Have a boast!!

Frosty McSnowballs · 08-12-2013 06:00PM

I have a nice house in a nice SCD area.
I have a stable job that I love
I have a stable relationship....with a girl
I have no medical worries
I'm not loaded but I'm happy

Aaaand my Christmas tree is up.

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2013 06:01PM

Senor Jingle Balls wrote: »

I have a nice house in a nice SCD area.
I have a stable job that I love
I have a stable relationship....with a girl
I have no medical worries
I'm not loaded but I'm happy

Aaaand my Christmas tree is up.

Aaaaand you have a fine arse on ya too!

arybvtcw0eolkf · 08-12-2013 06:16PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Boast about anything you want to tell us about yourself that you feel particularly confident and/ or smug about yourself. No need to be humble. You know you're only waiting for an opportunity to show off and here it is, no intro necessary.

Are you rich, beautiful, talented? Do you have some ace up your sleeve? What makes it class to be you?!!

Ok, I am a Nobel Peace Prize winner!. (for real, but I share it with a lot of other people and I exagerate the truth).

Frosty McSnowballs · 08-12-2013 06:20PM

Tinley Big Sucker wrote: »

Ok, I am a Nobel Peace Prize winner!. (for real, but I share it with a lot of other people and I exagerate the truth).

Oh yeah, I forgot about that!

Gongoozler · 08-12-2013 06:48PM

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

I don't ask questions like this.

Oh so that's something you're boasting about? Didn't say you don't think things like that though. Hmmm. Don't really see what there is to boast about. But people are, apparently, proud of the oddest things.

My boast, I have a fantastic boyfriend, I'm intelligent, and seemingly good looking.

Birneybau · 08-12-2013 07:01PM

Piriz wrote: »

Love Dublin!

I actually like that and I usually find stuff in Jam Art etc. insufferably twee.

Rasheed · 08-12-2013 07:11PM

Piriz wrote: »

Thanks a mill Rasheed, the word on the street is that they make excellent Christmas presents as they are 100% cotton and are reasonably priced at 12euro for the bags and 22 for the womens v neck t-shirts.

P, if you make I love Roscommon t-shirt and I'll be your first customer!

Vitaliorange · 08-12-2013 07:35PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Oh so that's something you're boasting about? Didn't say you don't think things like that though. Hmmm. Don't really see what there is to boast about. But people are, apparently, proud of the oddest things.

My boast, I have a fantastic boyfriend, I'm intelligent, and seemingly good looking.

Do you think you are good looking?

NuckingFacker · 08-12-2013 07:37PM

Rasheed wrote: »

P, if you make I love Roscommon t-shirt and I'll be your first customer!

Then Cork = the Corkies will love them! I smelz a growin Bidness!

IvaBigWun · 08-12-2013 08:30PM

I possess a rather fat and juicy ..... big toe.

cantdecide · 08-12-2013 08:48PM

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I can get a crf 450 into third before I run out of driveway.

That'l probably mean fcuk all to anyone except a biker, or someone who measures driveways..

I can do that too but usually right before I end up stuck up a tree:o

Czarcasm · 08-12-2013 08:53PM

Rasheed wrote: »

I'm good with my hands and I'm a good judge of cattle and I make a lovely rhubarb tart.

I have a fine pair of bullocks for you to judge seeing as you're good with your hands and all, you can check out my bullocks while I sample your tart...

Wait a minute, aren't bullocks the bulls with NO balls? Back up there now fairly lively!

Vicar in a tutu · 08-12-2013 08:54PM

I've levelled up to 14 on GTA

sullivlo · 08-12-2013 09:07PM

I've a phd and multiple first author papers in high impact journals. My research makes people say "wow" and "oh my god that's incredible" quite a lot.

I haven't 2 pennies to rub together at the minute because post doc funding hasn't been approved yet so have very little money coming in but I am making a difference to people's lives with some of the work I'm doing and that's priceless.

And I make an amazing paella.

Gongoozler · 08-12-2013 09:22PM

Vitaliorange wrote: »

Do you think you are good looking?

Not really, I mean I'm thinking much less negative things about my appearance than a few years back, but don't think I'll ever think I'm good looking.

Piriz · 08-12-2013 09:55PM

Birneybau wrote: »

I actually like that and I usually find stuff in Jam Art etc. insufferably twee.

Delighted to receive your comment Birneybau

Capt'n Midnight · 08-12-2013 10:02PM

Tinley Big Sucker wrote: »

Ok, I am a Nobel Peace Prize winner!.

