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Alan Hughes vs Nigella

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  • #2
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses :(
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12


  • #3
    efb
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    I'd snort coke off her jubblies :D


  • #4
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Anyone remember that miserable quiz show he hosted in the 90's where people waere given a dictionary or something as a consolation prize?


  • #5
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    meow get that cat a bowl of milk


  • #6
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    efb wrote: »
    I'd snort coke off her jubblies :D

    Fcuk it ,Id snort it off his jubblies.


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  • #7
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    "Hello pot? This is the kettle. You are a black baxtard"


  • #8
    MonsterCookie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 959 ✭✭✭MonsterCookie


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses :(
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12

    Oops, before I posted I did a search for Alan Hughes but didn't spot it...

    Anyway, worth another try perhaps!


  • #9
    Koloman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Koloman


    Alan has experience in fighting.



  • #10
    snubbleste
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    Someone should tell the UK tabloids about this


  • #11
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Alan is such a natural broadcaster

    If TV3 think that, they're up shít creek with RTE when UTV Ireland come in


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  • #12
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses :(
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12

    Bit attention whorish........I'll leave it up to the viewers to decide who I'm talking about ;)


  • #13
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    And Alan Hughes is a stupid talentless twat. That TV3 think Alan is a "natural broadcaster" is testament to how **** they are at broadcasting.


  • #14
    Fudge You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Fudge You


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    And Alan Hughes is a stupid talentless twat. That TV3 think Alan is a "natural broadcaster" is testament to how **** they are at broadcasting.

    No messing with you. Straight to the point!!!!


  • #15
    wretcheddomain
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    Natural gob****e


  • #16
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    flanzer wrote: »
    If TV3 think that, they're up shít creek with RTE when UTV Ireland come in

    Went to see Family Fortunes being filmed, he is the furthest thing from a natural!!

    He is an absolute ass. Every time they turned the camera off his smile vanished and he stood there with a sour puss completely ignoring the audience. Then the camera goes back on and his big fake smile beamed across his face. He is useless.

    Went to see the republic of telly being filmed last night, the presenter was hilarious, friendly and had banter with the audience. He was also really good at his job.


  • #17
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Fudge You wrote: »
    No messing with you. Straight to the point!!!!

    What can I say, I don't like to dance around the edges.


  • #18
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    What can I say, I don't like to dance around the edges.

    Why don't you get off the fence and tell us how you really feel?


  • #19
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Would she even know who that gob****e is?!

    Yeah I'd love to go on a session with her too, I'd say she's great crack (cough cough)


  • #20
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Anyone remember that miserable quiz show he hosted in the 90's where people waere given a dictionary or something as a consolation prize?

    Unfortunately, yes.

    Guys always been a sorta camp, low-rent Henry Kelly.

    Though Talkabout made Going for Gold look like the frickin' Dimbleby Lecture.


  • #21
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/tv-radio/viewers-fury-at-alan-for-nigella-bitch-quip-29819189.html
    [Hughes] who is currently starring as Sammy Sausages in Jack & the Beanstalk at the Tivoli Theatre, said he did not wish to comment further on the issue.


    I think this sort of says it all.

    Puts him on a level with Twink. Where he well and truly belongs.

    What a miserable pr!ck.


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  • #22
    Agent Coulson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    One Diva calls another Diva a b1tch. Although he is a Diva bigger than most.


  • #23
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    One has big tits; one is a big tit.


  • #24
    HansHolzel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 996 ✭✭✭HansHolzel


    re Nigella

    Z Celebrity Death Match

    Alan Hughes v Barry Egan

    in a sack, with a load of cats, thrown into the Bosphorus

    (It was a common punishment in imperial Constantinople.)


  • #25
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Cant stand his big smiley face.


  • #26
    HansHolzel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 996 ✭✭✭HansHolzel


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Cant stand his big smiley face.

    :)


  • #27
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    "Alan Hughes yells at cloud."


  • #28
    Yellow121
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    I heard a rumour about Alan Hughes, I don't think many people know about this. I heard he was gay! You'd never have guessed.


  • #29
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,673 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Alan Hughes,
    TV3's version of Twink.
    But with better wigs and more makeup.


  • #30
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭OU812


    mauzo! wrote: »
    He is an absolute ass. Every time they turned the camera off his smile vanished and he stood there with a sour puss completely ignoring the audience. Then the camera goes back on and his big fake smile beamed across his face. He is useless.


    ^ This.

    Daughter went to see him in panto. She'd won a "meet & greet" with Cheerios & was stupidly excited. Saw & loved the panto (& kudos to them on that, they put on a great show). Waited at the end to meet them all & get a photo... He left before it got to her turn. He only did about four or five of the kids & then skulked off. Rest of the cast were fantastic, but she was disappointed she hadn't got to meet "Sammy Sausages". Who does that to kids? The guy is a dick.


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  • #31
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Sammy likes the sausages alright


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