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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #5162
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    moy83 wrote: »
    Oh ya and every blackthorn and lump of rushes has twenty euro notes growing out of them !

    Your too honest. I'll take one sister on trial and 30% of the land with the money growing blackthorn.


  • #5163
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Your too honest. I'll take one sister on trial and 30% of the land with the money growing blackthorn.

    Moy has one out on demo but not many are impressed. well built but coming with a bad finance package is what I was told


  • #5164
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    bob charles wrote: »
    Moy has one out on demo but not many are impressed. well built but coming with a bad finance package is what I was told

    She would be gone long ago but for the poor financial situation our place is in . Surely the money wouldnt bother you bob , the lump under the mattress must be an inconvenience at this stage to you ?
    If either of my sisters are reading this I'm in trouble I'd say !


  • #5165
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    She would be gone long ago but for the poor financial situation our place is in . Surely the money wouldnt bother you bob , the lump under the mattress must be an inconvenience at this stage to you ?
    If either of my sisters are reading this I'm in trouble I'd say !

    It's the lump in his trousers that's bothering bob, not the one under the mattress


  • #5166
    Viewtodiefor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Viewtodiefor


    Just spent (rephrase herself just spent) the last of the sfp in Harvey Nicolls


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  • #5167
    Marooned75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭Marooned75


    hugo29 wrote: »
    It's the lump in his trousers that's bothering bob, not the one under the mattress

    As the chap said to his mother when he was caught in the bath it's mine mammy and I'll wash it as fast as I like.


  • #5168
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    moy83 wrote: »
    She would be gone long ago but for the poor financial situation our place is in . Surely the money wouldnt bother you bob , the lump under the mattress must be an inconvenience at this stage to you ?
    If either of my sisters are reading this I'm in trouble I'd say !

    if any of the two are able to carry two buckets and open a gate at the same time, send them on down


  • #5169
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    bob charles wrote: »
    if any of the two are able to carry two buckets and open a gate at the same time, send them on down

    Youre out of luck there , they never got into the swing of farm work and id say wont start now either !


  • #5170
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    moy83 wrote: »
    Youre out of luck there , they never got into the swing of farm work and id say wont start now either !

    They must be good looking so:o, sure they probably know me already :rolleyes::D


  • #5171
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    bob charles wrote: »
    They must be good looking so:o, sure they probably know me already :rolleyes::D

    They might , do you always wear them boating shoes ? Ill ask them do they know a big lad in those shoes dotted in dung ?


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  • #5172
    fredweena
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭fredweena


    I. AM. DYING.
    Vaguely remember three jagerbombs and having a dance-off with some random guy in the Skeff.


  • #5173
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    fredweena wrote: »
    I. AM. DYING.
    Vaguely remember three jagerbombs and having a dance-off with some random guy in the Skeff.

    Who won ? Ham and tomato sandwich is a great cure I find


  • #5174
    fredweena
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭fredweena


    God only knows who won. I don't go out very often so I lost the run of myself last night. Himself gave me a lift home. He said I was a right state. Spent the whole day mucking out horses. Torture.


  • #5175
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    They might , do you always wear them boating shoes ? Ill ask them do they know a big lad in those shoes dotted in dung ?

    Are these boating shoes some type of outdoorsy garb for lads with wet land :confused:


  • #5176
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    fredweena wrote: »
    I. AM. DYING.
    Vaguely remember three jagerbombs and having a dance-off with some random guy in the Skeff.

    was it mahoney :D


  • #5177
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    I was flying till now, beginning to burn a drop of oil now after the milking.

    Will get chips and sausage that usually sorts it

    Ain't need a story going to bed tonight


  • #5178
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    Are these boating shoes some type of outdoorsy garb for lads with wet land :confused:

    Not at all they are the height of fashion . I think they are shaped like the nose of a boat in the front !


  • #5179
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    Not at all they are the height of fashion . I think they are shaped like the nose of a boat in the front !

    Like these ones?

    Young people and their modern fashion :confused:


  • #5180
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    Like these ones?

    Young people and their modern fashion :confused:

    I think thats what he sports alright ! Sure you couldnt be up to the trends these days


  • #5181
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,685 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    jersey101 wrote: »
    was it mahoney :D

    I wasn't in the skiff......I think!!


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  • #5182
    jomoloney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 859 ✭✭✭jomoloney


    fredweena wrote: »
    I. AM. DYING.
    Vaguely remember three jagerbombs and having a dance-off with some random guy in the Skeff.


    Know the Skeff well

    wasn't there last night :rolleyes:












    unfortunately :D


  • #5183
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    mahoney_j wrote: »
    I wasn't in the skiff......I think!!

    same as meself last night. Went from one pub to another and then another one and ended up getting locked in the stores, right oul night :D:D


  • #5184
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,685 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    jersey101 wrote: »
    was it mahoney :D

    I wasn't in the skiff......I think!!


  • #5185
    Timmaay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    jersey101 wrote: »
    same as meself last night. Went from one pub to another and then another one and ended up getting locked in the stores, right oul night :D:D

    Lock in in my local also lastnight, nothing better.


  • #5186
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    just after having a christmas day grub like feed all day today. By feck I can put away some amount while at the trough:o could have fed a small town in Africa


  • #5187
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    bob charles wrote: »
    just after having a christmas day grub like feed all day today. By feck I can put away some amount while at the trough:o could have fed a small town in Africa

    ye have in the mood for a chistmas day dinner now


  • #5188
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Jaysus there's some grub and drink being taken on here. I'll have to shape up!
    When I'm hungover from porter, alls I want is yoghurt, ice cream, and lucosade!


  • #5189
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Ah savage fry up and a pint glass of ice cold milk normally sorts me out in the morning after the beer :D:D


  • #5190
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Jaysus there's some grub and drink being taken on here. I'll have to shape up!
    When I'm hungover from porter, alls I want is yoghurt, ice cream, and lucosade!
    now your talking


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  • #5191
    Timmaay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    Ah jezz, a pint of milk, esp wholemilk straight from the cow that we have is the last thing that I'd be drinking when hungover, it would be coming back up quick ha!


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