Alan Hughes vs Nigella

MonsterCookie

So Alan is quoted as saying Nigella is a stupid biatch...live on air.

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/tv-radio/viewers-fury-at-alan-for-nigella-bitch-quip-29819189.html

I reckon she'd beat him in a fight though :pac:

snubbleste

Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12

efb

I'd snort coke off her jubblies

Duggy747

Anyone remember that miserable quiz show he hosted in the 90's where people waere given a dictionary or something as a consolation prize?

dpofloinn

meow get that cat a bowl of milk

Sir Osis of Liver.

efb wrote: »

I'd snort coke off her jubblies

Fcuk it ,Id snort it off his jubblies.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

"Hello pot? This is the kettle. You are a black baxtard"

MonsterCookie

snubbleste wrote: »

Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12

Oops, before I posted I did a search for Alan Hughes but didn't spot it...

Anyway, worth another try perhaps!

Koloman

Alan has experience in fighting.

snubbleste

Someone should tell the UK tabloids about this

flanzer

Alan is such a natural broadcaster

If TV3 think that, they're up shít creek with RTE when UTV Ireland come in

harney

snubbleste wrote: »

Eh I already posted than in the Higella thread and got no responses
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057092181&page=12

Bit attention whorish........I'll leave it up to the viewers to decide who I'm talking about

WoollyRedHat

And Alan Hughes is a stupid talentless twat. That TV3 think Alan is a "natural broadcaster" is testament to how **** they are at broadcasting.

Fudge You

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

And Alan Hughes is a stupid talentless twat. That TV3 think Alan is a "natural broadcaster" is testament to how **** they are at broadcasting.

No messing with you. Straight to the point!!!!

wretcheddomain

Natural gob****e

Ihatecuddles

flanzer wrote: »

If TV3 think that, they're up shít creek with RTE when UTV Ireland come in

Went to see Family Fortunes being filmed, he is the furthest thing from a natural!!

He is an absolute ass. Every time they turned the camera off his smile vanished and he stood there with a sour puss completely ignoring the audience. Then the camera goes back on and his big fake smile beamed across his face. He is useless.

Went to see the republic of telly being filmed last night, the presenter was hilarious, friendly and had banter with the audience. He was also really good at his job.

WoollyRedHat

Fudge You wrote: »

No messing with you. Straight to the point!!!!

What can I say, I don't like to dance around the edges.

BMJD

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

What can I say, I don't like to dance around the edges.

Why don't you get off the fence and tell us how you really feel?

BillyMitchel

Would she even know who that gob****e is?!

Yeah I'd love to go on a session with her too, I'd say she's great crack (cough cough)

Yamanoto

Duggy747 wrote: »

Anyone remember that miserable quiz show he hosted in the 90's where people waere given a dictionary or something as a consolation prize?

Unfortunately, yes.

Guys always been a sorta camp, low-rent Henry Kelly.

Though Talkabout made Going for Gold look like the frickin' Dimbleby Lecture.

AngryHippie

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/tv-radio/viewers-fury-at-alan-for-nigella-bitch-quip-29819189.html

[Hughes] who is currently starring as Sammy Sausages in Jack & the Beanstalk at the Tivoli Theatre, said he did not wish to comment further on the issue.

I think this sort of says it all.

Puts him on a level with Twink. Where he well and truly belongs.

What a miserable pr!ck.

Agent Coulson

One Diva calls another Diva a b1tch. Although he is a Diva bigger than most.

anncoates

One has big tits; one is a big tit.

HansHolzel

re Nigella

Z Celebrity Death Match

Alan Hughes v Barry Egan

in a sack, with a load of cats, thrown into the Bosphorus

(It was a common punishment in imperial Constantinople.)

MJ23

Cant stand his big smiley face.

HansHolzel

MJ23 wrote: »

Cant stand his big smiley face.

Turpentine

"Alan Hughes yells at cloud."

Yellow121

I heard a rumour about Alan Hughes, I don't think many people know about this. I heard he was gay! You'd never have guessed.

fergiesfolly

Alan Hughes,
TV3's version of Twink.
But with better wigs and more makeup.

OU812

mauzo! wrote: »

He is an absolute ass. Every time they turned the camera off his smile vanished and he stood there with a sour puss completely ignoring the audience. Then the camera goes back on and his big fake smile beamed across his face. He is useless.

^ This.

Daughter went to see him in panto. She'd won a "meet & greet" with Cheerios & was stupidly excited. Saw & loved the panto (& kudos to them on that, they put on a great show). Waited at the end to meet them all & get a photo... He left before it got to her turn. He only did about four or five of the kids & then skulked off. Rest of the cast were fantastic, but she was disappointed she hadn't got to meet "Sammy Sausages". Who does that to kids? The guy is a dick.

MJ23

Sammy likes the sausages alright

Yellow121

I think a campaign should be started against this Hughes lad, no one seems to like him. Lets get him off our screens and put him back where he belongs. In the retail sector where he'll get to bitch and spread gossip with fellow workmates.

aidan_walsh

Hughes apologised shortly after making the comment when about a dozen complaints flooded into the show via text, email and Twitter.

Edited for journalistic intent :rolleyes:

Son Of A Vidic

What was said....

"Alan is such a natural broadcaster that he speaks his mind a lot of the time and TV3 won't be taking any disciplinary action against him," the spokesperson added.

What was meant....

"Alan is such a natural bollocks that the bullshít just flows out of him and TV3 couldn't give a shyte," the TV3 spokesperson added.

Mammanabammana

Still love this though. Highlight of his career I reckon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btqSxlUJyxo

HansHolzel

Back from Brighton?

WilyCoyote

Since he jacked in his job as a CIE announcer at Heuston Station ....... he's gone way above his station

Ihatecuddles

MJ23 wrote: »

Sammy likes the sausages alright

how is that not getting more thanks! I can't breath from laughing!!!

Eight Ball

Well I think he's correct anyway. She is a bitch.

BillyMitchel

Paul McGrath sings that song much better.

ben.schlomo

Ah in fairness to Sammy/Alan im pretty sure all TV3 presenters are contractually obliged to be absolutely unwatchable, so hes doing well really.

walrusgumble

flanzer wrote: »

If TV3 think that, they're up shít creek with RTE when UTV Ireland come in

ITV is rubbish most of the time. U TV is worse, god awful.. I think, as bad as RTE is, it will survive. As for TV3 , it could not happen to a nicer bunch of people.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'd love to see Nigella confront the pathetic little dweeb, he'd shit his little girly pants.

He's such a nauseating wanker, he makes Tubridy look normal which of course we all know, he's not.

BillyMitchel

walrusgumble wrote: »

ITV is rubbish most of the time. U TV is worse, god awful.. I think, as bad as RTE is, it will survive. As for TV3 , it could not happen to a nicer bunch of people.

ITV and UTV not the same thing?