Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:05pm #1

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very giddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

TheMilkyPirate · 14-12-2013 5:06pm

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

campo · 14-12-2013 5:07pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very kiddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breathe?

Yes doggy style

LordSutch · 14-12-2013 5:08pm

Bad breath = Halitosis.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:08pm

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

TheBody · 14-12-2013 5:10pm

Mints?

BNMC · 14-12-2013 5:12pm

Can't believe I read all of that, what a shit story.

Thoie · 14-12-2013 5:14pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

No it wouldn't. "Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute". If you had needed to pee would you have just sat there hoping not to wet yourself rather than excusing yourself for a minute?

krudler · 14-12-2013 5:15pm

My breath smells like a tramp's bum
I'm not about to get some
Really wish I had gum
I'm about to fail to get lucky, about to fail to get lucky, about to fail to get lucky

anncoates · 14-12-2013 5:15pm

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:20pm

Thoie wrote: »

No it wouldn't. "Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute". If you had needed to pee would you have just sat there hoping not to wet yourself rather than excusing yourself for a minute?

But there wouldn't really have been any reason for her to stay in the room. I mean there's a good chance she new my intentions and may well have stayed, but she mightn't have. I didn't think of that at the time

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:21pm

anncoates wrote: »

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

Bad breath is bad breath. It's never attractive

griffdaddy · 14-12-2013 5:22pm

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Titzon Toast · 14-12-2013 5:23pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

In all fairness, I'd have just told her that I was going to brush my teeth. No woman alive would frown at the thought of a lad looking after his choppers.
It's generally a good sign.

brummytom · 14-12-2013 5:25pm

What did you say about the Chinese?

Muise... · 14-12-2013 5:27pm

anncoates wrote: »

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

and they have to tell really dull stories, yet insist everything was much better and cheaper where they were.

Eutow · 14-12-2013 5:36pm

This has got to be a joke.

You were aware your breath stank but still went down stairs anyway. Did you not wash them that morning? Get a big bottle of Listerine and a big tube of Colgate. Also visit a dentist, and stop eating your s*it. Utter fail OP, for shame.

anncoates · 14-12-2013 5:36pm

Muise... wrote: »

and they have to tell really dull stories, yet insist everything was much better and cheaper where they were.

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

The Backwards Man · 14-12-2013 5:38pm

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

Muise... · 14-12-2013 5:41pm

anncoates wrote: »

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

ah yeah, but it wasn't the same after the mid 90s when the mainstream DJs took over the residencies in the clubs and it got all commercialised.

Hande hoche! · 14-12-2013 5:41pm

anncoates wrote: »

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

For some reason I'm picturing you wearing khakis and a pith helmet.

anncoates · 14-12-2013 5:46pm

Hande hoche! wrote: »

For some reason I'm picturing you wearing khakis and a pith helmet.

If that was the case, I'd take the blunderpuss to the natives instead of bargaining with the blighters.

lovenew · 14-12-2013 5:46pm

Yes, all peasants!

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

OP: You've got a lot to learn... but you're still young. All in good time.

PS: I used to be self-conscious about my smokey, alcoholic breath... until a few girls told me that they loved it. Something about it being "primal" or "reminds me of my dad" or something.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:53pm

Eutow wrote: »

This has got to be a joke.

You were aware your breath stank but still went down stairs anyway. Did you not wash them that morning? Get a big bottle of Listerine and a big tube of Colgate. Also visit a dentist, and stop eating your s*it. Utter fail OP, for shame.

Down stairs? I was very busy those few days, because unlike everybody else wasn't exactly on holidays. It wasn't that I didn't brush that morning. It's just sometimes your breath can smell on rare occasions, for various reasons

No, it's not a joke

dmc17 · 14-12-2013 5:55pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

You don't tell her you have to brush your teeth! Just tell her you've got to take a massive sh1te.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 5:57pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

No, it's just for student travelers really. Would you say that college students living in a rented house all have lice??

anncoates · 14-12-2013 5:57pm

lovenew wrote: »

Something about it being "primal" or "reminds me of my dad" or something.

Aye, you always know you're on the right path when somebody you're trying to ride tells you that you remind them of their parent.

johnayo · 14-12-2013 6:09pm

You'd have been grand. Sure she would not know the difference after you gave her a blowjob.

Eutow · 14-12-2013 6:12pm

johnayo wrote: »

You'd have been grand. Sure she would not know the difference after you gave her a blowjob.

