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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #5012
    jersey101
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    Had our first milk recording last night and this morning. A je cross who calved last feb and calving in march, due to be dried off fairly soon was giving 18 kgs of milk


  • #5013
    Timmaay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,396 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Had our first milk recording last night and this morning. A je cross who calved last feb and calving in march, due to be dried off fairly soon was giving 18 kgs of milk

    What lactation? Most my jex heifers were giving out about 12l when I dried them off, I remember someone telling me last feb just after I got them that they would be practicality dry by oct ha.


  • #5014
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Timmaay wrote: »
    What lactation? Most my jex heifers were giving out about 12l when I dried them off, I remember someone telling me last feb just after I got them that they would be practicality dry by oct ha.

    sorry 20l just got the print out. Ah shes in her 3 lactation


  • #5015
    mahoney_j
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,697 ✭✭✭✭mahoney_j


    jersey101 wrote: »
    sorry 20l just got the print out. Ah shes in her 3 lactation

    She must be bred from a hol freisan!!!?!


  • #5016
    gazahayes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭gazahayes


    delaval wrote: »
    As the lady who can't be mentioned would say "FOOK"
    First a phuckin eejit, me left a gate open and a cow walked into a slurry pit. We fished her out with loader and chain, all well.

    Dried some cows this am ande a phuckin eejit left a gate open and allowed them mix, not me this time. We usually dry after milking but only a few this am so he did as milked. For good luck he put yellow tape on their tails.

    So alls well that ends well, no porridge till 10am though, will be able to go for the day now???

    Some dose. Spent an hour after lunch fishing a sow out of a tank. She jumped out of a crate and went down into the tank about 4 feet deep. She was running around in 2 foot of slurry some job to get a rope around her. 5 of us pulling her out.


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  • #5017
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Muckit wrote: »
    There's always something.
    she dead or alive?

    Alive and milked 20 litres this pm


  • #5018
    delaval
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    Just did antibiotic test in milk all clear, so order restored


  • #5019
    delaval
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    Fresh coffee, cigarette and silence................you guessed Mrs Del and the brood are away;);)


  • #5020
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    delaval wrote: »
    Fresh coffee, cigarette and silence................you guessed Mrs Del and the brood are away;);)

    Ah Jesus, im just after passing your place. I could have called in for a cuppa.


  • #5021
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Ah Jesus, im just after passing your place. I could have called in for a cuppa.

    If you called I'd say its in the am we'd need coffee!!!

    Boards and driving????


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  • #5022
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    delaval wrote: »
    If you called I'd say its in the am we'd need coffee!!!

    Boards and driving????

    You know me, dodgy out. Nawh, herself was driving. Stopped in juction 14 for a chicken roll now.

    I can imagine you there at the table with a glass and an open bottle of jameson. Ha ha. I wouldn't mind going on the tear now


  • #5023
    Viewtodiefor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Viewtodiefor


    delaval wrote: »
    Fresh coffee, cigarette and silence................you guessed Mrs Del and the brood are away;);)

    Is that a sneaky cigarette??


  • #5024
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Viewtodiefor wrote: »
    Is that a sneaky cigarette??

    No I'm committed to them!!!!!?????


  • #5025
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    You know me, dodgy out. Nawh, herself was driving. Stopped in juction 14 for a chicken roll now.

    I can imagine you there at the table with a glass and an open bottle of jameson. Ha ha. I wouldn't mind going on the tear now

    She told me ye were going away now that you mention it

    Tomorrow evening 24 of us meeting up for Christmas party. Plenty of grub, g&t's, cigars, pints nite club the works staying in Kk for the night.

    Jersey wouldn't do as good a job on it only thing is he'd be able to do it night after night whereas me well ye know the score, dying all day Sunday and only able to eat a bag of chips Sun evening


  • #5026
    Viewtodiefor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Viewtodiefor


    delaval wrote: »
    No I'm committed to them!!!!!?????

    Ah probably be harder to give them up that the cows!!! Enjoy it!
    I'm off them now for two years but still hav d cravings now n again. Hav d odd sneaky every few mts


  • #5027
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    delaval wrote: »
    She told me ye were going away now that you mention it

    Your a bad man.......


  • #5028
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    She told me ye were going away now that you mention it

    Tomorrow evening 24 of us meeting up for Christmas party. Plenty of grub, g&t's, cigars, pints nite club the works staying in Kk for the night.

    Jersey wouldn't do as good a job on it only thing is he'd be able to do it night after night whereas me well ye know the score, dying all day Sunday and only able to eat a bag of chips Sun evening

    well see about that tomorrow, friend is back from nz, going to be some amount of jameson drank :D:D:D


  • #5029
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


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  • #5030
    TEAT SQUEEZER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭TEAT SQUEEZER


    was over on the breast feeding forum and they put the run on me .... cant understand why:confused:


  • #5031
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    TEAT SQUEEZER wrote: »
    was over on the breast feeding forum and they put the run on me .... cant understand why:confused:

    did you start a superlevy thread :D:D ???


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  • #5032
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    jersey101 wrote: »
    well see about that tomorrow, friend is back from nz, going to be some amount of jameson drank :D:D:D
    Ah at last a decent drink


  • #5033
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Ah at last a decent drink

    Jemmy and equal quantity of water, no ice.

    The real asses milk :-)


  • #5034
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Jemmy and equal quantity of water, no ice.

    The real asses milk :-)
    Bah water......Ya want to drink that stuff straight, put hairs on your chest :cool:


  • #5035
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Bah water......Ya want to drink that stuff straight, put hairs on your chest :cool:

    You're all right. I'll stick to the drop of water if its all the same. Dangerous stuff to be drinking straight.


  • #5036
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Bizzum wrote: »
    You're all right. I'll stick to the drop of water if its all the same. Dangerous stuff to be drinking straight.
    :D


  • #5037
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    :D

    have ye ever tried jemmy, southern comfort, west coast and and vodka? Friend was polluted one night after the pub in college and one of the lads mixed him up a pint glass of this, lad drank it one..

    Didnt wake up till 12 thenext day and he was still drunk at dinner time :D:D:D


  • #5038
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    jersey101 wrote: »
    have ye ever tried jemmy, southern comfort, west coast and and vodka? Friend was polluted one night after the pub in college and one of the lads mixed him up a pint glass of this, lad drank it one..

    Didnt wake up till 12 thenext day and he was still drunk at dinner time :D:D:D
    Sounds like an experience


  • #5039
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    jersey101 wrote: »
    have ye ever tried jemmy, southern comfort, west coast and and vodka? Friend was polluted one night after the pub in college and one of the lads mixed him up a pint glass of this, lad drank it one..

    Didnt wake up till 12 thenext day and he was still drunk at dinner time :D:D:D

    I drank Whiskey, Pernod, and Pineapple juice (drained from a can of fruit) at a party one time, 25 year or more ago. I didn't do it since;)


  • #5040
    C0N0R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭C0N0R


    We tried a great drink in wellington, Irish car bomb. Half a pint of Guinness with a Jameson poured into it then drop a shot of baileys in and down the hatch before it curdles. Started them at eleven Saturday morning was back in the leaba by three!


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  • #5041
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Ah at last a decent drink

    Jameson a decent drink, are you mad, watery ****e

    Give me a Green Spot any day or as its called locally - the G spot
    or also a glass of Redbreast to appreciate decent whiskey


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