The worst thing you got clobbered with

kellaman123 · 20-12-2013 12:40AM #1

What was the worst thing you got clobbered with when growing up? I remember getting the rolling pin from me ma for putting curry powder in the mix for the chrimbo cake!

20-12-2013 12:41AM

the end of a hover or a sweeping brush for playing ball in the house

Festy · 20-12-2013 12:42AM

Your Ma's willy

Temptamperu · 20-12-2013 12:42AM

Got a slap of mayonnaise at a party I passed out in.

Professey Chin · 20-12-2013 12:43AM

My friend wheelied a 125cc scrambler into me before

Sir Arthur Daley · 20-12-2013 12:43AM

Three prong pike for footing turf wrong.

Mr Viking · 20-12-2013 12:53AM

The bucke end of my fathers belt! Hurt like hell!

kellaman123 · 20-12-2013 12:56AM

Mr Viking wrote: »

The bucke end of my fathers belt! Hurt like hell!

Ouch that's a bit brutal! Hope ya hit him back!

Daqster · 20-12-2013 01:00AM

Spatula. Aluminium one.

Not your soft rubber, teflon friendly variety which the kids of today get mollycoddled with.

Nor sir-e-bob. When I misbehaved I went to school with my Irish white arse looking like I sat on scalding hot Bird's Eye potatoe waffle.

WoollyRedHat · 20-12-2013 01:02AM

A shoe, and a belt...think the belt hurt harder.

And of course the wooden spoon, but that goes without saying.

Vincent Vega · 20-12-2013 01:06AM

A rook dropped a piece of bone from the sky and cracked me on the back of the head when i was helping someone load stuff into their car.

Thought the person had whacked the boot of the car down on me head it was that sore.

Only figured out what had happened when i saw the bird land nearby trying to hop towards it.

mud · 20-12-2013 01:09AM

kellaman123 wrote: »

What was the worst thing you got clobbered with when growing up?

A knob.

Chris_Heilong · 20-12-2013 01:12AM

A bicycle lock Chain, my brother was mess spining it arod when it let his hand and smacked me in the face.

Pj! · 20-12-2013 01:14AM

The wooden spoon.

Although I got a kick once. I think we were both surprised!

NuckingFacker · 20-12-2013 01:14AM

A Ford escort going about 60. Did 3 weeks in Hospital, which apparently was "lucky".

Mint Aero · 20-12-2013 01:15AM

The end of one of those small plastic sweeping brushes :rolleyes: couldn't feel it :rolleyes: whole situation was socially awkward. In the end I pretended to be hurt etc just so the ma wouldn't feel bad at failing to teach me a lesson

branie · 20-12-2013 01:16AM

The wooden spoon as well

skirtgirl · 20-12-2013 01:17AM

The fish slice. Lethal. When we grew up we hid it!

Renegade Mechanic · 20-12-2013 01:19AM

NuckingFacker wrote: »

A Ford escort going about 60. Did 3 weeks in Hospital, which apparently was "lucky".

Jesus... Glad ye made it but If that was a Granada it would have cost you a fortune in body repairs! You dodged a real bullet!

Heh, playing with ignition leads was probably one of my dumber moves..

loveBBhate · 20-12-2013 01:19AM

Bamboo stick, or as my grandad called it; "the rod".

The Backwards Man · 20-12-2013 01:20AM

A 28 inch (massive in those days) TV fell on my head during the 1994 World Cup Final.

AlanS181824 · 20-12-2013 01:33AM

The aul wooden spoon

SimonQuinlank · 20-12-2013 01:36AM

My Da's size 12 workboot.

KKkitty · 20-12-2013 02:43AM

It's a toss up between a car and a golf club.

Owen_S · 20-12-2013 02:44AM

TV remote, followed closely by a hefty spud.

honeybadger · 20-12-2013 02:50AM

getting my pipe band drum sticks worn off me for very little across the fingers and back of my hands defending meself from the slaps off my mother lol

stefan idiot jones · 20-12-2013 03:52AM

The bat in school for throwing Noel Rice's bag over a fence.

shantolog · 20-12-2013 04:04AM

I hit my brother in the forehead with a machete once...was chopping some firewood when he walked behind me as quiet as a ninja once..BAMMM...eh...sorry

lets get that checked out...

Too Tough To Die · 20-12-2013 04:09AM

The concrete ground. I shudder when i think of it.

FanadMan · 20-12-2013 05:03AM

A brick. I dared a friend to throw it at me and the bugger did! Still have a nice scar on my forehead to remember it by

Worst thing I clobbered myself with? A hatchet along the thumb while drunkenly chopping firewood for my mum. Wasn't long drinking by this stage so playing drinking games with my older brother and his GF (think they were taking the P1ss) was a bad idea lol.

As with my first story - there is a scar there. Damn I was one stupid teen

nollag007 · 20-12-2013 05:16AM

Worse thing I got clobbered by was a hammer... During soccer training.

The worst thing you got clobbered with

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