Masturbation.

Timmyctc · 13-12-2013 12:53AM #1

So the OH thinks I'm a some type of sexual deviant because I started Masturbating at an age she considers to be young. I think it was quite normal so I wanna know what age did everyone start *insert humorous euphemism for rubbing one out/in*?

I was 11

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-12-2013 12:54AM

i was 4 when i started.

Kidchameleon · 13-12-2013 12:55AM

I remember my first nocturnal emission, I thought something was wrong and I ran into my mam and asked her what it was.

Jesus Wept · 13-12-2013 12:56AM

Think the same age, high five.

Littlehorny · 13-12-2013 12:56AM

She wants to give out to you for something you done when you were 11? Tell her to cop on.

HomelessMidge · 13-12-2013 12:56AM

Totally normal

And surprisingly enough i masterbated so much in my teen years (right up until my first steady girlfriend) I have never had a wet dream!

Timmyctc · 13-12-2013 12:57AM

Littlehorny wrote: »

She wants to give out to you for something you done when you were 11? Tell her to cop on.

No, she just thought it was young. The conversation was in jest. DONT TELL ME HOW TO HANDLE MY RELATIONSHIP MOM. WE'RE NOT TOO YOUNG AND WE ARE IN LOVE . I DON'T CARE IF I ONLY MET HER LAST MONTH

Timmyctc · 13-12-2013 12:59AM

Our Year wrote: »

Think the same age, high five.

Woo. Dutch Rudder to celebrate?

Mint Aero · 13-12-2013 12:59AM

Started at about 8. I think it's weird so many were 11, 12, 13 before they did it

uch · 13-12-2013 01:00AM

Learned to play Chess at 8, been polishing the Bishop since

Littlehorny · 13-12-2013 01:03AM

Timmyctc wrote: »

No, she just thought it was young. The conversation was in jest. DONT TELL ME HOW TO HANDLE MY RELATIONSHIP MOM. WE'RE NOT TOO YOUNG AND WE ARE IN LOVE . I DON'T CARE IF I ONLY MET HER LAST MONTH

She does think you were a sexual deviant though.

Hello_MrFox · 13-12-2013 01:04AM

I didnt discover it until i was 24.

Bactidiaryl · 13-12-2013 01:07AM

This thread should be a sticky.

Banjo String · 13-12-2013 01:08AM

I started in the womb.

Finished in a few since.

My name is URL · 13-12-2013 01:10AM

Banjo String wrote: »

I started in the womb.

Finished in a few since.

Womb with a view...

squirrelohara · 13-12-2013 01:11AM

Banjo String wrote: »

I started in the womb.

Finished in a few since.

So you jizzed in your Mother.

That's weird.

Splat Strawberry Jam · 13-12-2013 01:30AM

I was 12. Came all over my living room carpet watching RTL2. Cue furious scrubbing with a cloth before my parents got home. I think i knew from that point that cumming was going to be a major part of my life from that moment.

Daqster · 13-12-2013 01:32AM

I'm not telling and only one other person knows.

theblaqueguy · 13-12-2013 08:15AM

Started at 9
And I was a dad by age 12

dr strangelove · 13-12-2013 09:32AM

I was about 11 too.
I was at boarding school, so my first ejaculation was in a room with 15 other underage boys and a repressed lesbian hall monitor.

Woah...... A LOT of things have just started making sense.

DeanAustin · 13-12-2013 09:42AM

dr strangelove wrote: »

I was about 11 too.
I was at boarding school, so my first ejaculation was in a room with 15 other underage boys and a repressed lesbian hall monitor.

Woah...... A LOT of things have just started making sense.

If porn has taught me anything then this woman was blonde with a massive pair of tits and she had a similarly busty friend who she got it on with and you all watched?

Please tell me this is what happened.

Ihatecuddles · 13-12-2013 09:46AM

I was about 15, it was amazing. I'll always remember my first orgasm

Aphex · 13-12-2013 09:47AM

I remember when I was about 7, I was running to the shop to get sweets, when all of a sudden this weird but extremely pleasant feeling filled my lower area.
Within a week of that happening I was at the peak of my fitness!
So yeah, I started at 7...

preston johnny · 13-12-2013 09:58AM

Masturbation: The leading cause of tissue damage.

Aphex · 13-12-2013 10:01AM

preston johnny wrote: »

Masturbation: The leading cause of tissue damage.

And soggy feet!

dr strangelove · 13-12-2013 10:09AM

DeanAustin wrote: »

If porn has taught me anything then this woman was blonde with a massive pair of tits and she had a similarly busty friend who she got it on with and you all watched?

Please tell me this is what happened.

Actually, that is almost EXACTLY how it happened

Except she was brunette
And looked like Mary Harney's ugly older sister.

DeanAustin · 13-12-2013 10:14AM

dr strangelove wrote: »

Actually, that is almost EXACTLY how it happened

Except she was brunette
And looked like Mary Harney's ugly older sister.

Now I know you're lying. Everyone knows that ugly lesbians don't exist.

danniemcq · 13-12-2013 10:16AM

Splat Strawberry Jam wrote: »

I was 12. Came all over my living room carpet watching RTL2. Cue furious scrubbing with a cloth before my parents got home. I think i knew from that point that cumming was going to be a major part of my life from that moment.

Best channel ever!

donutheadhomer · 13-12-2013 10:17AM

Timmyctc wrote: »

So the OH thinks I'm a some type of sexual deviant because I started Masturbating at an age she considers to be young. I think it was quite normal so I wanna know what age did everyone start *insert humorous euphemism for rubbing one out/in*?
I was 11

you can do that with your willy?

Irishcrx · 13-12-2013 11:12AM

Think I was 10 - 11. I'd say that's about the average age for most blokes..

Dravokivich · 13-12-2013 11:27AM

11 was young?

I was about 9 or 10. Didn't know what I was doing at the time, but I liked it!

Masturbation.

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