Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:05PM #1

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very giddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breath?

TheMilkyPirate · 14-12-2013 06:06PM

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

campo · 14-12-2013 06:07PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

While staying at a hostel abroad I met this 22 year old Australian girl. I thought I blew my chances with her chances with her after a slightly racist comment about the Chinese, but having interacted with her a bit more I realised we got along quite well.

The next day we were talking about how old we were over breakfast and it happened to be my birthday. She was surprised at how I planned on doing nothing for my birthday and insisted that I should do something. Later that night after I had arose from a nap, I entered the common area where she and a gang of about a dozen(who I'd exchanged with) were seated at a table. I wasn't even dressed properly and still wearing my pyjama top. She announced that it was my birthday and then everybody sort of insisted that I we go out. When everyone was getting up and when it was kind of noisy, she said something like "oh I just want to stay here with you". Even though I was aware that my breath stank, I still asked her if she could come to my room to help me pick out a shirt.

When we went into my dorm room she was very kiddy. And after we picked out a shirt I put on, she started talking about how I reminded her of some actor. I knew that this was my chance but didn't know what to do as my breathe stank. This annoyed me and as I was looking away in the process it somehow made me look shy to her which she also said. Well I guess there's no need to say what happened after that. I still often think about it(more so than I think about her) and how lucky I could have felt if I hadn't missed this opportunity. Some girls on vacation just want to get screwed.

Is there something that you can do if you've a bad breathe?

Yes doggy style

LordSutch · 14-12-2013 06:08PM

Bad breath = Halitosis.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:08PM

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Eh why didn't you just go to the bathroom and brush your teeth

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

TheBody · 14-12-2013 06:10PM

Mints?

BNMC · 14-12-2013 06:12PM

Can't believe I read all of that, what a shit story.

Thoie · 14-12-2013 06:14PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

No it wouldn't. "Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute". If you had needed to pee would you have just sat there hoping not to wet yourself rather than excusing yourself for a minute?

krudler · 14-12-2013 06:15PM

My breath smells like a tramp's bum
I'm not about to get some
Really wish I had gum
I'm about to fail to get lucky, about to fail to get lucky, about to fail to get lucky

anncoates · 14-12-2013 06:15PM

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:20PM

Thoie wrote: »

No it wouldn't. "Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute". If you had needed to pee would you have just sat there hoping not to wet yourself rather than excusing yourself for a minute?

But there wouldn't really have been any reason for her to stay in the room. I mean there's a good chance she new my intentions and may well have stayed, but she mightn't have. I didn't think of that at the time

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:21PM

anncoates wrote: »

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

Bad breath is bad breath. It's never attractive

griffdaddy · 14-12-2013 06:22PM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Titzon Toast · 14-12-2013 06:23PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

In all fairness, I'd have just told her that I was going to brush my teeth. No woman alive would frown at the thought of a lad looking after his choppers.
It's generally a good sign.

brummytom · 14-12-2013 06:25PM

What did you say about the Chinese?

Muise... · 14-12-2013 06:27PM

anncoates wrote: »

I thought it was an unwritten rule that everybody that stays in hostels has to have terrible personal hygiene?

and they have to tell really dull stories, yet insist everything was much better and cheaper where they were.

Eutow · 14-12-2013 06:36PM

This has got to be a joke.

You were aware your breath stank but still went down stairs anyway. Did you not wash them that morning? Get a big bottle of Listerine and a big tube of Colgate. Also visit a dentist, and stop eating your s*it. Utter fail OP, for shame.

anncoates · 14-12-2013 06:36PM

Muise... wrote: »

and they have to tell really dull stories, yet insist everything was much better and cheaper where they were.

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

The Backwards Man · 14-12-2013 06:38PM

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

Muise... · 14-12-2013 06:41PM

anncoates wrote: »

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

ah yeah, but it wasn't the same after the mid 90s when the mainstream DJs took over the residencies in the clubs and it got all commercialised.

Hande hoche! · 14-12-2013 06:41PM

anncoates wrote: »

I once stayed at a crazy place and met loads of Nicaraguan poets.

It was so cheap that the hostel actually paid you to stay.

I was the only Irish person to ever stay there. Ever.

It was great fun arguing with the local peasants and trying to bargain them down to one fifth of a cent for a hand carved facsimile of the local fertility God.

For some reason I'm picturing you wearing khakis and a pith helmet.

anncoates · 14-12-2013 06:46PM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

For some reason I'm picturing you wearing khakis and a pith helmet.

If that was the case, I'd take the blunderpuss to the natives instead of bargaining with the blighters.

lovenew · 14-12-2013 06:46PM

Yes, all peasants!

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

OP: You've got a lot to learn... but you're still young. All in good time.

PS: I used to be self-conscious about my smokey, alcoholic breath... until a few girls told me that they loved it. Something about it being "primal" or "reminds me of my dad" or something.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:53PM

Eutow wrote: »

This has got to be a joke.

You were aware your breath stank but still went down stairs anyway. Did you not wash them that morning? Get a big bottle of Listerine and a big tube of Colgate. Also visit a dentist, and stop eating your s*it. Utter fail OP, for shame.

Down stairs? I was very busy those few days, because unlike everybody else wasn't exactly on holidays. It wasn't that I didn't brush that morning. It's just sometimes your breath can smell on rare occasions, for various reasons

No, it's not a joke

dmc17 · 14-12-2013 06:55PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

At that point we were still about to leave with the crowd. It would be hard to say, "stay here, I must brush my teeth" I guess

You don't tell her you have to brush your teeth! Just tell her you've got to take a massive sh1te.

Dancing With Myself · 14-12-2013 06:57PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The snob in me automatically assumes everyone who stays in hostels has bad breath. And lice.

No, it's just for student travelers really. Would you say that college students living in a rented house all have lice??

anncoates · 14-12-2013 06:57PM

lovenew wrote: »

Something about it being "primal" or "reminds me of my dad" or something.

Aye, you always know you're on the right path when somebody you're trying to ride tells you that you remind them of their parent.

johnayo · 14-12-2013 07:09PM

You'd have been grand. Sure she would not know the difference after you gave her a blowjob.

Eutow · 14-12-2013 07:12PM

johnayo wrote: »

You'd have been grand. Sure she would not know the difference after you gave her a blowjob.

I don't think he's in Thailand.

The Backwards Man · 14-12-2013 07:34PM

Dancing With Myself wrote: »

No, it's just for student travelers really. Would you say that college students living in a rented house all have lice??

As a former resident of student accommodation myself, yes, yes I would.:p

Birneybau · 14-12-2013 07:45PM

If the o.p. isn't Eden Hazard, he does a damn good impression.

Failed to get lucky.. Bad Breath!

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