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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #5132
    Damo810
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Damo810


    delaval wrote: »
    JERSEY OR BOB I need a hand!!!!!!!

    Jaysus ye must be awful bad when she needs another man in there too! :D


  • #5133
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    delaval wrote: »
    JERSEY OR BOB I need a hand!!!!!!!

    you would think you would know the knack of it by now. no wonder ms del had those builders about for so long. Anyway I would be no use, im nearly on the road to maynooth


  • #5134
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    bob charles wrote: »
    you would think you would know the knack of it by now. no wonder ms del had those builders about for so long. Anyway I would be no use, im nearly on the road to maynooth

    The last lad that was telling me he was on the road to maynooth was actually going out with my sister all along !


  • #5135
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    JERSEY OR BOB I need a hand!!!!!!!

    thought you would be well able for them kk feens. Ill be up in kk some time soon so :D


  • #5136
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    moy83 wrote: »
    The last lad that was telling me he was on the road to maynooth was actually going out with my sister all along !

    its a small world moy


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  • #5137
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    bob charles wrote: »
    its a small world moy

    How many sisters has Moy got?


  • #5138
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    How many sisters has Moy got?

    2 contrary biddies , preferably to be married out of the county . What way does the dowry go ?


  • #5139
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    moy83 wrote: »
    2 contrary biddies , preferably to be married out of the county . What way does the dowry go ?

    Well, on that sales pitch...... I'd say id have to get half your land. (Don't worry, I'd lease it back to ya.) ;-)


  • #5140
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,685 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    Thanks be to jaysus I've nothing to do this morning!!dying!!


  • #5141
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    mahoney_j wrote: »
    Thanks be to jaysus I've nothing to do this morning!!dying!!

    Went for an Indian with a gang last night. Those cobras have a kick to 'em. Only had 4 or 5 of them but I'm not right this morning.


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  • #5142
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    TUBBY wrote: »
    look up belvedere house ss. It your best chance of anything

    True but seen enough of it this year as we cut silage of the grounds of it twice a year.


  • #5143
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    delaval wrote: »
    JERSEY OR BOB I need a hand!!!!!!!

    Jesus you are in bother if your resorting to the likes of bob :D


  • #5144
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    freedominacup wrote: »
    Went for an Indian with a gang last night. Those cobras have a kick to 'em. Only had 4 or 5 of them but I'm not right this morning.

    Hot Spicy Curry and beer. I'd say mrs freedom is loving you this morning.


  • #5145
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Hot Spicy Curry and beer. I'd say mrs freedom is loving you this morning.

    Hope you had the baby wipes in the fridge last night for this morning


  • #5146
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Hot Spicy Curry and beer. I'd say mrs freedom is loving you this morning.

    She was on the curry and beer too so we're cancelling each other out:D:D:D:D:D. As for the loving a gentleman never tells;).


  • #5147
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Well, on that sales pitch...... I'd say id have to get half your land. (Don't worry, I'd lease it back to ya.) ;-)

    I saw the pictures of your land and if you got half of ours you would be begging us to take it back its so bad !


  • #5148
    dzer2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭dzer2


    delaval wrote: »
    JERSEY OR BOB I need a hand!!!!!!!

    Talking to the missus this morning she told me that there was a sad looking bloke on his phone in a corner last night and they felt sorry for him so the lot of them went over cheered him up. Was that you dev:D:D:D:D:D:D:D











    Said he wasnt up for or to much.:eek::eek::eek:


  • #5149
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    moy83 wrote: »
    I saw the pictures of your land and if you got half of ours you would be begging us to take it back its so bad !

    Most of that was the neighbours place. Ours was the rocky mountain :-D


  • #5150
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    dzer2 wrote: »
    Talking to the missus this morning she told me that there was a sad looking bloke on his phone in a corner last night and they felt sorry for him so the lot of them went over cheered him up. Was that you dev:D:D:D:D:D:D:D











    Said he wasnt up for or to much.:eek::eek::eek:

    id say dev got kidnapped last night by some mountain women down for her yearly man hunt. Once she heard he was milking cows she had to take him :D:D


  • #5151
    Timmaay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    jersey101 wrote: »
    some mountain women down for her yearly man hunt

    Jesus, what sorta women do yas have in wexford!

    Dose of manflu going around at the minute ha, only had 4pints yday but in bits this morning ha.


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  • #5152
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Jesus, what sorta women do yas have in wexford!

    Dose of manflu going around at the minute ha, only had 4pints yday but in bits this morning ha.

    all sorts, not as bad as wicklow though :D
    Ye think my father my get the oul flu jab. For the last week he's been dying with it. Gettin bad doses now of it every year


  • #5153
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    bob charles wrote: »
    you would think you would know the knack of it by now. no wonder ms del had those builders about for so long. Anyway I would be no use, im nearly on the road to maynooth

    Well Fr Charles has a ring to it, will you be allowed on boards now that your going for the priests

    Ps stay the fcuk away from my sister, unless of course you could offer some compensation


  • #5154
    Mulumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Mulumpy


    mahoney_j wrote: »
    Thanks be to jaysus I've nothing to do this morning!!dying!!

    No wonder if ya were drinking with Farmer and co . Ha ha ha


  • #5155
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,685 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    Mulumpy wrote: »
    No wonder if ya were drinking with Farmer and co . Ha ha ha

    No sign of u mulumphy,we left that crew at 12 as they were going further afield and I had the boss with me!!


  • #5156
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,685 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    Mulumpy wrote: »
    No wonder if ya were drinking with Farmer and co . Ha ha ha

    No sign of u mulumphy,we left that crew at 12 as they were going further afield and I had the boss with me!!


  • #5157
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    I saw the pictures of your land and if you got half of ours you would be begging us to take it back its so bad !

    Don't believe him Darragh, it's like the Golden Vale where he is!


  • #5158
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    Don't believe him Darragh, it's like the Golden Vale where he is!

    Oh ya and every blackthorn and lump of rushes has twenty euro notes growing out of them !


  • #5159
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    Oh ya and every blackthorn and lump of rushes has twenty euro notes growing out of them !

    See! Seeeeeee!




    :p


  • #5160
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Jumped up on the back if the diet feeder this morning to see if it was mixed yet....
    nearly hurled with the smell of silage blowing up in my face..





    I wonder do the heifers appreciate the trouble i go to to feed them after a night on the beer :D:D:D


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  • #5161
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Jumped up on the back if the diet feeder this morning to see if it was mixed yet....
    nearly hurled with the smell of silage blowing up in my face..





    I wonder do the heifers appreciate the trouble i go to to feed them after a night on the beer :D:D:D
    Simple answer.....No :D


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