohhhhhh my 1st Jizzlers :D I am very excite!


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    #3
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Here's the list of awards from last year:

    - Best Poster
    - Best Thread
    - Funniest poster
    - Best Taste in Music
    - Best Mod
    - Second Best Beard Award
    - The Niceguy award for nicest poster
    - The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
    - Should be a couple?
    - Nerdiest poster
    - Best newcomer
    - Best playpen intro
    - Best playpen answers
    - Most creative poster
    - Most likely to be president one day
    - Best Jumpguy
    - Most inspirational poster


    I think the two playpen ones might be a bit redundant this year... :P

    Any changes anyone wants to make?


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    #4
    SarahBeep!
    Registered Users Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭SarahBeep!


    I know we renamed best beard last year but how about renaming the lifetime achievement award in honour of Pygmalion?

    :)


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    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I like that idea. We should honour him.


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    #6
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Oh, I assumed we were making the beard award the memorial award (keeping it as the Second Best Beard in Honour of Pygmalion Award).

    But yeah, if people want to go with the Lifetime one then cool. :)


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    Insect Overlord
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    Has to be done. The place hasn't been the same without him!


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    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    All in favour of changing the lifetime award? AYE! And the ayes have it. The Pygmalion Lifetime Achievement Award.


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    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    whos hosting?

    was reading over the old jizzler threads a while back, they're honestly some of the funniest things i've ever read. good times.


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    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    soccymonster wrote: »
    whos hosting?

    was reading over the old jizzler threads a while back, they're honestly some of the funniest things i've ever read. good times.

    You are.



    :P


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    #11
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    You are.



    :P

    i co-hosted back in the day.
    my bit is done :P


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    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    Yeah, but have you ever solo-hosted? No? Then you're up!


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in :)


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    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in :)

    You should host the thing and you can give out whatever awards you want...


    :pac:


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    What date would it be on? I'd say Iamanengine will do it, he's the clear-cut choice imo, if he can sober up in the meantime..


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    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    What date would it be on? I'd say Iamanengine will do it, he's the clear-cut choice imo, if he can sober up in the meantime..

    Good lord, how am I in anyway a suitable choice? :pac:


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    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    iamanengine wrote: »
    Good lord, how am I in anyway a suitable choice? :pac:
    You can type coherently and are clearly not busy... I've made the executive decision on behalf of C&H that you're the only man "4dajob". Congratulations. Do us proud.


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    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    You can type coherently and are clearly not busy... I've made the executive decision on behalf of C&H that you're the only man "4dajob". Congratulations. Do us proud.

    Clearly not busy? I am insulted. I'm just finished exams I'll have you know!
    When is it?


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    #19
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    iamanengine wrote: »
    Clearly not busy? I am insulted. I'm just finished exams I'll have you know!
    When is it?

    So you're not busy ;)

    Whenever you want! (Imagine me as Denzel in Training Day, I'm going to mastermind your performance, you being Jake, then at the last minute you're going to turn it around and do it twice as well without my help :cool:)


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    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    In all seriousness I must decline, I would be a thoroughly un-enjoyable host.


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    AtomicKoala
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    I assume if there was only one nomination for an award there'll still be an award and presentation and photos and red carpet for it? QoL deserves it for the hard work she puts in :)

    All those carbs and squats, and sure she's always on about researching new techniques.


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    #22
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    iamanengine wrote: »
    In all seriousness I must decline, I would be a thoroughly un-enjoyable host.

    Ah sure we've nobody else?


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    #23
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Ah sure we've nobody else?

    We have you... and the other bunch of people who post here :P


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    #24
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Who are these people??


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    #25
    AtomicKoala
    Registered Users Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Screaminmidget wrote: »
    Who are these people??

    Blow ins.


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    #26
    Insect Overlord
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    They are the future!


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    #27
    LoonyLovegood
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    I'm calling one of my now usual Jizzler's votes to decide something. All in favour of iamanengine hosting, thank this post!


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    #28
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Guys, pls. I doubt most even know me here!


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    #29
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    iamanengine wrote: »
    Guys, pls. I doubt most even know me here!

    Oh, I see how it is. You were all happy out to take be in the limelight when you got a thread named after you, but now you want to play the shy guy?

    THAT WON'T FLY MAN! :P


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    #30
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    But...I don't have enough funny in me to make a good host :(

    I'm declining for the good of C&H DAMMIT!


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    #31
    Squidgy Black
    Registered Users Posts: 21,609 ✭✭✭✭Squidgy Black


    So when do I get my awards?

    And it's an all-inclusive night out as a prize, prostitutes and everything yeah?


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