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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #5822
    satstheway
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭satstheway


    Bang as she hits him...


  • #5823
    keep going
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,551 ✭✭✭keep going


    In his high heels and


  • #5824
    TUBBY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭TUBBY


    with a dept inspection


  • #5825
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Just into the new bed, still the old habits of being on boards tho. The OH had me hanging pictures all evening to make the place homely. No tv yet but got broadband. ..... its 10 steps ahead of the old place for speed


  • #5826
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Just into the new bed, still the old habits of being on boards tho. The OH had me hanging pictures all evening to make the place homely. No tv yet but got broadband. ..... its 10 steps ahead of the old place for speed
    well wear with it darragh


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  • #5827
    Marooned75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Marooned75


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #5828
    satstheway
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭satstheway


    That he was spreading slurry..


  • #5829
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    In an awful hurry


  • #5830
    kay 9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭kay 9


    After a feed of curry


  • #5831
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    kay 9 wrote: »
    After a feed of curry
    his farts got more frequent and began to worry..


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  • #5832
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    and he copied a thread from forum4farming


  • #5833
    Mac Taylor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Mac Taylor


    His emission levels when....


  • #5834
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    I think Hemingway nailed it with his sad 6 word story.


    FOR SALE: Baby's shoes, never worn.


  • #5835
    Mac Taylor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Mac Taylor


    They say a good comedy is all about the timing and with that in mind, I think this thread is screwed!!!


  • #5836
    TITANIUM.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭TITANIUM.


    naughto wrote: »
    my christmass drinking will be a lot different this yr.my misses doesent drink much but i dont want to do the dog on it either by going out on the piss like i used to every other christmass.
    my brother keeps saying to me ounce there 6 months or so sure there half reared,you can go back to your old habits
    come to think of it,i dont no was he on about a whealin or a child to be honest:D:D

    Jesus my little one is 9 months on stevenes day. I should have been back out ages ago. Fecking cow taking her sweet time calving here. Having a few beers watching Cow TV. Just hope she's calved b4 6 when I have to head off to work, With the old man being out of action an all. Shes had to much silage the last 10 days so im a little worried.
    Jaysus this CTV Is revetting viewing, get up Get down get up Get down.


  • #5837
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Spent the last few hours putting a fitted kitchen together









    Mini one for santy:D, class job


  • #5838
    TITANIUM.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭TITANIUM.


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Spent the last few hours putting a fitted kitchen together

    Mini one for santy:D, class job

    That'll be me in a few years I spose.
    Now she's sucking diesel head out. Force you b!tch force. Better go back to her.


  • #5839
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    TITANIUM. wrote: »
    That'll be me in a few years I spose.
    Now she's sucking diesel head out. Force you b!tch force. Better go back to her.

    PB or Commercial cow? Again ya read this, I hope the calf will be knockin down the cow looking for a suck :-)


  • #5840
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Spent the last few hours putting a fitted kitchen together








    Mini one for santy:D, class job

    I remember several christmas eve/mornings and the sweat pouring off me assembling bikes, cattle sheds, kitchens, garages, trucks...... you name it. I haven't had a drink on Christmas eve for 13 years and the local is always a great night on Christmas eve, woudn't change it for a second though. We're almost heading out the other side now, half of ours are past the Santy stage they'll still have a good do on Christmas morning but it'll just be the little fella in a couple of years and I'll be back in the local on Christmas evefree-sad-smileys-727.gif.


  • #5841
    maxxuumman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭maxxuumman


    Off to do last day of AI course today. A few jobs to do tomorrow to get place ready for Christmas, then roll on the good times.


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  • #5842
    Marooned75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Marooned75


    Copied from another forum idea


  • #5843
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    MFdaveIreland wrote: »
    Seen on another forum, straight forward , Il start.


    He gazed into her eyes as he realised..

    She was bobs sister and he would have to leave the country


  • #5844
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    freedominacup wrote: »
    I remember several christmas eve/mornings and the sweat pouring off me assembling bikes, cattle sheds, kitchens, garages, trucks...... you name it. I haven't had a drink on Christmas eve for 13 years and the local is always a great night on Christmas eve, woudn't change it for a second though. We're almost heading out the other side now, half of ours are past the Santy stage they'll still have a good do on Christmas morning but it'll just be the little fella in a couple of years and I'll be back in the local on Christmas evefree-sad-smileys-727.gif.

    Have not had a pint on Xmas eve either since first lad was born, have a bike to do yet


  • #5845
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    Bizzum wrote: »
    I think Hemingway nailed it with his sad 6 word story.


    FOR SALE: Baby's shoes, never worn.
    did ye ever read the 6 word storys in the weekend part of the irish independent, some of them are really good


  • #5846
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    Marooned75 wrote: »
    Copied from another forum idea
    maybe the mods might start a new thread for the one sentence story thingy, i am getting confused:o


  • #5847
    MFdaveIreland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MFdaveIreland


    im pretty sure it was, im not sure how it ended up in here. it was seen on forum 4 farming , just for fun


  • #5848
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Used to do that in a couple of our lectures:D

    Lots of snow here, that was a bit unexpected:eek:


  • #5849
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Have not had a pint on Xmas eve either since first lad was born, have a bike to do yet

    Would any of ye come to my house and put a few bits together ? Im useless at it and the wife might throw me out if I dont get them sorted soon . She should have done a deal with smiths that they would assemble anything that needed assembling before she handed over her cash !


  • #5850
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    moy83 wrote: »
    Would any of ye come to my house and put a few bits together ? Im useless at it and the wife might throw me out if I dont get them sorted soon . She should have done a deal with smiths that they would assemble anything that needed assembling before she handed over her cash !

    I would if I was close enough, used to go around a few neighbours on Christmas Eve putting things together for them. Those were the days. Ye always left well fed and by the last house I was larger than Santa


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  • #5851
    biddy2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    Last year I got a bike for one of the kids. Smyths knocked 20 euro off price ad it was a display model. Oh was delighted as he didn't have to put it together


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