Rate your pants

old hippy · 13-12-2013 04:54PM #1

After years of indifferent undies, I discovered M&S hipsters. No, not a bunch of fashionistas hanging round marks & sparks but a comfortable, pleasant gluteus maximus hugging pair of pants.

What's your favoured hip wear and why? And no, edible underwear doesn't count.

Ihatecuddles · 13-12-2013 04:55PM

Normally lace hot pants. Or none

13-12-2013 04:56PM

French knickers!

Professey Chin · 13-12-2013 05:00PM

Londsdale boxers from sports direct. Cheap, nice material, snug, flattering, good ball support and all the funky colours :pac:

old hippy · 13-12-2013 05:02PM

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Londsdale boxers from sports direct. Cheap, nice material, snug, flattering, good ball support and all the funky colours :pac:

I only wear the boxers on cold winter nights in bed. I find they just shift my junk about during the day...

awec · 13-12-2013 05:03PM

Usually one of Diesel, Original Penguin, All Saints, Calvin Klein - always the tight fit and never, ever cotton. Those cotton, loose fitting boxers are the worst things ever.

Ihatecuddles · 13-12-2013 05:03PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Normally lace hot pants. Or none

Deleted User wrote: »

French knickers!

Thats what I meant!!

Ficheall · 13-12-2013 05:07PM

Boxers. Though I fail to see the point of the ones with buttons on the front. Surely if you need to whip it out, it's easier to slip down the waistband than be undoing buttons? And more often than not, the buttons are crap, so they just open and you're left everything hanging out anyway, and hoping that the fly on your pants holds up...

ElvisChrist6 · 13-12-2013 05:12PM

No underwear necessary... 10/10

Merkin · 13-12-2013 05:17PM

old hippy wrote: »

And no, edible underwear doesn't count

Why?

old hippy · 13-12-2013 05:21PM

old hippy wrote: »

After years of indifferent undies, I discovered M&S hipsters. No, not a bunch of fashionistas hanging round marks & sparks but a comfortable, pleasant gluteus maximus hugging pair of pants.

What's your favoured hip wear and why? And no, edible underwear doesn't count.

Merkin wrote: »

Why?

Because it's not sentient.

ElvisChrist6 · 13-12-2013 05:28PM

old hippy wrote: »

Because it's not sentient.

God I'd feel awful for underwear if it could perceive what was happening to it.

le la rat · 13-12-2013 05:28PM

Mine are like a Dutch cheese the moths have destroyed them

Duggy747 · 13-12-2013 05:30PM

I'm not too fond of my greenish-brown underwear.

I could've sworn they were white when I bought them.

MadsL · 13-12-2013 05:32PM

le la rat wrote: »

Mine are like a Dutch cheese the moths have destroyed them

That's not moths burning holes in them.

old hippy · 13-12-2013 05:44PM

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

God I'd feel awful for underwear if it could perceive what was happening to it.

Not something you have to worry about, shurely?

ElvisChrist6 · 14-12-2013 12:57AM

old hippy wrote: »

Not something you have to worry about, shurely?

I could bake a loaf of bread in there at this point!

dr strangelove · 17-12-2013 10:37AM

Chainmail thong.

Last line of defense

HerrScheisse · 17-12-2013 11:21AM

Penneys three for a fiver. At that price it is cheaper to throw them away than to wash them. Disposable underpants, a brave new world.

17-12-2013 11:26AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__buQvWXEnSw/TTDRjSQc5cI/AAAAAAAAADI/0w0x3J6rggw/s1600/emb-granny-panties_0.jpg

Only bigger.

force eleven · 17-12-2013 11:35AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FVdfo7Zmk

_Redzer_ · 17-12-2013 11:51AM

CK boxer briefs. Best fit and comfort ever. They look great too

Pumpkinseeds · 17-12-2013 12:15PM

Deleted User wrote: »

French knickers!

Tee hee, reminds me of a woman I saw in a shop once, the elastic in her French knickers snapped and fell down around her ankles. Fair play to her, she casually stepped out of them and walked away, leaving them on the floor as if nothing had happened:D

old hippy · 17-12-2013 01:30PM

Walking up the road to work the other day, I saw a pair of chinos (belt and all) on the path. How does that happen, I always wonder. Someone on the lash, comes home and it's "now where did I put my trousers?"

Aglomerado · 17-12-2013 01:34PM

Blue Pants!

Damn! Force Eleven beat me to it!

Seedy Arling · 17-12-2013 01:49PM

I've one pair with the elastic gone in the waist. It's like a lucky dip when I'm fishing for a pair of jocks. If i get them, they keep falling down inside my trousers.

I refuse to throw them out. I like to live life on the edge. :cool:

ahnowbrowncow · 17-12-2013 02:15PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Tee hee, reminds me of a woman I saw in a shop once, the elastic in her French knickers snapped and fell down around her ankles. Fair play to her, she casually stepped out of them and walked away, leaving them on the floor as if nothing had happened:D

Do you still have them?

sebastianlieken · 17-12-2013 02:18PM

Deleted User wrote: »

French knickers!

I just spilled mayonaise on my trousers.

On a totally unrelated note, nice one whoops! they're the best! :pac:

grenache · 18-12-2013 07:28AM

Thread title is confusing. The OP says "rate your pants"........but then procedes to talk about underpants. They are two different things.

If it's pants, I usually wear chinos or jeans. For underpants, it's always M&S or Next cotton boxers.

AngryHippie · 18-12-2013 07:52AM

Jockey Performance.

Not cheap, but they are the most comfortable I've found in 31 years.

junk is never in the wrong spot, jocks never wander north or south, Cool on a hot day, warm on a cold day.

Wonderjocks.

Itwasntme. · 18-12-2013 07:54AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm not too fond of my greenish-brown underwear.

I could've sworn they were white when I bought them.

Vomit.

sebastianlieken wrote: »

I just spilled mayonaise on my trousers.

On a totally unrelated note, nice one whoops! they're the best! :pac:

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