I don't think he's in Thailand.

The Backwards Man · 14-12-2013 6:34pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

No, it's just for student travelers really. Would you say that college students living in a rented house all have lice??

As a former resident of student accommodation myself, yes, yes I would.:p

Birneybau · 14-12-2013 6:45pm

If the o.p. isn't Eden Hazard, he does a damn good impression.

mitosis · 14-12-2013 6:48pm

anncoates wrote: »

If that was the case, I'd take the blunderpuss to the natives instead of bargaining with the blighters.

Duuurty :pac:

mitosis · 14-12-2013 6:50pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very kiddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

Was it McCauley Culkin

A_Sober_Paddy · 14-12-2013 6:51pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

racist comment about the Chinese

Changes of offending an Australian with a racist remark lol they hate the Asians get terrible abuse for the Australians in Oz...From my experience over there

PizzamanIRL · 14-12-2013 6:55pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

No...Nothing...

Muise... · 14-12-2013 7:07pm

Eutow wrote: »

I don't think he's in Thailand.

He's on the floors of Tokyo-o, or in London town a go-go.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:27pm

Birneybau wrote: »

If the o.p. isn't Eden Hazard, he does a damn good impression.

I'd like to hear more about that one! How do you mean. He's a footballer, but I don't know anything about his personality

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:29pm

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm guessing that wasn't it.

Thanks, I corrected that

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 7:32pm

Some Aussie women would probably think a racist remark about the Chinese is flirting..

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:34pm

Wompa1 wrote: »

Some Aussie women would probably think a racist remark about the Chinese is flirting..

It's good to know that I'm not alone in hating those bloody Chinese. Anyway, this gal liked me even in my pyjama top because I'm bloody sexy. Ya should see me! I look very sexy in the mirror's reflection when dancing

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 7:38pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

It's good to know that I'm not alone in hating those bloody Chinese. Anyway, this gal liked me even in my pyjama top because I'm bloody sexy. Ya should see me! I look very sexy in the mirror's reflection when dancing

Is that an invite, big boy?

Maybe we can curl up together and wax lyrical about our hatred for Orientals?

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:40pm

Wompa1 wrote: »

Is that an invite, big boy? Maybe we can curl up together and wax lyrical about our hatred for Orientals?

No, I only dance with myself. Sorry, but your empty eyes have already passsed me by

iliketomoveit · 14-12-2013 7:41pm

If you floss you can get away with a morning of not brushing

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 7:42pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

No, I only dance with myself. Sorry, but your empty eyes have already passsed me by

Pfffttt whatever, you're not worthy of my virgin @sshole anyways!

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:45pm

Wompa1 wrote: »

Pfffttt whatever, you're not worthy of my virgin @sshole anyways!

Why the @ss? I mean I presume you're female?

Wompa1 · 14-12-2013 7:46pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

Why the @ss? I mean I presume you're female?

You presume wrong. I'm a young Phillipino boy

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:48pm

Wompa1 wrote: »

You presume wrong. I'm a young Phillipino boy

You've just taken things too far with such weird remarks. You'll be lucky not to get banned:eek:

Red Kev · 14-12-2013 7:49pm

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

On the contrary it shows that you've good personal hygiene and the odds are that she'd view it far more positively.

You might also be overdoing it with the idea that you're breath smells, it's possible it doesn't as she was still prepared to go to your room and be a bit flirty with you.

If you reckon you've got halitosis permanently then visit a dentist or dietician, apart from that use mouthwash and brush you're teeth regularly, give you're tongue a bit of a brush while you're at it.

Tugboats · 14-12-2013 7:49pm

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

Because the story isn't true...

TOMP · 14-12-2013 7:53pm

Sharon's Dad washed his teeth first. . . .

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 7:54pm

Red Kev wrote: »

On the contrary it shows that you've good personal hygiene and the odds are that she'd view it far more positively.

You're right. I guess I just panicked a small bit on the spot

Red Kev wrote: »

You might also be overdoing it with the idea that you're breath smells, it's possible it doesn't as she was still prepared to go to your room and be a bit flirty with you.

She hadn't smelled my breath though. She was going on my other sexy qualities!

Red Kev wrote: »

If you reckon you've got halitosis permanently then visit a dentist or dietician, apart from that use mouthwash and brush you're teeth regularly, give you're tongue a bit of a brush while you're at it.

I don't usually have bad breath, it's just this time I had previously been stressed and had a bit of jet lag

Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

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