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Your embarrassing/funny Christmas work party stories

  • 12-12-2013 01:03AM
    #1
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    And none of the cliched "I once photcopied my arse/testicles/boobs" tales ;)

    The strangest thing I saw at one of these was a girl come out of the toilet with half a toilet roll coming out of her jeans and trailing behind her. She was left with this wedding dress like white veil "train" for about half an hour before someone had the deceny to tell her. Me included as I couldnt speak at that stage.

    Whats your embarrassing/funny Christmas work party story?


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  • #2
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I once photocopied my bosses boobs.


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I turned up at my Christmas party once only to discover that I hadn't organised one for myself and I'm self-employed so there was no one else there.


  • #4
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,321 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Slightly off topic, this is what I heard about a wedding do, the groom who was fairly scuttered went to do a number 2 in the loo and forgot to remove his underpants. So when he went to join the bride on the dance floor there was keech running down his leg heh heh. :D

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #5
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I turned up at my Christmas party once only to discover that I hadn't organised one for myself and I'm self-employed so there was no one else there.

    Well that can't be embarrassing.

    There was no one else there to see you make a tit of yourself !


  • #6
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    And none of the cliched "I once photcopied my arse/testicles/boobs" tales ;)

    The strangest thing I saw at one of these was a girl come out of the toilet with half a toilet roll coming out of her jeans and trailing behind her. She was left with this wedding dress like white veil "train" for about half an hour before someone had the deceny to tell her. Me included as I couldnt speak at that stage.

    Whats your embarrassing Christmas office party story?

    That's not yours! That's someone elses embarrassing story! :mad: what's yours? Photocopy your weener on 75%? :p


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lapin wrote: »
    Well that can't be embarrassing.

    There was no one else there to see you make a tit of yourself !
    Believe me, I don't need anyone watching me to make a tit of myself.


  • #8
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    That's not yours! That's someone elses embarrassing story! :mad: what's yours? Photocopy your weener on 75%? :p

    The "lets do crazy shít to the copier" queue was too long ;)


  • #9
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Me and my mates followed a star, thought we were going to a hotel, but ended up in a f*cking stable. Well, we brought presents for the boss, anyway, long story short, the other two bst*rds had Gold and Myrr and all I bought were a few sticks of frankincense from the 2 euro shop. :o


  • #10
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Believe me, I don't need anyone watching me to make a tit of myself.

    Are you sure you're not me :D


  • #11
    kirb42
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭kirb42


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I turned up at my Christmas party once only to discover that I hadn't organised one for myself and I'm self-employed so there was no one else there.

    There's always one.....


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  • #12
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Why does a lot of people assume everyone works in an office?


  • #13
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    That's not yours! That's someone elses embarrassing story! :mad: what's yours? Photocopy your weener on 75%? :p

    Where do you think he got his username ? ;)


  • #14
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    Me and my mates followed a star, thought we were going to a hotel, but ended up in a f*cking stable. Well, we brought presents for the boss, anyway, long story short, the other two bst*rds had Gold and Myrr and all I bought were a few sticks of frankincense from the 2 euro shop. :o

    :pac:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R4BFPb-qXPc/URMTzYVvbKI/AAAAAAAAGeM/5_UYTNXIv-4/s1600/you+win+one+free+internet+coupon.jpg


  • #15
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    Me and my mates followed a star, thought we were going to a hotel, but ended up in a f*cking stable. Well, we brought presents for the boss, anyway, long story short, the other two bst*rds had Gold and Myrr and all I bought were a few sticks of frankincense from the 2 euro shop. :o

    The above + username = watch show too much.


  • #16
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Gave a very annoying workmate a slap.

    Amazingly didn't get sacked for it.

    I think everybody else hated him anyway.


  • #17
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    BNMC wrote: »
    Why does a lot of people assume everyone works in an office?

    This is After Hours.

    Everyone makes wild assumptions and no one works (in offices).


    .


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    .............................. :pac:


  • #18
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    My mate shagged a manager and she was so drunk she pissed on him while she was on top of him having sex. A different time, the same girl pissed herself when she was out having a smoke.

    One of my mates said there was a scottish guy at his christmas party. He was wearing a kilt, and of course, nothing under it. But he got ****faced, and later on he fell backwards off his chair. He was lying on the ground, kilt over his head with everything on display. He couldn't get up cos his feet were still up on the chair.


  • #19
    hungry hippo 4
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭hungry hippo 4


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    Slightly off topic, this is what I heard about a wedding do, the groom who was fairly scuttered went to do a number 2 in the loo and forgot to remove his underpants. So when he went to join the bride on the dance floor there was keech running down his leg heh heh. :D

    hahaha, I know a guy from Tallaght who went the jacks in McDonalds. Went for a **** not realising that the seat was down and shat all over it. Being drunk he eventually sat back in it and fell asleep hahaha. His friends found a smelly mess.


  • #20
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Banjo String wrote: »
    The above + username = watch show too much.

    :confused:

    What show?

    :confused:


  • #21
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    There was loads of free drink at my last one. I got twisted and one of my managers ended up catching me being finger banged by a randomer.

    Thankfully, i dont do that anymore. Nor do i look her in the eye. :(:o


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  • #22
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Title amended.

    Now with extra non office party-ness.


  • #23
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Cienciano wrote: »
    My mate shagged a manager and she was so drunk she pissed on him while she was on top of him having sex. A different time, the same girl pissed herself when she was out having a smoke.

    Sorry but it sounds like she has undiagnosed bladder issues. :( get her a trip to the docs for xmas.


  • #24
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    :confused:

    What show?

    :confused:

    Cosby.


  • #25
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    anncoates wrote: »
    Gave a very annoying workmate a slap.

    Amazingly didn't get sacked for it.

    I think everybody else hated her anyway.

    Was expecting to read it like that for some reason


  • #26
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Sorry but it sounds like she has undiagnosed bladder issues. :( get her a trip to the docs for xmas.

    No, we treat it in a far more professional way. We laugh at her behind her back.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Title amended.

    Now with extra non office party-ness.
    Change it to job party. Some of us have jobs but that doesn't mean we do any work.:pac:


  • #28
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Title amended.

    Now with extra non office party-ness.

    That's it, leave the riff raff in :rolleyes: be all stories of bottles in the anus now :rolleyes:


  • #29
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    herisson wrote: »
    There was loads of free drink at my last one. I got twisted and one of my managers ended up catching me being finger banged by a randomer.

    This remind me of how I met my wife.

    Romance is so subjective.

    We thought it was a beautiful moment and I have composed 8 sonnets and a song about it.


  • #30
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Was expecting to read it like that for some reason

    From top to bottom?


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  • #31
    hungry hippo 4
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭hungry hippo 4


    herisson wrote: »
    There was loads of free drink at my last one. I got twisted and one of my managers ended up catching me being finger banged by a randomer.

    Thankfully, i dont do that anymore. Nor do i look her in the eye. :(:o

    ahahaha gas. She thinks of it every time she's looks at you and then mumbles dirty bitch :pac:


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