Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

mitosis · 14-12-2013 07:48PM

anncoates wrote: »

If that was the case, I'd take the blunderpuss to the natives instead of bargaining with the blighters.

Duuurty :pac:

mitosis · 14-12-2013 07:50PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very kiddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

Was it McCauley Culkin

A_Sober_Paddy · 14-12-2013 07:51PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

racist comment about the Chinese

Changes of offending an Australian with a racist remark lol they hate the Asians get terrible abuse for the Australians in Oz...From my experience over there

PizzamanIRL · 14-12-2013 07:55PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

No...Nothing...

Muise... · 14-12-2013 08:07PM

Eutow wrote: »

I don't think he's in Thailand.

He's on the floors of Tokyo-o, or in London town a go-go.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:27PM

Birneybau wrote: »

If the o.p. isn't Eden Hazard, he does a damn good impression.

I'd like to hear more about that one! How do you mean. He's a footballer, but I don't know anything about his personality

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:29PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm guessing that wasn't it.

Thanks, I corrected that

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 08:32PM

Some Aussie women would probably think a racist remark about the Chinese is flirting..

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:34PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

Some Aussie women would probably think a racist remark about the Chinese is flirting..

It's good to know that I'm not alone in hating those bloody Chinese. Anyway, this gal liked me even in my pyjama top because I'm bloody sexy. Ya should see me! I look very sexy in the mirror's reflection when dancing

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 08:38PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

It's good to know that I'm not alone in hating those bloody Chinese. Anyway, this gal liked me even in my pyjama top because I'm bloody sexy. Ya should see me! I look very sexy in the mirror's reflection when dancing

Is that an invite, big boy?

Maybe we can curl up together and wax lyrical about our hatred for Orientals?

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:40PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

Is that an invite, big boy? Maybe we can curl up together and wax lyrical about our hatred for Orientals?

No, I only dance with myself. Sorry, but your empty eyes have already passsed me by

iliketomoveit · 14-12-2013 08:41PM

If you floss you can get away with a morning of not brushing

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 08:42PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

No, I only dance with myself. Sorry, but your empty eyes have already passsed me by

Pfffttt whatever, you're not worthy of my virgin @sshole anyways!

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:45PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

Pfffttt whatever, you're not worthy of my virgin @sshole anyways!

Why the @ss? I mean I presume you're female?

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 08:46PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

Why the @ss? I mean I presume you're female?

You presume wrong. I'm a young Phillipino boy

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:48PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

You presume wrong. I'm a young Phillipino boy

You've just taken things too far with such weird remarks. You'll be lucky not to get banned:eek:

Red Kev · 14-12-2013 08:49PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

On the contrary it shows that you've good personal hygiene and the odds are that she'd view it far more positively.

You might also be overdoing it with the idea that you're breath smells, it's possible it doesn't as she was still prepared to go to your room and be a bit flirty with you.

If you reckon you've got halitosis permanently then visit a dentist or dietician, apart from that use mouthwash and brush you're teeth regularly, give you're tongue a bit of a brush while you're at it.

Tugboats · 14-12-2013 08:49PM

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

Because the story isn't true...

TOMP · 14-12-2013 08:53PM

Sharon's Dad washed his teeth first. . . .

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:54PM

Red Kev wrote: »

On the contrary it shows that you've good personal hygiene and the odds are that she'd view it far more positively.

You're right. I guess I just panicked a small bit on the spot

Red Kev wrote: »

You might also be overdoing it with the idea that you're breath smells, it's possible it doesn't as she was still prepared to go to your room and be a bit flirty with you.

She hadn't smelled my breath though. She was going on my other sexy qualities!

Red Kev wrote: »

If you reckon you've got halitosis permanently then visit a dentist or dietician, apart from that use mouthwash and brush you're teeth regularly, give you're tongue a bit of a brush while you're at it.

I don't usually have bad breath, it's just this time I had previously been stressed and had a bit of jet lag

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:56PM

Tugboats wrote: »

Because the story isn't true...

You'll be lucky not to be banned after that comment. You have received a WARNING

Chucken · 14-12-2013 08:57PM

Birneybau wrote: »

If the o.p. isn't Eden Hazard, he does a damn good impression.

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

Anyway, this gal liked me even in my pyjama top because I'm bloody sexy. Ya should see me! I look very sexy in the mirror's reflection when dancing

Hmmm.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 08:59PM

Tugboats wrote: »

Because the story isn't true...

If I was gonna lie, I'd say my face was buried in her **** for a good 30 minutes

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-12-2013 10:17PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

No it wouldn't. It takes 2 minutes and you wouldn't be telling us about it now if you had just done it.

mitosis · 14-12-2013 10:29PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

You presume wrong. I'm a young Phillipino boy

Is there a difference?

Sleepy · 14-12-2013 11:10PM

Shoulda just told her you needed a quick shower before heading out and invited her to join you...

Would hardly have been the first time the showers in a hostel had been shagged in.

Evelyn Cusack · 14-12-2013 11:13PM

Sleepy wrote: »

Shoulda just told her you needed a quick shower before heading out and invited her to join you...

Would hardly have been the first time the showers in a hostel had been shagged in.

Apparently the homeless hostels in Dublin are a really good place to go for sex now, a lot cheaper than escort Ireland and you can get service without a condom.

wandatowell · 14-12-2013 11:16PM

Evelyn Cusack wrote: »

Apparently the homeless hostels in Dublin are a really good place to go for sex now, a lot cheaper than escort Ireland and you can get service without a condom.

Are you back drinking again Evelyn?

mfceiling · 14-12-2013 11:18PM

brummytom wrote: »

What did you say about the Chinese?

Probably that they are a great bunch of lads...

Encrustment · 14-12-2013 11:53PM

I once happened upon a few Germans in Galway city center at about 2am or so, I was after leaving the club. They were playing guitar and drinking in Eyre Square.

Got chatting to them for some reason or other and they told me to join them for a few drinks.

I said wait 2 minutes now and I run home to grab a bottle of absinthe.

I came back with the absinthe and a few plashtic cups and we had a great aul laugh, all sitting around on the grass on a warm summers night or morning or whatever 3am is.

There was one savage German girl who I was getting along with very well. I could tell she liked me and I was sure I was going to get the ride.

Then for some reason (probably drink-induced incontinence) I made an absolutely huge and long fart and tried to cover the sound by shouting random session noises like "WHOO HOO YEAHH PARTY" so nobody would notice, but the lovely German girl was watching me in disgust. It was a really heavy & sweaty Guinness fart.

The chemistry went stale after that (like my arse) and I stumbled home alone at dawn.

That was a good 8 years ago and I still kick myself when I think about it. She was "the one" but I blasted her away with a smelly fart.

Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

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