That's nothing, not only am I a Nobel Prize winner I've won the Tour de France as many times as Lance Armstrong.

Gandalph · 08-12-2013 10:04PM

I can cook 1 minute rice in 58 seconds

dmc17 · 08-12-2013 10:08PM

sullivlo wrote: »

I've a phd and multiple first author papers in high impact journals. My research makes people say "wow" and "oh my god that's incredible" quite a lot.

I haven't 2 pennies to rub together at the minute because post doc funding hasn't been approved yet so have very little money coming in but I am making a difference to people's lives with some of the work I'm doing and that's priceless.

And I make an amazing paella.

That's quite impressive....paella can be hard to get right!

manyoung · 08-12-2013 10:13PM

I can plank for more than 5 minutes.

TheBegotten · 08-12-2013 10:16PM

I'm quite a talented writer and play guitar alright. I'm aiming for 585 points in the LC and can normally turn my hand to practically anything and be reasonably good at it. Nothing huge to boast of, but I'm reasonably happy.

Johro · 08-12-2013 10:18PM

manyoung wrote: »

I can plank for more than 5 minutes.

Yeah I'm a bit of a plank too..

arybvtcw0eolkf · 08-12-2013 10:20PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

That's nothing, not only am I a Nobel Prize winner I've won the Tour de France as many times as Lance Armstrong.

Ah you mock, but you see I am and did share in the Nobel Peace Prize for peace!..

Tasden · 08-12-2013 10:22PM

manyoung wrote: »

I can plank for more than 5 minutes.

From someone who gives up after five seconds, well done!

Legs.Eleven · 08-12-2013 10:24PM

I think I've written this before on Boards but how and ever!

Over 4 years ago I moved to Spain with only a suitcase of clothes and money I'd saved. I'd no job, no house, no friends, a very basic level in the lingo and I'd never visited Spain before that, so didn't even know I'd like the city I'd chosen to move to. I arrived in Madrid airport with only the name of some fella who might have had a room for me and 3 nights booked in a hostel. 4 years later, I have friends, a good level in the lingo, supporting myself with a fairly decent job that I'm good at and am living in an apartment in the centre of the city with someone who makes me very happy. I'd a huge amount of ups and downs on the way but I'm very proud of all I've achieved and the gamble I took, even if my achievement is just getting myself settled. Very proud that I stuck with it and didn't give up when things got hairy and I did it all on my own.

BNMC · 08-12-2013 10:27PM

My cock measures 9 inches.

liliq · 08-12-2013 10:27PM

I'm a great mama. And I made a fu(king hilarious, gorgeous child. From scratch.
I'm fairly intelligent.
Not rolling in it by any means but there never a panic when bills come in the door.
We bought a house in a great area at the *perfect* time, literally going to be thanking our lucky stars for that for the rest of our lives!

mattjack · 08-12-2013 10:30PM

I was giving CPR to a man who collapsed about a year ago , when the paramedics arrived I told them how many compressions and breaths Id given and went to hand him over for them to work on .
They said carry on for a few moments more "you,re doing fine" ..... the man recovered .

I also boxed in school and have a murderous
left hook.... mrsMattjacks bro in law got a straightner for being a dick a few years ago.

Piriz · 08-12-2013 10:31PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I think I've written this before on Boards but how and ever!

Over 4 years ago I moved to Spain with only a suitcase of clothes and money I'd saved. I'd no job, no house, no friends, a very basic level in the lingo and I'd never visited Spain before that, so didn't even know I'd like the city I'd chosen to move to. I arrived in Madrid airport with only the name of some fella who might have had a room for me and 3 nights booked in a hostel. 4 years later, I have friends, a good level in the lingo, supporting myself with a fairly decent job that I'm good at and am living in an apartment in the centre of the city with someone who makes me very happy. I'd a huge amount of ups and downs on the way but I'm very proud of all I've achieved and the gamble I took, even if my achievement is just getting myself settled. Very proud that I stuck with it and didn't give up when things got hairy and I did it all on my own.

My girlfriend is from Sicily and lives with me in Dublin and has achieved the same as you. A great achievement all together, fair play.

Legs.Eleven · 08-12-2013 10:34PM

Piriz wrote: »

My girlfriend is from Sicily and lives with me in Dublin and has achieved the same as you. A great achievement all together, fair play.

Thank you! Fair play to your girlfriend too.

Have a boast!!

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